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Postby EventSpire on Thu Sep 23, 2004 11:16 am

If everything is bigger in texas, then everyone is fat. You're a state full of fat people. Someone in Texas- someone with a higher chair than the commoners- should rethink such a retarded phrase. Stomp it out at the source.
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Postby Alien-8 on Thu Sep 23, 2004 2:36 pm

Did you remember to take your pills this morning? :x
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Postby Psyonide on Thu Sep 23, 2004 3:03 pm

No, no, he has a valid point.

Although I can't stay angry at a place that makes such great novelty hats.
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Postby Padriac on Thu Sep 23, 2004 8:00 pm

and CAPITAL punishment! Yay!
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Postby the4saken on Thu Sep 23, 2004 8:10 pm

Oh my, such animosity. Careful, wouldn't want people to think you're jealous...
There more you suffer, the more it shows you really care. Right? Yeah... ~The Offspring
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Postby Zeke on Fri Sep 24, 2004 9:07 am

Padriac wrote:and CAPITAL punishment! Yay!


Nah, you don't have to be in Texas to punish people for overuse of capitals.

Or at least I operate under that assumption. (washes blood off hands)
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Postby EventSpire on Fri Sep 24, 2004 11:19 am

the4saken wrote:Oh my, such animosity. Careful, wouldn't want people to think you're jealous...


Are you calling me anorexic?
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Postby Fishfu on Sat Sep 25, 2004 12:25 pm

Yes, yes he is.
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Postby Brady Kj on Sat Sep 25, 2004 1:08 pm

Fishfu wrote:Yes, yes he is.

You mean 'she'. She looks like a she, anyway. 4sy, show us a picture of your genital area so we know whether you're a he or a she.
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Postby EventSpire on Sat Sep 25, 2004 4:07 pm

There's a joke waiting here, but it is so easy I am going to let Fishfu grope through it.
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Postby The Godmexican on Sat Sep 25, 2004 7:17 pm

the only thing larger than normal in texas is the women's boobs. i love racks. racks make me happy. but then again, thats all i generally notice in the first place. no really, im a nice guy
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Postby Psyonide on Sun Sep 26, 2004 1:32 am

The Godmexican wrote:i love racks. racks make me happy.

Really? I enjoy breasts, myself, rather than storage devices.
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Postby MagLite on Sun Sep 26, 2004 3:38 am

Rhode Island is worse, the only two good things that it has is the ability to leave, the town Quahog from Family Guy. And once you're there, its nothing like the cartoon.
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Postby Padriac on Sun Sep 26, 2004 10:20 am

Live free or die
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Postby Psyonide on Sun Sep 26, 2004 3:09 pm

Don't you bring numberplates into this!
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Postby The Godmexican on Mon Sep 27, 2004 4:53 pm

number plates? arent they the things that the oldschool stereotypical inmates made? HELP ME MR. KEE-JEE
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Postby Brady Kj on Mon Sep 27, 2004 6:35 pm

That would be license plates.

I have no idea what Psy's talking about. I think it's an Australian word. I haven't seen enough Foster's commercials to know every word in the Australian language.
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Postby The Godmexican on Mon Sep 27, 2004 7:59 pm

are you with me on the fact that you mocked the narrator of the commercial!?
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Postby Psyonide on Mon Sep 27, 2004 9:08 pm

Yes, number plate = license plate. Same shit, different bucket.
Also: Fosters.... AH HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sorry. Fosters is just so shit that I have to laugh at it.
Oh, and American beer too. Nearly all your mainstream beer is poxy, while we're on the topic.
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Postby This Here Giraffe on Tue Sep 28, 2004 9:33 am

You're all fucked
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Postby Scud422 on Tue Sep 28, 2004 12:06 pm

Well, of course, compared to Canada...
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Postby EventSpire on Tue Sep 28, 2004 12:15 pm

I oughta box some ears.
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Postby Alien-8 on Tue Sep 28, 2004 1:22 pm

While were still on the topic of beer, Canadian beer rox. OK thnx.
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Postby The Godmexican on Tue Sep 28, 2004 2:12 pm

i dunno bout fosters, my hand has not grasped it yet, but i DO know that me and event always repeated the accented narrator of the foster's commercial
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Postby Psyonide on Tue Sep 28, 2004 3:07 pm

Well, at least the ad was good for something.

*goes out back to swin in a kangaroo shaped pool while wearing a corked hat*
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