Newbe intro thread

[Dreestith]

Dreestith hands Origami His bandages, a block of Seruna's nevermelting ice, Zen's nonexistent shirt, and Chrono's extra Bandana.

[Aeg'air]

To all noobs I gives u all [really cool music][/really cool music] A Khaoliquid. (An extremely deadly viscious killing machine that's practically indstructible)For more info look here

[friltsar]

New here. Been a lurker of El Goonish Shive since day 1, but only just decided to join the forum recently.

[SleepyOrigami]

*GLOMPS* Greetings friltsar!!! Welcome to the forums.

Enjoy this newbie kit, containing:
* a TF Gun
* a squirrel teddy
* a sixpack of unlabled soda
* a cookie in shiny wrapper
*a dead fish.

And 5 paper cups shaped like owls.

[Aeg'air]

New here. Been a lurker of El Goonish Shive since day 1, but only just decided to join the forum recently.

Yays welcome I gives you a Khaofire, one of the hottest things around ^^

[mandros]

welcome from up north eh. here is an unending cooler of canadian beer (will only open if you are 18+)

[Celtic Minstrel]

To all noobs I gives u all [really cool music][/really cool music] A Khaoliquid. (An extremely deadly viscious killing machine that's practically indstructible)For more info look here

Yays welcome I gives you a Khaofire, one of the hottest things around ^^

GAH! NO! *shoves them all into Limbo*

*replaces them will their respective plushy equivalents*

[ChronosCat]

Greetings to friltsar.

*Gives friltsar an orange and black catnip mouse left over from Halloween, and orange yarn.*

Enjoy the forums!

[PixelHead777]

Any newbie I missed!
*GLOMP*
I give you each a dewrag, choice color, and a mood ring.
ENJOY THE FORUMS, B****ES!
*Shrinks all newbies.*

[mdm]

Welcome, all.

And Pixel isn't usually like that, by the way.

[PixelHead777]

No, not really. Just very tired.

*Natalie sees all the tiny people*
Natalie: Shrunken people!!!
*Natalie scoops them up and huggles them.*

... She's always like that...

[Hanii Puppy]

EDIT: *glomps Hanii Puppy* Greetings, newbie-ish one! To the newbie thread with thee, to get your newbie pack and welcomings!

So here I am =^_^=

But note that if this is the forum I'm thinking of, then I've already had my soul stolen 3:

Or am I thinking of the misfile forums? bleh lol

[Ineluki]

*snicker* yes, that is indeed a misfile forum ritual, as far as I remember ^_~
Anyway... Welcome! *glomps*
From us, you get some nice gifts, no soul stealage (yet ^^).
First of all, here's your own newbie-kit, containing:
* a TF Gun
* a Squirrel Teddy
* a Sixpack of Unlabled Soda
* a Cookie in shiny Wrapper
* and a Dead Fish
And on top of that, you get a TFG mod kit for shooting portals from me; always handy to escape mad science laboratories.

Enjoy your stay!

[mandros]

*glomp*
welcome from the guy up north eh. Here is an unending cooler of canadian beer (will only open if you are 18+)
and the true madness is in mayhem

[Hanii Puppy]

* a Squirrel Teddy

!!! I want one of those more than the sun or the stars D: as long as it's big

EDIT: Whoa ... the toungue smiley looks drunk xD

*glomp*
welcome from the guy up north eh. Here is an unending cooler of canadian beer (will only open if you are 18+)
and the true madness is in mayhem

I'm 17 3:

How about Greek beer? They don't have restrictions other than having to be 17 to buy alcohol in greece D: and they have Mythos <3

Thanks for the welcome =^_^=

[ChibiCarrera]

Been gone!!

*Glomps all newbies!*
Welcome to EGS forum!

[PixelHead777]

EDIT: *glomps Hanii Puppy* Greetings, newbie-ish one! To the newbie thread with thee, to get your newbie pack and welcomings!

So here I am =^_^=

But note that if this is the forum I'm thinking of, then I've already had my soul stolen 3:

Or am I thinking of the misfile forums? bleh lol

*GLOMP*
HI!!!
you get from me, a dewrag, in a color of yoru choosing. It's fuzzy, like a puppy. And a mood ring.

Also, your soul will now be stolen by catgirls to play with.

[SleepyOrigami]

So here I am =^_^=

Howdy Hanii Puppy! I give you 5 paper cups in the shape of origami scops owls. They are good for staying up late and rarely spill.

[mdm]

I present you with a TF gun Mod Kit for shooting tractor beams and a jar of Atomic Fireballs.

[mandros]

How about Greek beer? They don't have restrictions other than having to be 17 to buy alcohol in greece D: and they have Mythos <3

sorry all i got is Canadian besides there is a loop hole that lets you get beer from it *opens it up and passes Hanii Puppy a beer* you just need some one who is over 18 to open it for you

[Aeg'air]

To all noobs I gives u all [really cool music][/really cool music] A Khaoliquid. (An extremely deadly viscious killing machine that's practically indstructible)For more info look here

Yays welcome I gives you a Khaofire, one of the hottest things around ^^

GAH! NO! *shoves them all into Limbo*

*replaces them will their respective plushy equivalents*

First things first. How could you I give out killing machines and you turn them into plushies. However I presume you followed the link so .

Welcome Hanii Puppy I gives you (Thanks for the idea Celtic Minstrel) a Khaoplushy looks harmless before it eats you alive, enjoy ^^

[ChibiCarrera]

*GLOMPS all newbies* (again...)
*Gives all newbies a watch that tells the wrong time 24/7*
Enjoy!
* Runs away *

[ChronosCat]

Also, your soul will now be stolen by catgirls to play with.

What the-? What are these, Daimon Cat-girls? How did they get in the EGS forum?

*Steals Hanii Puppy's soul from the catgirls and gives them catnip mice instead.*
The catgirls should enjoy those much better.

*Tries to stuff Hanii Puppy's soul back in Hanii Puppy's body, but it doesn't work.* Huh. It always worked on Sailor Moon...

*Hands the soul to Hanii Puppy's body* Um, you'll need to figure out how to put it back in yourself, I have no experience in such things. Anywhere, while I'm here, this is for you...

*Gives Hanii Puppy a closed box (containing a blue stuffed mouse and ball of blue yarn).* Wait until later to open this. <whisper>Don't open it in front of kleptomaniac catgirls.</whisper>

[PixelHead777]

The catgirls were having sooo much fun with Hanii Puppy's soul. They were going to cuddle with it, then once they decided they trusted it enough to be nice to them, they were gonna give it back to Hanii's body- CATNIP MICE!!! *play*

[Celtic Minstrel]

Welcome Hanii Puppy I gives you (Thanks for the idea Celtic Minstrel) a Khaoplushy looks harmless before it eats you alive, enjoy ^^

...I can't decide whether that's better, or worse. And yes, I did follow the link.

*gives Hanii Puppy a door*

...Wait... what did I give him? Was that Aeg'air's front door?

Also, your soul will now be stolen by catgirls to play with.

What the-? What are these, Daimon Cat-girls? How did they get in the EGS forum?

...Wait, who's that?