Pushing the envelope

[Michael]

Man, today's political slam is so totally.

[Lord Emsworth]

It would be more totally if the network involved was CBS. Just because.

[Michael]

It wouldn't be very topical if it were CBS.

[Lord Emsworth]

Is ABC topical? I can't get reception for either, but is their fall season that bad?

Edit- Oh yeah, that 9/11 miniseries thing. I don't know, the only political miniseries I ever liked or even halfway trusted is "Backstairs at the Whitehouse." Of course, there's all those films on the subject, so I guess ABC wanted to compete. Still, I'm not sure whether I'd be more concerned if, like most networks, ABC backed down and dropped the thing. If it's as horrible as they say, it can at least inspire another Doodle in which Mina begins to suffer nightmares about Afghan goats reading stories to air traffic commissioners who are actually Communist infiltrators with a plot to raise the dead and thus complete Plan 9 from Al-Jabar. Or something.