by Ringading on Thu Mar 11, 2010 9:21 pm
Thanks for noticing, I actually partook of a six month intensive training program in preparation for the Mean Olympics. Imagine my chagrin when I turned up at the opening ceremony, all prepared with my cruelty honed to a razor sharp edge, and discovered that it was actually a competition to achieve the most average result in sporting events. I decided to enter an event anyway since I was already there, but ended up getting an unimpressive 28.7 seconds in the two hundred metre sprint when the mean result was 39.4 seconds.
I did however manage to put my six months of training to good use by shouting obscenities over the top of the Bulgarian national anthem during the medal presentation.