I gotta say, I love the three strips in this sequence. My personal favorite is the last one; I work at a newspaper, and occasionally have to fill in on the phones. We get calls like this all the time.
"[Name of paper] Editorial. How may I help you?"
[Speaker has a British accent.] "I know you know who I am and where I'm calling from, and I just want you to tell you know who that I called. She'll know why."
I always wanted to reply, "I'm sorry sir, but since our phones haven't been updated since the Reagan administration, you have a better chance of figuring out my name than I do of guessing yours."