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Postby weretroll on Sat Oct 20, 2007 1:29 pm

I was looking at the first comic when the muse of inspiration clubbed me over the head. Enjoy.

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Postby Tabasco on Sun Oct 21, 2007 6:40 am

*helpless snickering*

Blue's getting a surprise alright, among other things derpdrugs is a vasodialator. Soon Dave will have no blood pressure.

I like.
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Postby Pseudonym on Sun Oct 21, 2007 6:49 am

Tabasco wrote:among other things derpdrugs is a vasodialator.


Ah ha! I'd always wondered why they had the warning about "erections lasting more than four hours" in the TV ads.
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Postby reminant of fear on Sun Oct 21, 2007 7:08 am

Tabasco wrote:*helpless snickering*

Blue's getting a surprise alright, among other things derpdrugs is a vasodialator. Soon Dave will have no blood pressure.

I like.


that's only if you assume real-world biology applies to the comic. one look at the cast says "Pfft! hell no!" to that.
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Postby Technetus on Sun Oct 21, 2007 7:12 am

reminant of fear wrote:that's only if you assume real-world biology applies to the comic. one look at the cast says "Pfft! hell no!" to that.
Previous comics in this thread and its predecessor do the same.
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Postby Nick 101 on Mon Oct 22, 2007 3:00 am

That was awesome. Overdosed on derpdrugs's a new one. :lol:
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Postby weretroll on Thu Nov 01, 2007 9:51 pm

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Postby Nick 101 on Wed Nov 07, 2007 2:06 am

:lol: Very hilarious.
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Postby reminant of fear on Wed Nov 21, 2007 8:44 am

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Postby Dotty on Wed Nov 21, 2007 11:05 am

Haha! How would a sheep be able to afford Hazel's price?
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Postby Lightice on Wed Nov 21, 2007 11:32 am

Dotty wrote:Haha! How would a sheep be able to afford Hazel's price?


I assume she was the client. :P
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Postby Doc Hawkeye on Wed Nov 21, 2007 1:45 pm

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Tabasco wrote:among other things derpdrugs is a vasodialator.


Ah ha! I'd always wondered why they had the warning about "erections lasting more than four hours" in the TV ads.


Actually, the problem there is called "priapism," the medical term for an erection that won't go away. While it sounds kind of humerous (or even useful under certain circumstances :wink: ) it's actually a medical emergency, or serious damage to the penis may result-- check out the wikipedia article on "priapism" for the gruesome details. :o Fortunately for middle-aged men everywhere, priapism is an extremely rare complication of medications like derpdrugs. :D
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Postby Pseudonym on Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:01 pm

Doc Hawkeye wrote:
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Tabasco wrote:among other things derpdrugs is a vasodialator.


Ah ha! I'd always wondered why they had the warning about "erections lasting more than four hours" in the TV ads.


Actually, the problem there is called "priapism," the medical term for an erection that won't go away. While it sounds kind of humerous (or even useful under certain circumstances :wink: ) it's actually a medical emergency, or serious damage to the penis may result-- check out the wikipedia article on "priapism" for the gruesome details. :o Fortunately for middle-aged men everywhere, priapism is an extremely rare complication of medications like derpdrugs. :D


I know what priapism is. I just never knew what the medical risks were. But I'll be sure to check the Wiki article later. Thanks for the tip (no pun intended). :smug:
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Postby Dexam on Fri Nov 23, 2007 11:45 pm

It's been a while since I've done one of these...

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Postby Rathorius on Sat Nov 24, 2007 6:13 am

Nice.
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Postby weretroll on Tue Nov 27, 2007 2:30 pm

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Postby Youwillneverknow on Wed Nov 28, 2007 9:05 pm

nice, good flow, nice tense, good editing, strong story, i rate it 9.5/10 the only flaw it that its a rescript
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Postby freeflier on Wed Nov 28, 2007 9:37 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

You know, I think I prefer that to canon . . . it's not a downer, for one thing.

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Postby Dr. Jeff on Wed Nov 28, 2007 9:57 pm

A most excellent rescript! :evilgrin:
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Postby Stardrake_ on Thu Nov 29, 2007 2:09 am

One flaw...

You missed an oppurtunity to invoke Buffet Time.
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Postby Mad Bomber 80 on Thu Nov 29, 2007 1:53 pm

Hey, you've gotta leave something to mock in the sequel, right?
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Postby Dotty on Mon Dec 03, 2007 9:54 am

My favorite line is "I know for a fact that Dave Jones couldn't buy a cup of coffee at a 7/11!" So, so true.

And according to David Letterman, the name Dave is greek for "good guy".
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Postby weretroll on Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:32 am

And now something for all you D&M addicts.

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Postby Dotty on Thu Dec 06, 2007 4:56 pm

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Postby Nick 101 on Sat Dec 08, 2007 12:56 am

Wow, what a twist. :D
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