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Postby broberds on Thu Aug 30, 2001 1:33 am

Some from this month:<P>"melonpool archive"
-Melonpool.com might be your best bet, but I'll see what I can do.<P>"brown nose award"
-I've won those at work numerous times, but I don't recall ever mentioning that on the SOAR page...<P>"very thin ass"
-Whoa, somebody else with an Audrey Hepburn obsession! It's good to see I'm not the only one.<P>"soap on a rope for women"
-But it's strong enough for a man.<P>"marine soap", "moorings", and "navy anchor"
-Ahoy, gentlemen! I salute you.<P>
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Postby Shepherd on Thu Aug 30, 2001 11:30 am

Uh, how do you guys FIND those search engine strings? Is there a Log function in Keenspace that can do that for us, or do you have other features with your regular hosts?<P>I suppose you could sit naked in a tub of mayo typing weird-ass search engine strings into a Commodore PET until 3 a.m. every day, but that don't seem likely.<P><P>------------------
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Postby BoxJam on Thu Aug 30, 2001 11:39 am

The webalizer stats includes a part called
"Top 20 of (##) Search Strings."<P>Then it lists them.<P>While I'm here:<P>"amish color s"
"babiev"
"comic chairs"
"comic porn"
"labgoats"
"odds of triple play"<P>I guess somebody has a batch program to test
search engines, and they've been doing lots
of testing the past month. Weirder than ever.<P>------------------
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Postby Admiral Otaku on Sat Sep 01, 2001 12:44 am

LOL! BTW, I am sitting in a bucket, not a tub.<P>------------------
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Postby Halgar on Sat Sep 01, 2001 7:32 am

I wondered about the film "Rat Race," so I went to the Ask Jeeves page and asked "Is 'Rat Race' a good movie?" Here's the beginning of his reply:<P>People have found the following links helpful:<P> 1.
VHEMT<P>
The Voluntary Human Extinction Movement "May we live long and die out" <P>
From: <A HREF="http://www.vhemt.org/" TARGET=_blank>http://www.vhemt.org/</A> <P>Maybe he's making that the number one answer to all quieries. The A.I. butler is sick of questions and wishes we'd go away. He ought to team up with Max's android wife.<P>
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Postby JimRob on Mon Sep 03, 2001 2:46 am

'Crowded conditions and resource shortages will improve as we become less dense.'<P>The impossible dream lives on.<P>Except that I find their whole policy extremely agreeable. But then, I'm practically allergic to children anyway. (Caused me no end of problems when I was young.)<P>------------------
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Postby Shepherd on Tue Sep 04, 2001 6:28 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by JimRob:
<B>Except that I find their whole policy extremely agreeable. </B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>I discovered VHEMT a few years ago when researching "human extinction" for a radio show I did called The Ugly Show, and signed up to be a VHEMT Volunteer, which basically means you commit to not having kids. I actually like kids, but am dead-set on adopting someday ...helping to clean up rather than adding to the mess...<P><P>------------------
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Postby Admiral Otaku on Wed Nov 07, 2001 6:07 am

Why isn't anyone posting these anymore?!<P>------------------
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Postby NornaGest on Wed Nov 07, 2001 6:18 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Shepherd:
<B>Uh, how do you guys FIND those search engine strings? Is there a<I> Log function</I> in Keenspace that can do that for us, or do you have other features with your regular hosts?
</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Sointainly! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/biggrin.gif">
It's LN[ASC(Type Your Shiite Here)] <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/tongue.gif">
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Postby BoxJam on Thu Nov 08, 2001 1:22 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Admiral Otaku:
<B>Why isn't anyone posting these anymore?!<P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>"dog dog dyslexia joke"<P>"eastland troutman politician dissonant doodle"<P>"conquer doodle heuristics murphy eccentricity"<P>"caliphs doodle beautifier befitting earliest"<P>They're getting so weird that they fail the Turing test. Well, I get what the "dog dog dyslexia joke" person was after, but they're getting *so* weird, that they're not quite as amusing as they used to be.<P>------------------
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Postby Shepherd on Fri Nov 09, 2001 7:09 am

I guess you've taken all my interesting ones, because mine have gotten DEAD BORING in the last couple of months. Nothing rivalling "bear fat man gay," anyway. <P>"How To Draw JTHM" is the most creamy of the current crop...and that's not that interesting.<P>Blah! BLAAAH!<P><P>------------------
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Postby broberds on Fri Mar 15, 2002 3:29 pm

One from this month, and it can't be explained by googlewhacking:

"dog brushing his teeth with picture"
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