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by **BoxJam** on Mon Jan 29, 2001 7:36 am

So, by a vote of 1-0, the SoaR featuring
Max in a diaper is absolutely more disturbing
than the one where we find out Stu borrows
Circe's panties for who-knows-what.Man, you people deserve the universal
absolutes you get.------------------
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by **broberds** on Mon Jan 29, 2001 8:10 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by BoxJam:
So, by a vote of 1-0, the SoaR featuring
Max in a diaper is absolutely more disturbing
than the one where we find out Stu borrows
Circe's panties for who-knows-what.Man, you people deserve the universal
absolutes you get.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Well, I'll vote for the panties. Somebody has to... <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/frown.gif">------------------
Bob Roberds
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by **BoxJam** on Mon Jan 29, 2001 12:33 pm

OK, kids, you decide for now and all
eternity, as two SoaRs face off against each
other.Round One:Which SoaR is more disturbing?Max in a Diaper: <A HREF="http://www.soaprope.com/d/19980408.html" TARGET=_blank>http://www.soaprope.com/d/19980408.html</A> Stu's Unspecified Use for Panties: <A HREF="http://www.soaprope.com/d/19991015.html" TARGET=_blank>http://www.soaprope.com/d/19991015.html.</A> The vote here shall determine absolute truth
in the matter. What say you?(edited to fix stupid link)------------------
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by **gopher** on Mon Jan 29, 2001 12:46 pm

The 404 page that resulted fromt the trailing dot in the second link was somewhat disturbing. Otherwise, I vote for Max in diapers as the more disturbing. Stu could be borrowing the panties for perfectly legitamate purposes, so I see nothing wrong it. Not asking Circe is a bit rude, though.

by **BoxJam** on Tue Jan 30, 2001 1:27 am

Well, I'm about ready to call this.The 2nd one is absolutely more confusing than
the first, 3-0. That's insurmountable.------------------
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by **Lee Herold** on Tue Jan 30, 2001 1:44 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by BoxJam:
The 2nd one is absolutely more confusing than
the first, 3-0. That's insurmountable.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>An absolute truth if ever I heard one.

by **broberds** on Tue Jan 30, 2001 2:16 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Lee Herold:
 An absolute truth if ever I heard one.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>A drunkard's dream if I ever did see one.------------------
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by **BoxJam** on Tue Jan 30, 2001 4:50 am

Too late. Bob.The absolute truth has been decided, and
you're wrong. Absolutely wrong.OK, let's try again.Which SoaR is absolutely more confusing,
without reading the storyline before it?
<A HREF="http://www.soaprope.com/d/19980930.html" TARGET=_blank>http://www.soaprope.com/d/19980930.html</A>
<A HREF="http://www.soaprope.com/d/20000107.html" TARGET=_blank>http://www.soaprope.com/d/20000107.html</A> ------------------
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by **gopher** on Tue Jan 30, 2001 5:52 am

I say the second one is more confusing. Will this single vote decide the outcome once again?

by **Lee Herold** on Tue Jan 30, 2001 6:56 am

Pandas have always terrified me. No wait, that's spiders. Anyway, I vote for #2 as well.What was disturbing about #1? I think it was a red herring (which also terrify me... no wait, that's spiders again).------------------
---Lee
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by **Lee Herold** on Tue Jan 30, 2001 6:58 am

Oh, wait. I'm an idiot. You said CONFUSING. My bad.I think BoxJam's question was the most confusing of the three. Of the strips, I'd still have to say #2..

by **Guest** on Tue Jan 30, 2001 7:04 am

I would have to say, BoxJam, that it is
impossible to relay or even know absolute
truth, (which makes the "perjury oath"
literally impossible to comply with).Could you adapt your qualifications to something mere mortals can handle?

by **BoxJam** on Tue Jan 30, 2001 8:45 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by RichardIWebster:
I would have to say, BoxJam, that it is
impossible to relay or even know absolute
truth <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>You know what, RichardIWebster? We'll vote
on that tomorrow, and then we'll know for
sure.Let's go, though - which of the two strips
in today's question is more confusing?------------------
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by **John Myers** on Tue Jan 30, 2001 10:26 am

I'd say #2 is more confusing. Actually, #1 wasn't confusing to me at all, which in and of itself, confused me.

by **Lee Herold** on Tue Jan 30, 2001 10:31 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by broberds:
 A drunkard's dream if I ever did see one.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Bob, when I spring a leak, you mend me.------------------
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by **broberds** on Tue Jan 30, 2001 11:36 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by John Myers:
Actually, #1 wasn't confusing to me at all, which in and of itself, confused me.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Wait a minute. I'm confused!
------------------
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by **ThomasKDye** on Wed Jan 31, 2001 4:36 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by broberds:
 I would submit that, just like smokers and people who run leaf blowers in the morning, we are WORSE than Hitler!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Just in the morning?!------------------
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by **broberds** on Wed Jan 31, 2001 5:11 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by ThomasKDye:
 Just in the morning?!
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Yeah, I'm only like Hitler in the morning; in the afternoon I'm like Pol Pot and by dinner time I'm like Mother Theresa. It's weird.------------------
Bob Roberds
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by **broberds** on Wed Jan 31, 2001 8:24 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Lee Herold:
 Bob, when I spring a leak, you mend me.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>That's right, and it's getting expensive. Those Depends cost real money, you know!------------------
Bob Roberds
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by **Lee Herold** on Wed Jan 31, 2001 8:40 am

My colostomy bag runneth over.

by **broberds** on Wed Jan 31, 2001 9:14 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Lee Herold:
My colostomy bag runneth over.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Mine too; must be something I ate.
Hmm...Come to think of it, it's everything I ate. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/frown.gif">------------------
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by **BoxJam** on Wed Jan 31, 2001 9:38 am

Man, you guys are like Hitler.------------------
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by **broberds** on Wed Jan 31, 2001 10:00 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by BoxJam:
Man, you guys are like Hitler.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>I would submit that, just like smokers and people who run leaf blowers in the morning, we are WORSE than Hitler!
------------------
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