So I was recently chilling out in the theatre, and some chaps suddenly walked out on stage and started pretending that things were happening to them. It was rather fortunate, as I would have otherwise considered the price I payed to sit in that uncomfortable seat in a mildly air conditioned building to be somewhat exorbitant. Little did I know what was to come.
For twenty minutes later, one of the aforementioned chaps burst out with,
"It was an intense game. I mean a tense game. Intense. We played in tents, actually."
And my brain screamed out,
"PLAGIARIST!!!!"
For here was a Superosity plagiarist, blatantly plagiarising Superosity in the midst of some rapid ad libbing while hoping to cover up a minor deviation from the script. He did not credit Superosity at all. I snatched a program from the person sitting in front and rapidly flicked through and the lack of any Superosity credit therein confirmed by fears: Superosity was not going to be acknowledged for being the force behind the "in tents" catchphrase. This, despite Superosity being the undisputed source of a joke that nobody else could possibly have thought up of their own initiative.
I was appalled, horrified, and personally blamed the person who had been granted leadership of my home nation at the time. I'm not voting for him come next election.