Newbe intro thread

[PixelHead777]

Desdenova received: A mood ring and a dewrag! Enjoy! ^^

[mdm]

Im sure you will here is a newbie kit that includes a TF Gun, a squirrel teddy, a six pack of unlabled soda, a cookie in shiny wrapper and a dead fish. Also here is my gift, an unending cooler of Canadian beer.

*cocks TF gun shotgun style*

I'm ready

Not quite, you gonna need alot more fire power. So here, have a Death Star mod for your TF gun, and a soundbite to go with it (IT'S A TRAP")

Overkillage alert!

[Desdenova]

Wow, this forum is even more insane than the comic.

I think I will like it here.

*GLOMPS* Welcome!
I give you watch that tells the wrong time 24/7! Enjoy!

Just what I always wanted!

*puts on mood ring, one-ring-to-rule-them-all style*

[SleepyOrigami]

Howdy Desdenova! Welcome to the forums. I give you 5 paper cups in the shape of origami owls. They are great for staying up late and rarely spill.

[Aeg'air]

Welcome newbies I gives you a KhaoBunny (A killer fuzz ball with weird eyes.) Alas I am still on the quest of the elusive front door.

[Celtic Minstrel]

*gives Desdenova a package of Randomness Pills*

...On the other hand, Main is where you'll find the group of people who are using reverse-gendered avatars and/or nicknames, simply because the current storyline has gender-bending as a prominent element.)

(emphasis added)
...Wait, how's that work? You can't change your nickname, can you?

Welcome newbies I gives you a KhaoBunny (A killer fuzz ball with weird eyes.) Alas I am still on the quest of the elusive front door.

GAH! STOP GIVING OUT EVIL PSYCHOTIC KILLING MACHINES!!! *banishes the KhaoBunny back where it came from*

[ChibiCarrera]

*gives Desdenova a package of Randomness Pills*

Welcome newbies I gives you a KhaoBunny (A killer fuzz ball with weird eyes.) Alas I am still on the quest of the elusive front door.

GAH! STOP GIVING OUT EVIL PSYCHOTIC KILLING MACHINES!!! *banishes the KhaoBunny back where it came from*

But we luvs them!

[Aeg'air]

And I've got to put them somewhere. Especially since you gave away the front door...

...

Gives a pair of Khao eyes instead, just keep them away from anything.

[Celtic Minstrel]

Well, get a new door then!

*offers one to Aeg'air*

[Aeg'air]

Yay no more living Khao in the forums!

[ChronosCat]

...On the other hand, Main is where you'll find the group of people who are using reverse-gendered avatars and/or nicknames, simply because the current storyline has gender-bending as a prominent element.)

(emphasis added)
...Wait, how's that work? You can't change your nickname, can you?

You can't change your username. However, you can ask people to call you something else! Hence the "Call me Crystal" in my sig.

[The kool]

I'm feeling in a mood for change...

*the five mages of kool gather around in a summoning circle, and after an epic ritual, they are all restored to their original form: The Kool*

Yay, I'm me again! Now, to celebrate this reunion of my selves, and the new storyline... *pulls out one of my guns, and shoots myself in the foot*

*blows glowing green smoke away from tip of barrel* Call me... Kaley.

...You know what I'm going to miss most about being split into five mes? Having ten of my TF guns...

Anyway, to counter my bout of weirdness, a round of Transgender Soda, on me! Everybody take one! Don't care whether you drink it now or save it for later.

[Aeg'air]

And I am now gonna jump off a bridge to catch my sanity...

[mandros]

bottoms up *chugs the Transgender Soda* call me Mandora

[Celtic Minstrel]

You can't change your username. However, you can ask people to call you something else! Hence the "Call me Crystal" in my sig.

Ah, well... I've got signatures hidden, so I don't usually see that.

[mdm]

You do? Good. You'd be spazzing out if you saw the size of my sig.

[Aeg'air]

or mine. Though mine is mainly blatant advertising.

[Celtic Minstrel]

You do? Good. You'd be spazzing out if you saw the size of my sig.

If I had to see that at the bottom of every one of your posts, then yes I would find it rather annoying.

or mine. Though mine is mainly blatant advertising.

Your isn't so bad, actually. At least it's compressed into an almost decently small space.

[Aeg'air]

Yays, but still not as compressed as your sig.

[CatgirlGod]

Greetings, bunnies. Ever wonder what happens when catgirls die? Some end up here in Catgirl Heaven. Currently the spirits here number in the tens of billions. My presence is not allow in your universe (by decree of The Almighty) but I am allowed to send agents (avatars) to do my bidding. *puts bunny ears on*

Plus, I'm really an Oldbie here. (Formerly Dr. Jeff.)

[GetsLonely]

I'm back! After 2 years of being in Texas Fort Worth, and talking to everyone about the Gospel of Jesus Christ, I'm finally back! I probably won't post as much as I used to, I just wanted to say hi to y'all again. I might eventually host another Munchkin game in Mayhem.

[mdm]

Must...inform...MAYHEM...

[Aeg'air]

Za?

[mdm]

Oldbie. Don't ask.

[ChibiCarrera]

Must keep thread alive!