Nicky Nooky!

[Papuasblya]

Alluring alliteration, all right?

I like the fact he still has his shorts on. Reminds me of a line from Frank Zappa's Elvis Has Just Left The Building

'He gave away Cadillacs once in a while;
Had sex in his underpants,
Yes, he had style!
Bell-bottom jump-suits?
That's them in a pile,
But he don't need'em now,
'Cause he's makin' Jesus smile!'

[mbtiru]

I don't think those are shorts, I'm pretty sure it's the tail end of his shirt.

[QueasyNart]

...am I seeing things, or are they having congress in a *glass elevator*?

[Maude]

...am I seeing things, or are they having congress in a *glass elevator*?

Ha! I've done that before. Good times. ^_^

Well, at least Nick and Charisma know how to keep things fresh. But seriously...

"Huh."
"Huh."
"Huh."
"Huh."
"HOKAY!"

... doesn't seem like much of an orgasm to me.

[TCampbell]

Nick's catching his breath afterward.

[jgt7771]

Oh...rather hot this strip is. Right up there with a lot of the suggestiveness of Behind Closed Doors.

Especially dig the way Charisma is surprised by Nick's derailment, but quickly takes it in stride...just like Karen during HER infamous scene with Marshall.

Lovely "arrested" hands on Charisma, Gisele. She's been stopped...but she's still playing it up with her fingers.

Is...is Nick still...y'know...there...? >woof<

[Black Mantha]

...am I seeing things, or are they having congress in a *glass elevator*?

I first thought it was a room in the gym, but you're right. That bar is too narrow for an exercise (ha!) hall. And they're usually not tiled.

[Impfish]

I thought he was wearing legwarmers at first. Yes, I realized I was wrong.

[Freemage]

It's definitely an elevator, but it may not be glass. The elevators in my work building have large panels that would look like that--brass or mirrors are common. Mind you, that's a pretty swank elevator, then, meaning they're probably someplace fairly ostentatious--fancy hotel, for instance.

[daanton]

...am I seeing things, or are they having congress in a *glass elevator*?

Yep! In an elevator, yes--just not a glass one, darn!

[CEOIII]

...am I seeing things, or are they having congress in a *glass elevator*?

There's a LOT of members of Congress, it'd have to be a HUGE evevator.

Plus, Penny's dad seems like a more laid-back guy sexually, I don't know if he'd be into gangbangs.

BOW DOWN TO THE KING OF THE GODAWFUL JOKE! BOW, I SAY!

[Black Mantha]

BOW DOWN TO THE KING OF THE GODAWFUL JOKE! BOW, I SAY!

Sure. But this perticular form of bowing is done over a toilet.

[ravenb]

Jayne: "Are you saying River's a witch?"
<beat>
Wash: "Yes, Jayne. She's a witch. She has had congress with the Beast."
Jayne: "... she's in Congress?"

--Firefly, "Objects in Space"



I do have to wonder, though, what the point is in going to an expensive hotel if you're not even going to wait the minute or so it takes to get to your room. They could have just used Nick's office, or a closet at the gym, or something.