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Bad Beer Bumps

Postby Lord Emsworth on Wed Mar 08, 2006 8:07 am

Honorable M. BoxJam,

I'm a teetotaler. My idea of substance abuse is chugging down a 12 pack of Diet Wild Cherry Pepsi. What everyone else's excuse is, I don't know.
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Postby BoxJam on Wed Mar 08, 2006 8:11 am

Lord Em,

That's great. I'm not drinking right now becuase I'm on a STUPID DIET. However, I can go to the site without breaking my diet.

If you can go to the site while still totalling your tea, please do. If it's going to lead you down the path of destruction, then I understand. Let me know and I'll click an extra time for you.
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Postby Case on Wed Mar 08, 2006 9:05 am

Methinks the reason the Coastr isn't getting as many hits as it can, is essentially because of Adam Burke.

It makes sense when you take a couple of minutes to think about it.
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Postby Lord Emsworth on Wed Mar 08, 2006 2:18 pm

Basically, this was in response to "What's the matter, beer scare you?"

Because as a matter of fact, unless safely confined to Pabst Blue Ribbon jingles, it does. Alcohol, bad sleeping habits, anti-depressants, and a stomach which can be put off kilter by too much ranch dip do not mix.

And now that I clicked the site, the existence of Fat Tire Amber Ale has me terrified, yet mildly intrigued as to whether there's an Emaciated Muffler Sherry somewhere.
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Postby mouse on Wed Mar 08, 2006 4:33 pm

i am terrified of beer (or at least beer snobs), but just for _you_, i clicked on it.

it seems to be full of san franciscans. this is even more unnerving than the snobs.
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Postby Ringading on Fri Mar 10, 2006 12:31 pm

I don't really like alcohol myself, and could possibly be a little scared of it too. Maybe there's some link between sobriety and the enjoyment of Boxjam's Doodle.
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Postby Shepherd on Sat Mar 11, 2006 6:28 pm

I live in Canada, and I'm not quite sure why you're linking to a site featuring various types of mildly flavoured carbonated water.

I kid, I kid.

But QC's gotta start representin' on that site.
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