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Postby BoxJam on Mon Jan 29, 2001 7:36 am

So, by a vote of <B>1-0</B>, the SoaR featuring
Max in a diaper is absolutely more disturbing
than the one where we find out Stu borrows
Circe's panties for who-knows-what.<P>Man, you people deserve the universal
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Postby broberds on Mon Jan 29, 2001 8:10 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by BoxJam:
<B>So, by a vote of 1-0</B>, the SoaR featuring
Max in a diaper is absolutely more disturbing
than the one where we find out Stu borrows
Circe's panties for who-knows-what.<P>Man, you people deserve the universal
absolutes you get.<P>
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Well, I'll vote for the panties. <B>Somebody</B> has to... <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/frown.gif"><P><P>------------------
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Postby BoxJam on Mon Jan 29, 2001 12:33 pm

OK, kids, you decide for now and all
eternity, as two SoaRs face off against each
other.<P>Round One:<P>Which SoaR is more disturbing?<P>Max in a Diaper: <A HREF="http://www.soaprope.com/d/19980408.html" TARGET=_blank>http://www.soaprope.com/d/19980408.html</A> <P>Stu's Unspecified Use for Panties: <A HREF="http://www.soaprope.com/d/19991015.html" TARGET=_blank>http://www.soaprope.com/d/19991015.html.</A> <P>The vote here shall determine absolute truth
in the matter. What say you?<P>(edited to fix stupid link)<P>------------------
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Postby gopher on Mon Jan 29, 2001 12:46 pm

The 404 page that resulted fromt the trailing dot in the second link was somewhat disturbing. Otherwise, I vote for Max in diapers as the more disturbing. Stu could be borrowing the panties for perfectly legitamate purposes, so I see nothing wrong it. Not asking Circe is a bit rude, though.
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Postby BoxJam on Tue Jan 30, 2001 1:27 am

Well, I'm about ready to call this.<P>The 2nd one is absolutely more confusing than
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Postby Lee Herold on Tue Jan 30, 2001 1:44 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by BoxJam:
<B>The 2nd one is absolutely more confusing than
the first, 3-0. That's insurmountable.
</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>An absolute truth if ever I heard one.
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Postby broberds on Tue Jan 30, 2001 2:16 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lee Herold:
<B> An absolute truth if ever I heard one.</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>A drunkard's dream if I ever did see one.<P>------------------
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Postby BoxJam on Tue Jan 30, 2001 4:50 am

Too late. Bob.<P>The absolute truth has been decided, and
you're wrong. Absolutely wrong.<P>OK, let's try again.<P>Which SoaR is absolutely more confusing,
without reading the storyline before it?
<A HREF="http://www.soaprope.com/d/19980930.html" TARGET=_blank>http://www.soaprope.com/d/19980930.html</A>
<A HREF="http://www.soaprope.com/d/20000107.html" TARGET=_blank>http://www.soaprope.com/d/20000107.html</A> <P><P>------------------
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Postby gopher on Tue Jan 30, 2001 5:52 am

I say the second one is more confusing. Will this single vote decide the outcome once again?
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Postby Lee Herold on Tue Jan 30, 2001 6:56 am

Pandas have always terrified me. No wait, that's spiders. Anyway, I vote for #2 as well.<P>What was disturbing about #1? I think it was a red herring (which also terrify me... no wait, that's spiders again).<P>------------------
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Postby Lee Herold on Tue Jan 30, 2001 6:58 am

Oh, wait. I'm an idiot. You said <b>CONFUSING</b>. My bad.<P>I think BoxJam's question was the most confusing of the three. Of the strips, I'd still have to say #2..
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Postby Guest on Tue Jan 30, 2001 7:04 am

I would have to say, BoxJam, that it is
impossible to relay or even know absolute
truth, (which makes the "perjury oath"
literally impossible to comply with).<P>Could you adapt your qualifications to something mere mortals can handle?
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Postby BoxJam on Tue Jan 30, 2001 8:45 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by RichardIWebster:
<B>I would have to say, BoxJam, that it is
impossible to relay or even know absolute
truth </B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>You know what, RichardIWebster? We'll vote
on that tomorrow, and then we'll know for
sure.<P>Let's go, though - which of the two strips
in today's question is more <i><b>confusing</b></i>?<P>------------------
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Postby John Myers on Tue Jan 30, 2001 10:26 am

I'd say #2 is more confusing. Actually, #1 wasn't confusing to me at all, which in and of itself, confused me.
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Postby Lee Herold on Tue Jan 30, 2001 10:31 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by broberds:
<B> A drunkard's dream if I ever did see one.<P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Bob, when I spring a leak, you mend me.<P><P>------------------
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Postby broberds on Tue Jan 30, 2001 11:36 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by John Myers:
<B>Actually, #1 wasn't confusing to me at all, which in and of itself, confused me.</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Wait a minute. I'm confused!
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Postby ThomasKDye on Wed Jan 31, 2001 4:36 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by broberds:
<B> I would submit that, just like smokers and people who run leaf blowers in the morning, we are WORSE than Hitler!</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P><I>Just</I> in the morning?!<P><P>------------------
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Postby broberds on Wed Jan 31, 2001 5:11 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ThomasKDye:
<B> <I>Just</I> in the morning?!
</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Yeah, I'm only like Hitler in the morning; in the afternoon I'm like Pol Pot and by dinner time I'm like Mother Theresa. It's weird.<P><P>------------------
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Postby broberds on Wed Jan 31, 2001 8:24 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lee Herold:
<B> Bob, when I spring a leak, you mend me.
</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>That's right, and it's getting expensive. Those Depends cost real money, you know!<P><P>------------------
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Postby Lee Herold on Wed Jan 31, 2001 8:40 am

My colostomy bag runneth over.
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Postby broberds on Wed Jan 31, 2001 9:14 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lee Herold:
<B>My colostomy bag runneth over.</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Mine too; must be something I ate.
Hmm...Come to think of it, it's <B>everything</B> I ate. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/frown.gif"><P>------------------
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Postby BoxJam on Wed Jan 31, 2001 9:38 am

Man, you guys are like Hitler.<P>------------------
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Postby broberds on Wed Jan 31, 2001 10:00 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by BoxJam:
<B>Man, you guys are like Hitler.<P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>I would submit that, just like smokers and people who run leaf blowers in the morning, we are WORSE than Hitler!
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