"... by the way, your dress is on fire."
Emily let out a cry as she realized that her dress had ignited, and silently cursed herself for buying a dress made of Deathlon. The company's motto had been "if you get wet, it dries you off." Unfortunately, it did so by spontaneous combustion.
Rachel, ever the resourceful one, grabbed a fire extinguisher from just outside the restroom and doused the flames with the fire retardant foam.
As Emily sat there, soaking wet, covered in foam, and with her dress still smoking, she thought...