Well, that's because Scandinavian Dwarves like to confuse everyone by calling themselves Trolls. In fact, the first thing the Scandinavian Dwarves do when a Scottish Dwarf immigrates is have a big party where they knock him out with drugged lutefisk, then dye his hair and stick one of those gems in his navel.
Really, I read it in the Weekly World News.
Who is slowly losing his remaining grip on reality due to the lack of updates by some of my favorite comics, especially Meaghan's stuff. Hope her comp [if that's still the issue] gets fixed soon....