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Postby BumRussianElvis on Mon Apr 24, 2006 1:05 pm

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Speak for yourself, buddy.
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Postby Lomgren on Mon Apr 24, 2006 3:27 pm

"We still have some business. Give me your card." A clatter of weapons can be heard as BRE becomes the target of no less than 20 guns and rifles.
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Postby BumRussianElvis on Mon Apr 24, 2006 4:41 pm

*hands over the CTU card, which is indeed quite authentic, as my wish that it were real came true.*
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Postby Lomgren on Mon Apr 24, 2006 4:46 pm

"Fine. Wake this guy up, he's of use to us. And I don't care what you say about legality. You forget who I am, don't you?"
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Postby BumRussianElvis on Mon Apr 24, 2006 5:07 pm

I don't care who you are. You're running out of time! The terrorist attack is going to occur any minute now! We don't have time for him!

Damn it!
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Postby Lucifereacention on Mon Apr 24, 2006 5:10 pm

WereBunny wrote:*creates a mixture of 33.3% pure chaos, 33.3% liquid sun, 33.3% dragon's blood, and 0.1% root beer and leaves it on the table for someone else to find*


Hmmm... what's this...

>.>

<.<
*Downs it*
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Postby Lomgren on Mon Apr 24, 2006 5:10 pm

"You don't realize I already took care of that?" *points to a radio watch and his glasses... which now show as having a HUD built in. "Imposter! Seize him!"
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Postby Serendipity_EGS on Mon Apr 24, 2006 5:20 pm

*Pheonix Ser starts to fry some marshmallows on wings!* the benefits of fire! :D
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Postby Lucifereacention on Mon Apr 24, 2006 5:38 pm

oooog... I don't think that stuff is agreeing with me... *passes out and begins pulsing light*
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Postby Dekupower on Mon Apr 24, 2006 5:49 pm

*takes a stick and starts poking Lucifereacention*
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Postby BumRussianElvis on Mon Apr 24, 2006 6:29 pm

*In true Jack Bauer-Rogue CTU agent fashion, singlehandedly dispatches all of the military freaks and strolls away whistling along with some Pink Floyd*
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Postby Serendipity_EGS on Mon Apr 24, 2006 6:36 pm

A set of candy hammers go marching by *Oblique Pink Floyd reference!* :D
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Postby Alavaria on Mon Apr 24, 2006 6:41 pm

*eats a candy hammer*
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Postby BumRussianElvis on Mon Apr 24, 2006 6:46 pm

*Starts singing Stranglehold by Ted Nugent*
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Postby Alavaria on Mon Apr 24, 2006 6:53 pm

*is strangled by a disgruntled kitten*
E!! help!!
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Postby BumRussianElvis on Mon Apr 24, 2006 6:56 pm

That's what you get when you disgruntle a kitten.

Better than disgruntled ferrets, though.

That guy is hilarious.
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Postby Lucifereacention on Mon Apr 24, 2006 7:44 pm

*begins to glow brightly, and errupts with angelic wings, and golden scales over the entire body barring the hair, which foams with rootbeer bubbles at the tips.*

*SCREEEECH!*
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Postby HomerNet on Mon Apr 24, 2006 8:38 pm

d12 ::bops Lucifereacention on the head:: 7
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Postby Spazbastian on Mon Apr 24, 2006 8:50 pm

*comes to harvest some randomness*
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Postby Lucifereacention on Mon Apr 24, 2006 8:53 pm

*is bonked unconscious*
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Postby Lomgren on Mon Apr 24, 2006 9:20 pm

Lomgren wakes up. "Oh, my head..."
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Postby Scotty on Mon Apr 24, 2006 10:22 pm

*frolics in an enchanted meadow*
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Postby Sqauto on Mon Apr 24, 2006 10:58 pm

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Postby eternaljwh on Tue Apr 25, 2006 6:02 am

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Postby Lucifereacention on Tue Apr 25, 2006 6:23 am

*The beast formerly seen as Luci begins to awaken. Modified by Chaotic, Solar, Draconian, and Rootbeerian energies, her new body, jagged and golden as though wearing a full body suit of dragon skin, barring two angelic glowing white wings, which reflect off of the golden scales. Rather than blinking open, the black eyes of the beast simply glow red, and burn to a white color, with a menacing scowl from under a mop of red hair, one of the few remnants of the original form, which immediately loses such description as the tips bubble and ooze with a brown, sticky liquid. It rears up on all four limbs glaring about from person to person, intent deep within its eyes, fiercely looking for prey. Finally it spots Alavaria, attempting pitifully to pry a malicious kitten from her neck. Closing the distance in the blink of an eye, Luci pounces upon the helpless Alavaria*

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