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Postby HomerNet on Thu Dec 22, 2005 6:05 pm

{Ionia} ::runs into the shadows and hides::

{HomerNet} Alright, everyone out of the pool! Out!

::ushers everyone out of his brain, leaves::
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Postby GetsLonely on Thu Dec 22, 2005 7:47 pm

Ahhh... :(
Let's party in Random_Sage's next!
*wriggles inside*
Oof, this ones pretty cramped.
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Postby Random_Sage on Thu Dec 22, 2005 7:54 pm

Nooooo!!! Get out of there!! There are things in there that weren't meant to be seen by mortal eyes!! Besides, your dragging Homer's mind dirt in with you. I will not have my brain dirtied.
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Postby sven8705 on Thu Dec 22, 2005 9:58 pm

*Removes Random_Sage's brain and tosses it in the trash. Replaces it with a cheap calculator*
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Postby Sqauto on Thu Dec 22, 2005 11:36 pm

*Replaces Svens brain with an egg.

*Svens brain placed in a jar.
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Postby Scotty on Fri Dec 23, 2005 1:37 am

*a villainous scheme hatches*

*beams a steady stream of Pay-per-View into Sven's brainjar, sending the bills to the egghead*

Now to see if eggs can pay bills.

*ominous thunder*
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Postby Sqauto on Fri Dec 23, 2005 5:16 am

*Reaims the beam at Scotty.
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Postby WereBunny on Fri Dec 23, 2005 6:52 am

Why didn't changing the Sven channel work? Batteries muds be dead.

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Postby Kraggi on Fri Dec 23, 2005 8:31 am

Does this mean I can come out now?
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Postby Random_Sage on Fri Dec 23, 2005 9:41 am

Sage's brain: Great, I'm stuck on the groung without a body. What to do?

:smug: :evilgrin:

*Begins telepathically building a giant brain holding mech*
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Postby Lomgren on Fri Dec 23, 2005 10:30 am

*A new poster suddenly falls out of the sky*

Ow...

*wonders what happened to all the older posters of carrot..? and all the fairies and cleavage parties and jumping through the candy volcano and random TF clocks and... whew...*

Behold, for this is a wondrous occasion. For I have finished reading through the randomness known as carrot..?, I have made my first post here, and this is also my 5000th post.

*heads over to the dusty TF Warehouse and pulls out "The BIG one", sets it to regular fairy, and then hits the triggering mechanism. A large display on it starts counting down from 5...*
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Postby Random_Sage on Fri Dec 23, 2005 11:01 am

Ahh!! Into the mech! Into the mech!!

*Floats into the mech and uses it to protect his body*

I love TF resistant metal. So useful in these situations.

Good luck on finishing your Carrot..? readthrough by the way.
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Postby HomerNet on Fri Dec 23, 2005 11:04 am

A note lies folded on the floor. It has a name written on it, "Lomgren"
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Postby Random_Sage on Fri Dec 23, 2005 11:05 am

Are we really doing this again?
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Postby Lomgren on Fri Dec 23, 2005 11:09 am

Uh oh, what's this?

*grabs the note, as "The BIG one" counts down to 4, and starts reading it*
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Postby HomerNet on Fri Dec 23, 2005 11:23 am

The Note wrote:CONGRATULATIONS!!!

You get a kiss from Santa Helen!!!
-Helen


{HelenNet} ::leans in wearing a Santa Ellen suit:: Ready to get your gift? :wink: :evilgrin: :D
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Postby Lomgren on Fri Dec 23, 2005 11:34 am

*The BIG one, tired of counting, goes off, shooting random TF beams everywhere, someone missing HelenNet*

Wait, it's not supp-

*is zapped into a fairy*

Oh well... Gift? Did someone say gift?

*flies over to HelenNet*
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Postby HomerNet on Fri Dec 23, 2005 11:46 am

{HelenNet} Oh, well I was giong to give you a kiss, but since you're a fairy... ::pulls shirt out and starts to put Lomgren in::

{HomerNet} ::pinches HelenNet's ear:: Hey!

{HelenNet} ::drops Lomgren, who catches himself in the air:: Owowowowowowow!

{HomerNet} What did I tell you about hitting on guys? And what is it with the anthros anyway?

{HelenNet} But they're so cyoooot!!! ::gives HomerNet Big Cutesy Eyes(tm)::

{HomerNet} Need I remind you that we've got chores to do? Now let's go! ::grabs HelenNet's arm and drags her off::

{HelenNet} :(AAAAWWWWWWW!!!
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Postby Random_Sage on Fri Dec 23, 2005 11:50 am

Hmm, I'm not sure whether you should be thankful Lomgren, or cursing your horrible luck. I guess it's just a matter of opinion.
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Postby Lomgren on Fri Dec 23, 2005 11:52 am

Well, that was anti-climatic... wait, the candy volcano isn't giving out sweets! Well, we've gotta fix that!

*enters the warehouse, gets a mini-TF Gun, and shoots the volcano with a TF beam. Candies of all shapes and sizes explode out and rain upon everyone*

Now where is that control room...

*flies around and finds it, then changes the death setting to "Random TF Candy" *
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Postby sven8705 on Fri Dec 23, 2005 12:04 pm

I knew I forgot to do something!

*Seals the control room up with Lomgren inside*

There, now nobody can mess with the controls anymore.
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Postby Lomgren on Fri Dec 23, 2005 12:12 pm

...hey... let me out of here... wait a sec...

*starts flipping controls at random*
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Postby Random_Sage on Fri Dec 23, 2005 12:26 pm

*is now somehow back in his body*

Hey! Now that was...

*is now a girl*

Wait what...

*Suddenly has a tail*

Alright! Who's in the control room?
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Postby Lomgren on Fri Dec 23, 2005 12:28 pm

...Muahahahahahahaaaaa...

*keeps flipping controls, being shielded from the effects since he is in the control room*
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Postby Kraggi on Fri Dec 23, 2005 2:14 pm

Sweet! I'm good looking!
Well, at least i'm a hot rhino now.
Maggots can be sexy!
Well geez, i didn't think kittens coul be this ugly.
STAY ON THIS ONE!
Awwwww...... Well, normal is ok.
Well, I suppose being shrunk is ok.
DAMN! Being normal size sucks now...
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