...Yes, I'm, er, rooting for Crystal as well.
...Bit of a rambler, aren't ya, Stardrive? O_o
Aaaaaaanyway, my fanfiction is an odd little exercise in villainy: I'm drawing together the delightful Sandra and Jhonen Vasquez' violent, deranged character Johnny the Homicidal Maniac (who also, ironically, is a part-time cartoonist when he's not chopping people up.)
Hey, it's not War and Peace, but it's fun to write.