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Teh game I stole

Postby ed atiln on Mon Jul 20, 2009 10:50 pm

A chilly air wakes you from your dreams of power and the glory, sodomy and lust, and 80s cartoon shows.
As you slowly come to conscience you recall the latest thing you remember, the STFC meet up at Melbourne.
Good times were had, drinking tons of beer, hunting kangaroos...
You remember strange taste of one beer you had, afterwhich you started losing your focus and drifting into realms of dream.
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You fully wake into what seems to be a crypt of some sort.
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Re: Teh game I stole

Postby ed atiln on Mon Jul 20, 2009 10:51 pm

Now you're supposed to give out actions and stuff, I plan to downsize all the text and try to say more via pictures.
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Re: Teh game I stole

Postby DrSimmons on Mon Jul 20, 2009 11:21 pm

Damn I wish I had one of those ST shirts. It would be freakin awesome.
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Re: Teh game I stole

Postby ed atiln on Tue Jul 21, 2009 12:09 am

More like, post an action, we can't waste our time lying like some bitches here.
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Re: Teh game I stole

Postby Whatisthemeanin on Tue Jul 21, 2009 3:20 am

The character wishes he had an additional Space Tree T-shirt. What's so hard to get?
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Re: Teh game I stole

Postby Fulgrymm on Tue Jul 21, 2009 3:53 am

Motherfriending noobs. Anyway, the action is look out the window on the right to see what the fuck that mushroom lookin' thing is.
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Re: Teh game I stole

Postby Whatisthemeanin on Tue Jul 21, 2009 4:54 am

Are you sure that is a window? Wishing for a T-shirt is oh-so much safer
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Re: Teh game I stole

Postby MEKofTheMEKkingdom on Tue Jul 21, 2009 5:29 am

More like.
More Burn the Rope.
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Re: Teh game I stole

Postby cheeselovingtree on Tue Jul 21, 2009 5:35 am

more like he better finish it this time :smug:
I say our character should masturbate first, get his priorities in order
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Re: Teh game I stole

Postby ed atiln on Tue Jul 21, 2009 10:29 am

You approach the window to discover it is infact a coffin of sorts.
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Then you wish for a another ST t-shirt, masturbating at the idea.
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Re: Teh game I stole

Postby Cheshy458 on Tue Jul 21, 2009 11:08 am

Let's look at the other coffin of sorts.
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Re: Teh game I stole

Postby ed atiln on Tue Jul 21, 2009 11:34 am

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Name seems seems to be scratched out, at the sides there are hole with coagulated blood.
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Re: Teh game I stole

Postby Cheshy458 on Tue Jul 21, 2009 12:41 pm

Tastes like zombie blood to me. Can we climb up to have a look at that picture?
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Re: Teh game I stole

Postby ed atiln on Tue Jul 21, 2009 1:55 pm

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There is an image of a balding figure in a surreal landscape.
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You slip from the door frame due to your slippery semen soaked hands, trying to hold on to the picture you pull it down with you, revealing a source of the chilly air.
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Re: Teh game I stole

Postby cheeselovingtree on Tue Jul 21, 2009 2:54 pm

hmmm, pretty sure that scratched out coffin says Ed atlin. Open it.

Also what's with the arrow on the back of the shirt. Check it.

Also masturbate a little more to keep warm
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Re: Teh game I stole

Postby ed atiln on Tue Jul 21, 2009 7:54 pm

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You find an unrecognisable body with an unindentified sharp implepent coming through his torso.
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Seeing the back of the t-shirt you cum over the corpse.
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Re: Teh game I stole

Postby rod5154 on Tue Jul 21, 2009 9:44 pm

Stop masturbating long enough to take the sharp object.
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Re: Teh game I stole

Postby ed atiln on Tue Jul 21, 2009 10:15 pm

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It's a chainsaw, appears to be in bad shape though.
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Re: Teh game I stole

Postby cheeselovingtree on Wed Jul 22, 2009 5:22 am

Piss everywhere to keep the room warm
cut off the corpses head just in case, and examine for any identifying objects, dog tags or the like
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Re: Teh game I stole

Postby rod5154 on Wed Jul 22, 2009 9:04 am

cheeselovingtree wrote:Piss everywhere to keep the room warm
cut off the corpses head just in case, and examine for any identifying objects, dog tags or the like

Then use the chainsaw to cut a smug face into the corpses head just for fun
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Re: Teh game I stole

Postby ed atiln on Thu Jul 23, 2009 9:14 am

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You behead the corpse.
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You search it's body and out of it guts comes out a hardly decomposed bubble gum.
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You carve the smug into the head, and piss all over the room.
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Re: Teh game I stole

Postby Whatisthemeanin on Thu Jul 23, 2009 9:18 am

Check if the picture is Lenin.
Open the other coffin.
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Re: Teh game I stole

Postby rod5154 on Thu Jul 23, 2009 9:53 am

Check to see if there are any loose tiles on the floor.
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Re: Teh game I stole

Postby ed atiln on Thu Jul 23, 2009 11:28 am

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He's not Stalin, but you guess he could be a faggot big enough to join the Party.
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Inside the other coffin (of sorts), you find a black person of weird dress and hair style, there are no obvious causes of death.
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You find a loose floor tile and a passageway opens underneath.
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Re: Teh game I stole

Postby Fulgrymm on Thu Jul 23, 2009 3:00 pm

Well, there's our shithole. Take a dump down the hole and then get the fuck out of there.
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