Fort Mayhem! Created to Protect The Goonish Worlds!

[RichM90071]

Outside the Armory

*When The Lurker tries to contact RAI, she appears*

"Greetings. How may I be of assistance?"

"Piebunny said I should have something dangerous. I presume he means 'dangerous to designated enemies of EGS-DF' rather than 'dangerous to myself and any allies unlucky enough to be in the area.' So it probably ought to be something that can aim itself. I have to concentrate to stay focused in four dimensions. If I have to 'think fast' I usually flub it."

[Amon Star]

Outside the Armory

*When The Lurker tries to contact RAI, she appears*

"Greetings. How may I be of assistance?"

"Piebunny said I should have something dangerous. I presume he means 'dangerous to designated enemies of EGS-DF' rather than 'dangerous to myself and any allies unlucky enough to be in the area.' So it probably ought to be something that can aim itself. I have to concentrate to stay focused in four dimensions. If I have to 'think fast' I usually flub it."

"The closest that would be a computer guided missile launcher. However, we do not have any available. Perhaps the Allied Forces can help you?"

Where EkiEki is
"The paper says you are being transferred to the El Goonish Shive Defence Force. However, it doesn't say from where. Either way, welcome on board probationary member EkiEki. Do you have any question?"

[Kalga]

ooc: Send him too me! I can get a computer guided missile launcher faster than you can recite the rifleman's creed. I know a guy......

[EkiEki]

"Nah, questions are for stupid people. Now if you excuse me, I'll just wander around aimlessly until I find something that would cause harm to myself and others around me." And so he did.

He found himself in the armory. There was a being talking to that hologram thing, yet he ignored it. He browsed through the various weapons picking them up, tapping them, messing with the buttons and nozzles. He looked into the face of an oldy shaped gun wondering why nothign was happening. A flash of green light appeared around him and..............nothing happened? Hehe, that was interesting.

((I seem to be Foreshadowing something but I don't know what.))

[RichM90071]

Outside the Armory

"The closest that would be a computer guided missile launcher. However, we do not have any available. Perhaps the Allied Forces can help you?"

"All right, I'll look them up. How would I contact the Allied Forces?'

Looks like this is going to take longer than the Lurker hoped. So, meanwhile, at...

Hist-Div
[OCC: I'm assuming this is the place "across the hall" that Piebunny mentioned.]
The Lurker delurks in the hallway outside the door and walks in. Assuming he sees the girl Piebunny was talking about, he says "Pabla, I presume? I'm the Lurker. I've just been accepted to work here at Hist-Div." He holds up his Hist-Div patch. "Piebunny wants us to have these. He said you should see him in his office for yours."

[Amon Star]

Inside the Armoury

He found himself in the armory. There was a being talking to that hologram thing, yet he ignored it. He browsed through the various weapons picking them up, tapping them, messing with the buttons and nozzles. He looked into the face of an oldy shaped gun wondering why nothign was happening. A flash of green light appeared around him and..............nothing happened? Hehe, that was interesting.

*The previously described eastern European looking Officer walks over to EkiEki*

"Sir, please stop tampering with the equipment," he says to EkiEki, "if you need anything, ask."

Outside the Armory

"All right, I'll look them up. How would I contact the Allied Forces?'

Looks like this is going to take longer than the Lurker hoped. So, meanwhile, at...

"The Allied Forces are those that have been brought in from other realities to protect Mayhem. You can use a communications terminal if you wish, however, you may have a more direct method of communicating with them. I would recommend the Mayhem Orbital Command."

((OOC: Contact Teleros if you wish to do anything with the MOC.))

[Cheez]

Upon finding the portal to be closed, Cheez sighed. "Ah well. I did my duty. May as well do something to relax." He opened his pouch, rummaged around and muttered something under his breath. He then headed towardsthe armoury.

[EkiEki]

Inside the Armoury?*The previously described eastern European looking Officer walks over to EkiEki*

"Sir, please stop tampering with the equipment," he says to EkiEki, "if you need anything, ask."

"Alright, Alright." EkiEki said, putting the equipment down and raising his hands in the air.

((Alright, I edited this post.))

[Cheez]

Armoury

Cheez arrived at the armoury and walked over to where EkiEki and the armoury officer were. "Hello guys." To the officer, he said "Once you're done with him..."

((1.He wouldn't have the patch as he's armoury staff, not hist-div.

2. I'm going to assume the officer is of equal or lesser rank to me as, as far as I can see, it hasn't been stated.))

[EkiEki]

EkiEki noticed the new arrival and turned to face him. "Oh, nothing is happening here. So you were mentioning something about me?" His face brightened from the new found attention. Even if it is not turned to him. His conceited nature told him it was. "Were done here so......what is it you need me for?"

[Cheez]

Armoury

"That's 'What is it you need me for sir?'. And the answer is nothing. I was talking to the armourer." Turning to the armourer, Cheez said "I need some ammo for my gun. Thought I had more than I actually did."

[shadowwing]

A lot of stuff.

((OOC: First thing, Wolfius has left. Second thing, doing stuff like that to another character, when its not your character doing it, is godmodding.))

((utter OOC: "ah, ok, i'll edit that out. i'll still restore anyone who wants it, though. and if the matrices did find anything beyond the pencil, it would be beyond their reach, and they would still collapse.
oh, and the NPCs with the TF guns were natural mayhem randomness, and i expect it was one of the Chaos TF guns that we left in storage area 42. speaking of which,"))

storage area 42
*a worker walks in, carrying a crate and a note. he looks around the room, then back at the note. he then shrugs, puts the note in a pocket, and starts tossing the CTF guns into the crate.*

[Amon Star]

Armoury

*Snip* ((1.He wouldn't have the patch as he's armoury staff, not hist-div.

2. I'm going to assume the officer is of equal or lesser rank to me as, as far as I can see, it hasn't been stated.))

((OOC: To my knowledge, all Fort Staff generally have the same rank. This rank is situational, but they're generally differential to Bunnies.))

"That's 'What is it you need me for sir?'. And the answer is nothing. I was talking to the armourer." Turning to the armourer, Cheez said "I need some ammo for my gun. Thought I had more than I actually did."

"Excuse me sir," the Officer says to EkiEki.

*The Officer takes out a PDA & pushes a few buttons*

"How much ammo do you want, sir?" he asks Cheez.

A lot of stuff.

((OOC: First thing, Wolfius has left. Second thing, doing stuff like that to another character, when its not your character doing it, is godmodding.))

((utter OOC: "ah, ok, i'll edit that out. i'll still restore anyone who wants it, though. and if the matrices did find anything beyond the pencil, it would be beyond their reach, and they would still collapse.
oh, and the NPCs with the TF guns were natural mayhem randomness, and i expect it was one of the Chaos TF guns that we left in storage are 42. speaking of which,")) *Snip*

((OOC: Controlling NPCs is fine, especially if they're undefined. However, arbitrarily having stuff happen to someone else's character isn't, unless you are a GM. That includes undoing what there actions like that. It's happened now, so leave it, just don't do it again.))

[littlebeast]

Cantina

For half a second, a blue portal appears. From it emerges an aged man wearing a lab coat (among other things ). He looks around for a second.
Wily: Back here, eh? Well, could be worse...

[Ajac]

Ajac's office.
Ajac pressed a small button on his desk, and a door opened in the back wall of his office. Ajac walked through, and paused before shutting the door.
If you'll excuse me, I must be going.
Ajac closed the door to his office, and observed his bedroom. It was slightly larger than the barracks rooms. His bed was four-poster, and he had a wardrobe, a dresser, and a few other pieces of furniture, giving the whole room a feel like a better class of hotel room. He changed out of his armour, and into a long, white travelling robe. He then threw on a hooded, long cloak, much like the cape he wore when in his armour.
There, now. Hmm...But I'll need someone I can trust to go with me.
Ajac touched another panel in the wall, which opened into a secret passage. Every major fortification has secret passages. It's so ingrained, that if they don't originaly exist, they have a tendancy to form. In Fort Mayhem, that formation was spontaneaus. Go figure.

Chief Historian's Office
A panel opened in the wall behind Piebunny, and Ajac tapped him on the shoulder.
Hey, Pie.

[Piebunny]

Chief Historian's Office

Piebunny had been searching under her desk for a pen she'd dropped when Ajac tapped her on the shoulder. She jumped, cracking her head a good one on the underside of the desk.
"Doesn't anyone ever knock any more?" she grumbled, withdrawing her head and standing up. "Oh. Hello, Ajac. Did you need something?"

[Ajac]

Chief Historian's office.
Ajac nodded.
Want to go on a trip to the mountains? I'm going to to visit one of my old teachers, I think he might be able to help you.

[Piebunny]

"Mountains, eh? Which mountains would those be?" Piebunny asked. "Because if it's the Himalayas, I might be able to see one of my old teachers as well."

[Ajac]

Ajac shrugged.
Kaichu lives at the base of Mount Mayhem, which connects all the mountain ranges in Mayhem. So, possibly.

[Piebunny]

"Kaichu, eh? Hmmm. Name sounds familiar. Perhaps I read it somewhere?"

[Ajac]

Ajac nodded.
Probably. He's sorta like the middle ground between Budha and Confucius. And, of course, as only a bunny could envision such a person. He's a walrus, but he can change into any shape he wants. He says he doesn't because the walrus for has sentimental value, but we think it's more because...well, you'll see.

[Piebunny]

"Sounds interesting. Hang on a sec, just let me change." She snapped her fingers and was back to normal, conveniently without any lactation. "For the record, I could have done that at any time." He was already dressed in a tracksuit suitable for travelling.

[Ajac]

Ajac raised an eyebrow.
And here I thought I'd have to have Teach help you out with that. Anyway, come on. And shut the door behind you.

[Piebunny]

Piebunny nodded. "Er... that door?" he asked, pointing to the secret passage.

[Ajac]

Ajac looked at him.
No, I mean the one on your head that let your brain out. Of course I mean the door to the passage.