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pirates versus ninjas

Postby Monty :/ on Wed Sep 19, 2007 7:11 pm

Ok, so I've witnessed many pirate vs ninja fights in my day.

Some are well articulated, some aren't. But I've came to the undeniable fact at the true victor of these battles are one faction, and one faction only.

VIKINGS

Vikings are the epitome of manliness. With their right arm they could smash a pirate ship to splinters, with their left, crush a ninjas esophagus in their fist.

Vikings are awesome, let me explain to you why.

These are people who live in the frigid Iceland. They're drunk 24/7 and one is born every time an emo kid cries.

They have a day to day system. It involves this process:

1) filling up a longboat so fill of mead that it can barely float.
2) rowing said longboat across the ocean to some British settlement.
3) razing the British settlement to the ground, for the hell of it.
4) filling their longboats with loot, booty (women), and even more mead.
5) they then row across the ocean again.
6) they do it again the next week.

Vikings ARE the victors of this fight, admit it.
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Postby Dawlish on Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:09 pm

Vikings rae gay just like your face.
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Postby Monty :/ on Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:15 pm

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Postby Propellerhead on Wed Sep 19, 2007 9:58 pm

Astro zombie pirate ninja viking redhead schoolgirl assasin robot bounty hunters are the best so give it a rest already...
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Postby cheeselovingtree on Thu Sep 20, 2007 12:55 am

ninjas>vikings>pirates
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Postby MEKofTheMEKkingdom on Thu Sep 20, 2007 4:35 am

More like the Angry Scottman from Samuri Jack :smug:
Also, my first name has got stuff to do with tha Vikings, AND the Lost Vikings too.:smug:
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Postby Cheshy458 on Thu Sep 20, 2007 10:50 am

Well technically, vikings are a type of pirate.
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Postby MEKofTheMEKkingdom on Thu Sep 20, 2007 11:16 am

SPARTANS!!!!!
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Postby ed atiln on Thu Sep 20, 2007 12:25 pm

ninja pirates>ninjas=pirates>vikings
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Postby Propellerhead on Thu Sep 20, 2007 1:42 pm

MEKofTheMEKkingdom wrote:SPARTANS!!!!!
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You sexy devil... did you make this? Did Dave Kelly have to buttrape you!?
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Postby MEKofTheMEKkingdom on Thu Sep 20, 2007 1:50 pm

Propellerhead wrote:
MEKofTheMEKkingdom wrote:SPARTANS!!!!!
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You sexy devil... did you make this? Did Dave Kelly have to buttrape you!?

I added tha head :smug:
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Postby Liquidatedmasterpiece on Thu Sep 20, 2007 2:18 pm

Pacifists could and would kick all of their asses.
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Postby cheeselovingtree on Fri Sep 21, 2007 3:20 am

MEKofTheMEKkingdom wrote:SPARTANS!!!!!
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I lol'd so hard :P
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Postby MEKofTheMEKkingdom on Fri Sep 21, 2007 4:34 am

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Postby MEKofTheMEKkingdom on Fri Sep 21, 2007 8:37 am

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Postby Propellerhead on Fri Sep 21, 2007 8:40 am

OK... this is getting a bit old...
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Postby MEKofTheMEKkingdom on Fri Sep 21, 2007 9:00 am

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Postby who? on Sat Sep 22, 2007 2:43 am

Cheshy458 wrote:Well technically, vikings are a type of pirate.


That is completly true, and that's just one more reason why Pirates are better than ninjers!

And pirates also have the best catphrases, unlike ninjers who don't have any.

A hoy! Yo ho! and all that.

Shivver my timbers! some one stole my meat ball!

Pirates even infulenced space tree!

And did I ever tell you that I have Viking ansestry?
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Postby MEKofTheMEKkingdom on Sat Sep 22, 2007 3:15 am

who? wrote:unlike ninjers

Yeah, but Ninjas are cool though.
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Postby spacetreeloveaffair on Sat Sep 22, 2007 3:30 am

i have viking ancestry but you don't see me advertising it.



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Postby Cheshy458 on Sat Sep 22, 2007 5:16 am

Every purchase comes with free Viking fries. :smug:
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Postby MEKofTheMEKkingdom on Sat Sep 22, 2007 9:19 am

More like Spartan police can beat Ninjas....
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Postby ed atiln on Sat Sep 22, 2007 9:31 am

Maybe you should put those on your site?
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Postby MEKofTheMEKkingdom on Sat Sep 22, 2007 9:43 am

Click it.
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Postby ed atiln on Sat Sep 22, 2007 9:53 am

So many Leonidas...
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