Massive Flaming Plane Crash Thread 2: The Re-Crashening

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Re: Massive Flaming Plane Crash Thread 2: The Re-Crashening

Postby SleepyOrigami on Thu Jul 09, 2009 8:08 pm

"Engine 4? FOUR?!?!?!" A normal looking man in a business suit curls into the fetal position and starts to rock back and forth as he repeats to himself "4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42 . . ." over and over again.
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Re: Massive Flaming Plane Crash Thread 2: The Re-Crashening

Postby mdm on Thu Jul 09, 2009 8:29 pm

MDM listens to the announcement, looks at all the commotion, and facepalms. Of all the days his jetpack was malfunctioning...
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Re: Massive Flaming Plane Crash Thread 2: The Re-Crashening

Postby Cameo on Thu Jul 09, 2009 8:49 pm

"Screw you guys, I'm getting out of here!" A pale blonde teenage girl in a window seat shoves some stuff from her tray into the backpack sitting on the floor in front of her, zips it up, and slings it onto her back. Then she starts to open the emergency door conveniently located in her aisle, raising her voice to be heard over the general chaos: "Anyone who can fly and isn't an idiot should get over here..."
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Re: Massive Flaming Plane Crash Thread 2: The Re-Crashening

Postby mdm on Thu Jul 09, 2009 8:57 pm

MDM takes a hint from the pale blonde teenager, and finds his way into one of the bathrooms.

Then he waits a few moments, and starts ripping through the fuselage in the bathroom.

It looks stupid, but it isn't. Provided, of course, the jetpack does what it's supposed to.
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Re: Massive Flaming Plane Crash Thread 2: The Re-Crashening

Postby OzLionHeart on Thu Jul 09, 2009 9:03 pm

The dark-haired catgirl looked up at the girl's words. "You know, that's not a bad idea... Now then, do I have my book with me, or not?"

She reached into the overhead locker, grabbed out a bag, and reached into it, extracting a large hardcover book. "Aha. Here we go. Flight."

She leaped to her feet, and carrying the book and her bag, joined the girl at the emergency exit. "Ready when you are."
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Re: Massive Flaming Plane Crash Thread 2: The Re-Crashening

Postby kgirl1992 on Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:24 am

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Re: Massive Flaming Plane Crash Thread 2: The Re-Crashening

Postby Helseth on Fri Jul 10, 2009 1:49 am

"That is rather pretty, I think i'll take a closer look"

Helseth joins the line of people flinging themselves from the plane, aiming himself at the falling engine.
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Re: Massive Flaming Plane Crash Thread 2: The Re-Crashening

Postby theopenandclosedbook on Fri Jul 10, 2009 2:25 am

The Sheep Guy (or to be more precise, the ram guy) joined the line to not die. Then an idea struck him and he ran and grabbed as many bags of peanuts as possible, stuffing them into his pockets, then rejoined the line "Shouldn't one of us get the pilot?" he asked loudly, so he could be heard of the noise of imminent death.
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Re: Massive Flaming Plane Crash Thread 2: The Re-Crashening

Postby Cheez on Fri Jul 10, 2009 3:11 am

Several tentacles stretched out and confiscated the peanuts. "Sir, if you would like a snack, you ask me, I tell you how much it is, then I give it to you and you pay for it. Simply taking is not allowed."

There was a hint of a frown in Loretta's voice, though she had no face to prove this.
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Re: Massive Flaming Plane Crash Thread 2: The Re-Crashening

Postby theopenandclosedbook on Fri Jul 10, 2009 3:35 am

The Sheep Guy frowned 2What, you don't give free airline peanuts in really hard to open bags? What kind of airline is this?2 He sighed "Oh well, shall I rescue the pilot then?"
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Re: Massive Flaming Plane Crash Thread 2: The Re-Crashening

Postby SleepyOrigami on Fri Jul 10, 2009 3:54 am

"Excuse me," the suited man says to the blob creature ((what color is Loretta again?)) ,"but I'd like eight bags of peanuts please." He holds out fifteen dollars cash hoping it would be enough.
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Re: Massive Flaming Plane Crash Thread 2: The Re-Crashening

Postby Cheez on Fri Jul 10, 2009 4:10 am

To the ram guy, Loretta said "No sir, we do not. This is El Cheapo Airlines. And passengrs are not allowed into the cockpit, I'm afraid."

Then, to the suited man, she said "Of course, sir." Loretta gave him the requested bags of nuts, taking his money and giving him back seven dollars change.

She could have talked to both guys at the same time, but she found that most people didn't like that.
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Re: Massive Flaming Plane Crash Thread 2: The Re-Crashening

Postby theopenandclosedbook on Fri Jul 10, 2009 4:14 am

"OK, then, lets just let the pilot die, now," he reached into his wool-fro and pulled out a wallet, and from the wallet he pulled out a $50 note "OK, how many peanuts do you have? I'll buy all of them, and any other type of snack food" He
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Re: Massive Flaming Plane Crash Thread 2: The Re-Crashening

Postby Cheez on Fri Jul 10, 2009 4:19 am

"I have twelve left, sir." Loretta replied. "I also have gummi bears, fruit pastilles, chocolates, mints, crisps, cashews, soyent green, sandwiches and beef jerky."

As she spoke, she took the remaining bags of peanuts from her cart and offered them to the ram guy.
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Re: Massive Flaming Plane Crash Thread 2: The Re-Crashening

Postby Cameo on Fri Jul 10, 2009 4:40 am

The girl rummaged in her pocket, producing a Canadian two-dollar coin. "Can somebody pass this up to the flight attendant blob person? I could use some gummi bears before we go."
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Re: Massive Flaming Plane Crash Thread 2: The Re-Crashening

Postby mandros on Fri Jul 10, 2009 4:44 am

Mandros pockets the rest of the amulets "not a problem. Hey you can fly right well if you could give me a lift i will count it as my favor"
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Re: Massive Flaming Plane Crash Thread 2: The Re-Crashening

Postby theopenandclosedbook on Fri Jul 10, 2009 5:13 am

"Good, I'll take as much of everything as I can!" he said, starting to stuff the peanuts into his pockets. "Well, at least the flight is better than Ryanair" he joked
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Re: Massive Flaming Plane Crash Thread 2: The Re-Crashening

Postby Cheez on Fri Jul 10, 2009 5:39 am

Loretta stretched two tentacles over to the girl who had asked for gummi bears. One was holding a bag of gummis, the other would take her money. "Thank you miss."

At the same time, the rest of her tentacles began giving the ram guy as much food as could be bought wit his $50. "Thank you sir."

This time, she did speak to both at the sme time. hey were far enough apart that they probably wouldn't notice.
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Re: Massive Flaming Plane Crash Thread 2: The Re-Crashening

Postby Cameo on Fri Jul 10, 2009 5:43 am

"'nks." The gummis were stuffed into a backpack compartment. "Okay, out we go..." She opened the door, and didn't so much step onto the wing as briefly make contact with it only to be blown into freefall.
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Re: Massive Flaming Plane Crash Thread 2: The Re-Crashening

Postby Kalga on Fri Jul 10, 2009 7:05 am

The catgirl rolled over in the back-row seat. She stretched, and yawned.
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Re: Massive Flaming Plane Crash Thread 2: The Re-Crashening

Postby mdm on Fri Jul 10, 2009 7:49 am

With a sickening crunch, the fuselage of the plane corresponding to the bathroom MDM was in tore away.

Needless to say, it was quickly followed by MDM.

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Re: Massive Flaming Plane Crash Thread 2: The Re-Crashening

Postby theopenandclosedbook on Fri Jul 10, 2009 7:59 am

The Ram guy stuffed everything into his pocket and nodded "Thank you, before I go, is any one here with out flying ability? Please, just raise your hands or scream"
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Re: Massive Flaming Plane Crash Thread 2: The Re-Crashening

Postby The kool on Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:44 am

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Kool got up and grabbed his stuff, ignoring any protests to sit down. He slings on his backpack, then enters the line to exit the plane. Once at his turn, he merely steps out of the airplane, dropping into a skydiving position. Always wanted to try this, he thought to himself. Never thought I'd do it without a parachute, though.
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Re: Massive Flaming Plane Crash Thread 2: The Re-Crashening

Postby Kalga on Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:46 am

ooc: Okay, I seriously must question the intelligence of anyone who, when a plane is crashing, jumps out. You're much safer inside the plane, where you have several hundred tons of steel protecting you.

Instead of, you know, your skin.
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Re: Massive Flaming Plane Crash Thread 2: The Re-Crashening

Postby The kool on Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:52 am

OOC: I know that. Kool knows that. He just wanted to go skydiving. Don't forget, he controls how physics affect him. Meaning, he can fall slower so he lands safely.
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