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Postby Propellerhead on Tue Mar 06, 2007 7:40 am

^Tried to kill THE METAL
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Postby atristain on Tue Mar 06, 2007 11:58 am

^His opponent's Tongue-Fu was greater than his.
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Postby Ardamus on Wed Mar 07, 2007 7:56 am

^^^died trying to do the Kid'N'Play dance on a tightrope with a neighborhood friend 3,000 ft. off of the ground
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Postby Hyp3rB14d3 on Sat Mar 10, 2007 8:40 pm

Brought a sword to a gunfight.
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Postby atristain on Mon Mar 12, 2007 3:17 pm

Brought a sword to a swordfight, alas he tripped an impaled himself in a very uncomfortable place. Died of embarrasement during the enema.
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Postby Hyp3rB14d3 on Tue Mar 13, 2007 4:32 am

Brought a pen to a sword fight.
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Postby stjen on Thu Apr 19, 2007 7:59 pm

^ won the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction contest and bored himself to death reading all the entries.
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Postby chris daily on Mon Nov 19, 2007 12:12 pm

^Flattened by this thread BUMPING him down from behind.
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Postby atristain on Mon Nov 19, 2007 1:42 pm

^Brain eaten by a recently resurrected thread.
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Postby MURPHYCHACHO on Fri Nov 30, 2007 6:48 am

^Took a chainsaw to the face.
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Re: Kill the person above you.

Postby atristain on Thu Feb 28, 2008 9:22 am

Ate a pizza that he kept since the last time he posted.
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Re: Kill the person above you.

Postby Majkai on Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:26 pm

Was driving to work and blinded by strange yellow glowing orb in the eastern sky, which caused him to drive into a bridge abutment.
Una salus victus nullam sperare salutem--Virgil's The Aeneid

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Postby atristain on Sun May 04, 2008 9:53 pm

^Looked at the same orb, and also the driver of the 18 wheel truck that didn't watch him.
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Postby Majkai on Mon May 05, 2008 6:14 pm

While sitting in the front row of the baseball game, looked down to pick his big beer :rootbeer: off the top of the dugout, and got hit in the head by a foul ball....
Una salus victus nullam sperare salutem--Virgil's The Aeneid

I will not make any deals with you. I’ve resigned. I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered. My life is my own.--No. 6, The Prisoner

The 21st Century is when everything changes, and you gotta be ready.--Captain Jack Harkness, Torchwood

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Postby atristain on Tue May 20, 2008 12:28 pm

Underdog Super Energy Vitamin Pill overdose.
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Postby chris daily on Mon May 26, 2008 8:33 pm

^ ROFL 1 too many times
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Re: Kill the person above you.

Postby atristain on Tue May 27, 2008 6:56 am

Laughed his @$$ out... for real!

Lost too much blood before the doctors could glue it back on place. :shifty:

Funeral will be held in two different boxes.
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Postby leperphiliac on Thu Jul 29, 2010 9:20 pm

Drops cell phone down toilet in train by mistake. Reaches in to get it and arm gets stuck. Fire department pries them out after hours of delayed traffic. Sewage has creeped in through a bleeding hangnail. Dies of blood poisoning.
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Postby alkaizer87 on Wed Jan 05, 2011 11:08 am

^After pressing clicking submit, he/she enters the computer because he/she has entered a strange combination that's activated after clicking submit buttons. He/She gets stuck in the post. Then someone deletes his/her post, thinking the picture of him/herself is a mistake. Him/Her dies along with deleted post.
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Postby atristain on Wed Jan 19, 2011 10:21 am

Tried to get inside the computer using some laser gun that separates his molecules. Too bad the computer was not connected to a UPS when the light went out in middle of the process.
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Postby Reg DeCurry on Fri Feb 04, 2011 7:12 am

^ Brain melted after hearing "Ice Ice Baby" played on an alternative rock station in a non-ironic way.
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