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My Birthday = The Apocalypse

Postby Stickman on Sat Jun 02, 2007 5:03 pm

My birthday's on August 3rd. I already knew that there is a god-awful movie coming out that day: Underdog: the Live-Action Train-Wreck

But now, I just found a second "film" being released.

This is not a joke.




Bratz: the Movie.

The concept of the dolls is "teenage sluts".

They made a movie about that.

And the plot of the film is "eating at a school cafeteria"

My birthday sucks
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Postby Microwave on Sat Jun 02, 2007 5:28 pm

LoL, "they're" (whoever they are) coming out with a worse movie than the Bratz one.





The Sims, The Movie.

Fortunately it doesn't come out on your birthday though.
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Postby rod5154 on Sat Jun 02, 2007 6:57 pm

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo
How could they come out with a bratz movie? This is even worse then when they came out with the spice girls movie.
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Postby Dawlish on Sat Jun 02, 2007 7:05 pm

Let us tend to the grieving Stickman...on the plus side a sims movie that may or may not be one of the most critically acllaimed movies ever!! :D

and i know this for i am Artyfishel Entellygents
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Postby Brodan on Sat Jun 02, 2007 7:37 pm

rod5154 wrote:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo
How could they come out with a bratz movie? This is even worse then when they came out with the spice girls movie.
AHAHAHAHA I remember that shit! :smug:
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Postby Stickman on Sat Jun 02, 2007 8:29 pm

Hollywood's standards for films appealing to girls & women all fall under 3 categories:

1) Films based on "glam-olicious" dolls

II) STRONG FEMALE "I am woman, hear me roar" lead trying to prove herself ISN'T GOING TO TAKE any more CRAP from males, who are all bigots

Three) Romantic "comedy"
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Postby Brodan on Sat Jun 02, 2007 8:33 pm

That is so true. :smug:
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Postby Cheshy458 on Sun Jun 03, 2007 1:05 am

*Watches trailer, has an orgasm.*

:)
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I mean seizure.
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Postby spacetreeloveaffair on Sun Jun 03, 2007 1:41 am

Cheshy458 wrote:*Watches trailer, has an seizure.*

:)
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I mean orgasm.
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Postby MEKofTheMEKkingdom on Sun Jun 03, 2007 1:54 am

No movies comin' out on my Birthday, which is before yours :smug:.
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Postby Propellerhead on Sun Jun 03, 2007 2:39 am

Dear Richard...

I know of no greater date than ones 18th birtday and it makes my soul burn up to know it's associated with amother birtday, a birtday of a brainwashing piece of crapa-roo...

Therefore, I now swear that I will, if I will be able, to make that birtday a bit better for I too long for a prfect 18th birthday and it sickens me to know that a semi-brother in arms can't have one...

We should all do this, even if we are just indirect presences to him...

-Samael, The Slayer, The Fool, The Musician....
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Postby Stickman on Sun Jun 03, 2007 4:44 am

But... I'm not turning 18
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Postby Propellerhead on Sun Jun 03, 2007 5:52 am

Stickman wrote:But... I'm not turning 18



FUCK YOU TO HELL THEN! (no seriously not!? I tought you were 17 or something...)
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Postby Stickman on Sun Jun 03, 2007 6:13 am

turning 17 in 2 months
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Postby Propellerhead on Sun Jun 03, 2007 6:32 am

Stickman wrote:turning 17 in 2 months


Shit, I tought we were the same age... sorry then... that doesn't mean I won't hel make the birthday/deathday better... I'll kick my band into finally recording something and I'll make a mindfuck video of our cover of Paranoid just for you my man... if I can kick the rest of the band into it though... I'll alway get only 75% of it... :( lazy mo-fos...
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Postby who? on Sun Jun 03, 2007 9:29 am

Is like half the forum world 16!?

WTF!?
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Postby MEKofTheMEKkingdom on Sun Jun 03, 2007 9:30 am

who? wrote:Is like half the forum world 16!?

WTF!?

Well, I'm 17 in a couple days.
Also, I may leave here if there are not any changes.
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Postby who? on Sun Jun 03, 2007 9:36 am

Your 16 aswell!?

What!?

This is madness!

V don't you dare V
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Postby ed atiln on Sun Jun 03, 2007 9:42 am

I'm 24... days old, being a clone and all.
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Postby Stickman on Sun Jun 03, 2007 9:46 am

who? wrote:Your 16 aswell!?

What!?

This is madness!

V don't you dare V


Well, how old are you, Oldie McOldman?
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Postby Brodan on Sun Jun 03, 2007 9:46 am

who? wrote:This is madness!
Madness?...This is IMPALEMENT!
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Postby who? on Sun Jun 03, 2007 9:52 am

Okay that's it brodan! You're dieing in the next episode of stfc! Not just dieing, but dieing during child layber, during gay anil but sex!!
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Postby MEKofTheMEKkingdom on Sun Jun 03, 2007 9:56 am

who? wrote:Your 16 aswell!?

What!?

This is madness!

V don't you dare V

THIS IS CAKETOWN!!!!!!!!!
FROSTING!!!!
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Postby Stickman on Sun Jun 03, 2007 9:56 am

I don't even like Naruto, and that's still fucking disturbing
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Postby Brodan on Sun Jun 03, 2007 9:57 am

who? wrote:Okay that's it brodan! You're dieing in the next episode of stfc! Not just dieing, but dieing during child layber, during gay anil but sex!!
You mean like this?
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