carrot..?

[BumRussianElvis]

That's why we all love anime

Speak for yourself, buddy.

[Lomgren]

"We still have some business. Give me your card." A clatter of weapons can be heard as BRE becomes the target of no less than 20 guns and rifles.

[BumRussianElvis]

*hands over the CTU card, which is indeed quite authentic, as my wish that it were real came true.*

[Lomgren]

"Fine. Wake this guy up, he's of use to us. And I don't care what you say about legality. You forget who I am, don't you?"

[BumRussianElvis]

I don't care who you are. You're running out of time! The terrorist attack is going to occur any minute now! We don't have time for him!

Damn it!

[Lucifereacention]

*creates a mixture of 33.3% pure chaos, 33.3% liquid sun, 33.3% dragon's blood, and 0.1% root beer and leaves it on the table for someone else to find*

Hmmm... what's this...

>.>

<.<
*Downs it*

[Lomgren]

"You don't realize I already took care of that?" *points to a radio watch and his glasses... which now show as having a HUD built in. "Imposter! Seize him!"

[Serendipity_EGS]

*Pheonix Ser starts to fry some marshmallows on wings!* the benefits of fire!

[Lucifereacention]

oooog... I don't think that stuff is agreeing with me... *passes out and begins pulsing light*

[Dekupower]

*takes a stick and starts poking Lucifereacention*

[BumRussianElvis]

*In true Jack Bauer-Rogue CTU agent fashion, singlehandedly dispatches all of the military freaks and strolls away whistling along with some Pink Floyd*

[Serendipity_EGS]

A set of candy hammers go marching by *Oblique Pink Floyd reference!*

[Alavaria]

*eats a candy hammer*

[BumRussianElvis]

*Starts singing Stranglehold by Ted Nugent*

[Alavaria]

*is strangled by a disgruntled kitten*
E!! help!!

[BumRussianElvis]

That's what you get when you disgruntle a kitten.

Better than disgruntled ferrets, though.

That guy is hilarious.

[Lucifereacention]

*begins to glow brightly, and errupts with angelic wings, and golden scales over the entire body barring the hair, which foams with rootbeer bubbles at the tips.*

*SCREEEECH!*

[HomerNet]

d12 ::bops Lucifereacention on the head:: 7

[Spazbastian]

*comes to harvest some randomness*

[Lucifereacention]

*is bonked unconscious*

[Lomgren]

Lomgren wakes up. "Oh, my head..."

[Scotty]

*frolics in an enchanted meadow*

[Sqauto]

*Notes that Canada is no more.

[eternaljwh]

Or less, it remains the same.

[Lucifereacention]

*The beast formerly seen as Luci begins to awaken. Modified by Chaotic, Solar, Draconian, and Rootbeerian energies, her new body, jagged and golden as though wearing a full body suit of dragon skin, barring two angelic glowing white wings, which reflect off of the golden scales. Rather than blinking open, the black eyes of the beast simply glow red, and burn to a white color, with a menacing scowl from under a mop of red hair, one of the few remnants of the original form, which immediately loses such description as the tips bubble and ooze with a brown, sticky liquid. It rears up on all four limbs glaring about from person to person, intent deep within its eyes, fiercely looking for prey. Finally it spots Alavaria, attempting pitifully to pry a malicious kitten from her neck. Closing the distance in the blink of an eye, Luci pounces upon the helpless Alavaria*

*GLOMP*

And in a raspy voice, that sounded more like a hoarse whisper the beast gave out a relentless cry of "Huggles for all!"

(Pointless overdescription is FUN!)