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Postby Vash_the_Stampede on Thu Sep 08, 2005 12:28 pm

Wooo!
As god of you peons I demand gifts! GIFTS I SAY!

Woo! There shall be cake and burgers for all. If you are a vegetarian, you shall be killed by the gaurd dogs.

Thank you!
*rocks out*
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Postby The Victim Here on Thu Sep 08, 2005 1:31 pm

My great lord and mentor Vash,
I bring you the gift of awesome.

This vial contains a pure, consentrated form of purified Awesome, by blending all the most awesome things in the world together.

I had to desecrate many a tomb for this.

Treat it well.
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Postby Tor on Thu Sep 08, 2005 5:15 pm

Happy B-Day man.

Here is the brother gun, I found it in the dessert by December city.
May you use it well.
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Postby Vash_the_Stampede on Thu Sep 08, 2005 7:09 pm

*parties*
Thank you all!
*continues partying*

PARTY FOR ALL!
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Postby Thy Brilliance on Fri Sep 09, 2005 1:15 pm

Awww, I missed it.

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Postby Omega Man on Fri Sep 09, 2005 1:29 pm

I bring alcohol! Hangovers for all!
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Postby Vash_the_Stampede on Fri Sep 09, 2005 6:28 pm

w00t
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Postby Tor on Fri Sep 09, 2005 6:29 pm

I bring the weed.

Doobies for all.
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Postby Vash_the_Stampede on Fri Sep 09, 2005 6:33 pm

w00tzors
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Postby The Victim Here on Mon Sep 12, 2005 12:29 pm

And I bring Hookers.

STDs for ALL!
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Postby Vash_the_Stampede on Mon Sep 12, 2005 3:07 pm

Ruberzors.
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Postby The Victim Here on Tue Sep 13, 2005 1:08 pm

ACID BASED HOOKERS.
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Postby Vash_the_Stampede on Sun Oct 09, 2005 7:05 pm

As opposed to base based hookers?
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Postby Thy Brilliance on Sun Oct 09, 2005 10:07 pm

I prefer my hookers neutral.
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Postby The Victim Here on Mon Oct 10, 2005 12:35 pm

BUT THAT LEADS TO POOR LEWT GAINS.
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Postby Vash_the_Stampede on Mon Oct 10, 2005 1:49 pm

What about lute hookers?
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Postby Thy Brilliance on Tue Oct 11, 2005 6:01 am

Play a magical tune with our lute hookers, they will jazz up anyone's day.

Pimpin Inc: We care about our hookers, and we genetically engineer them as well.
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Postby Vash_the_Stampede on Tue Oct 11, 2005 11:19 am

Pimp Co: We don't pimp skuzzy ass bitches like those bastards over at Pimp Inc.
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Postby The Victim Here on Thu Oct 13, 2005 9:58 am

The Pimper Here; We give you dem hoes down lows.
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Postby Vash_the_Stampede on Thu Oct 13, 2005 1:44 pm

Pimp National:
Our hoes aren't jacked up on that nasty rock shit like the bitches at pimp co.
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Postby Thy Brilliance on Thu Oct 13, 2005 3:31 pm

Pimper McGee

Now with lowfat hoes.
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Postby neque on Sat Oct 15, 2005 6:29 am

oh wee, happeh birthday. youre now officialy 365 days closer to death! :D
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Postby The Victim Here on Sat Oct 15, 2005 8:03 am

Pimpwatcher;
Sisters hoein' it for you!
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Postby Vash_the_Stampede on Sun Oct 16, 2005 11:33 am

Pimps R Us-
We have so many ho's we don't know what to do with 'em.
We got skuzzy ho's
we got big ho's
we got skinny ho's
we got crazy ho's
we got big titty ho's
Hell we even got garden tools!
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Postby Thy Brilliance on Sun Oct 16, 2005 10:10 pm

Is your Ho stuck in a rut? Letting you down constantly?

Call 1-800-MOJOMAN

Oh he'll fix things alright. Fix em good.
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