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When Roger takes a proton pill:

The crooks begin to worry.
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They can't escape their awful fate from proton's mighty fury.
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All of the above.
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Postby Ringading on Sun Oct 11, 2009 3:23 am

Your honest opinion is required for accurate results. This is not an official poll, but any compromise to its precision is strongly frowned upon.
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Postby MrLeffel on Sat Oct 17, 2009 11:59 pm

bea arthur says 'heey sit on it'
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Postby Ringading on Wed Oct 21, 2009 1:57 am

Before becoming an actor, Bea Arthur had a stint as the health and safety manager at a lumberyard. One day, an employee desperately burst into her office. She looked up from her paperwork with a sneer of distaste. She could tell from his vulgar stance and uncouth manner that he was one of the common labourers.

"What is it, young man?" she impatiently asked, "out with it, I'm a very busy lady you know."
"It's... it's Snoddy, miss. 'E was struck by a loose log. Crushed 'is 'ead, miss."
"Oh, I see. And is this 'Snoddy' fellow injured very much?"
"Well... 'e's dead, miss."
"Oh dear. This is just awful."
"That it is, miss, and 'im with his son only just five an' 'is missus pregnant wiv annuver on the way."
"What?" she asked in confusion. "Oh, I see. The fellow's family. Well, that is too bad, but worse still- tomorrow would have marked two years of this lumberyard's operation without a single lost time injury. Your 'Snoddy' ruined everything!"
"I... oh. That's too bad, miss."
"I was going to hold a celebratory barbeque to mark the milestone! It would have had cake!"
"That really is too bad, miss."

Nobody attended Snoddy's funeral. They were far too angry at him. Later, Bea Arthur won a Fonzie impersonation contest.
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Postby MrLeffel on Thu Oct 29, 2009 5:12 am

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Postby Ringading on Fri Oct 30, 2009 3:34 pm

That's insane... how could a robot possibly understand the demanding world of men's fashion and fashion accessories?
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Postby MrLeffel on Fri Oct 30, 2009 5:43 pm

in that question lies the answer

ROBOT HA HA HA HA HA HA 10101010101010101001000010101111000barton
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Postby wryann on Tue Nov 03, 2009 12:29 pm

Futurama writer(s) wrote:
Leela: Bender's not a guy, he's a robot.

Fry: Same thing.
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Postby MrLeffel on Tue Nov 03, 2009 7:00 pm

LOOK WHO KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT USING QUOTES

ITS QUOTEY MCQUOTERSON

QUOTIN' AWAY

LIKE A IRISH
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Postby wryann on Thu Nov 05, 2009 10:13 am

MrLeffel wrote:bea arthur says

MrLeffel wrote:ROBOT
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Postby Ringading on Fri Nov 06, 2009 3:54 pm

Cool beans!
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Postby MrLeffel on Sat Nov 07, 2009 3:22 am

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Postby Ringading on Tue Nov 10, 2009 11:16 am

Did your daddy ever tell you about the facts of life? The Larry Birds and the Bea Arthurs? It's very disturbing.
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Postby MrLeffel on Tue Dec 01, 2009 8:47 pm

ah so that was a spam or virus post
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Postby Ringading on Wed Dec 02, 2009 12:35 am

I would regret the fact that it's gone, but the stupid jerk didn't even vote in my poll!
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Postby MrLeffel on Wed Dec 02, 2009 6:00 am

Your poll is a shocked seal baby
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