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Re: Clt thought of the Day/ Some amusing news

Postby MEKofTheMEKkingdom on Sat Nov 29, 2008 5:20 pm

SoNegative wrote:How do you mistake a baby for a shit? I don't believe a fucking word of that.

Yeah, seriously, that's like not knowing the difference of urinating and climaxing.
Also
"hard mass to form in her stomach."

That sounds fucking serious yo, like the dreaded CANCER serious, I've never heard of shit like that that wasn't fatal in some way, because a har mass in the stomach is like, completly fucking wrong, and I've never even heard of anything LIKE that, despite what I just wrote a moment ago. Any of you hear about that sorta thing that WASN'T a kid? Abeit destined to be treated like shit. (Sorry, bad taste there.)
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Re: Clt thought of the Day/ Some amusing news

Postby Lone Wolf01 on Sun Nov 30, 2008 2:47 am

Usually when your body grows to twice the size it was before, it's usually good to see a doctor.
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Postby cheeselovingtree on Sun Nov 30, 2008 5:32 am

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Re: Clt thought of the Day/ Some amusing news

Postby cheeselovingtree on Sun Nov 30, 2008 8:04 pm

So I was thinking about that whole batman dead thing
I mean at first I was like
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but then I was like
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because it kinda proves how silly comics have gotten. I mean, I bet soon peter parker will break up his marriage with MJ for satan or something, lol

edit: WHAT THE FUCK
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Postby cheeselovingtree on Wed Dec 03, 2008 12:34 pm

http://onemorelevel.com/charity.php
it's like the hunger site except you play games, hurrah!

http://www.thecelebritytruth.com/stephe ... est/005182
Stephen Colbert wants to humble kanye west. I've heard west is a bit of a douche, and if that quote mentioned in the video is correct then he is queen douche
Watch that video, by the way, it's actually pretty funny

Also, Valve reveals lifetime retail sales+garrys mod.
http://www.shacknews.com/onearticle.x/56193

* Half-Life (Valve) / 1998 - 9.3 Million
* Half-Life: Opposing Force (PC, Gearbox) / 1999 - 1.1 Million
* Half-Life: Blue Shift (PC, Gearbox) / 2001 - 800,000

* Counter-Strike (PC, Valve) / 2000 - 4.2 Million
* Counter-Strike: Condition Zero (PC, Valve) / 2004 - 2.9 Million
* Counter Strike: Source (PC, Valve) / 2006 - 2.1 Million
* Counter-Strike (Xbox, Valve) / 2003 - 1.5 Million

* Half-Life 2 (Valve) / 2004 - 6.5 Million
* Half-Life 2: Episode One (PC, Valve) / 2006 - 1.4 Million

* The Orange Box (Valve) / 2007 - 3 Million
(Half-Life 2 HL2: Episode One, HL2: Episode Two, Portal, Team Fortress 2)

http://www.shacknews.com/onearticle.x/56191

* Garrys Mod - 312,541 copies

Only steam sales here are of Garrys Mod everything else is RETAIL only.

Also trailer for a ghostbusters game. http://www.shacknews.com/onearticle.x/56185
It's mostly cinematics but it looks different to this old trailer which is similar to RE4.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rM4cuKgGNvg


http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.ht ... _page_id=2
A hunter who shot a large deer in America found himself on the receiving end of an unexpected backlash.

Randy Goodman, 49, said that he thought two well-placed shots with his .270-caliber rifle had killed the buck, which he shot while hunting in Missouri.

Goodman said the deer looked dead to him - but seconds later the 240lb animal came impressively back to life. It promptly got to its feet, turned its attention to Goodman, knocked him over and attacked him with its antlers. Goodman described the attack as '15 seconds of hell,' which perhaps suggests a slight lack of empathy with the deer's feelings on the matter.

Sadly for the deer, however, its pretending-to-be-dead-then-goring-the-dude gambit didn't pay off – Goodman shot it two more times, after which it really was dead.

But it left its mark on the hunter – after killing the deer, Goodman noticed that he was covered in blood, and had to drive himself to hospital to have seven staples stuck into his head.

It's like Moby dick, except Ahab didn't wait a bunch of years for a rematch
oh and ahab didn't die I guess
ok it isn't like moby dick
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http://newslite.tv/2008/12/01/french-me ... ondom.html
French men need biggest condoms in Europe

French men often claim they are the best lovers in Europe, now research suggests they are the biggest too.

A survey of European penis size found that it is French men who need the biggest condoms ... news they responded to with that familiar gallic shrug and air of superiority.

French men were found to have an average penis length of 15.48 cm while the Greeks were the smallest in the survey of 25 countries with a more modest member measuring 12.4 cm.

But some (everyone outside of France) say the research by the Institute of Condom Consultancy was flawed because it relied on measurements the 10,500 men provided themselves.

... and remember diminutive garlic-muncher Napoleon always claimed to be taller than he actually was.
The purpose of the survey was to educate teenagers about the importance of effective contraception.

Psssh. People always say they're bigger than they are. What a hugely flawed survey.
15.48cm= roughly 6 Inches I think btw
I think the greek one was a 4.5inches :lol:

So you have 2 questions of the day today-
First question, inspired by watchmen: Does the end justify the means?
Second question since I've been thinking about optemism: Is ignorance bliss?

1. There are too many variables, but most of the time, no.
2. Again, it's hard to give a certain answer because it depends what you're ignorant of, but most of the time, yes.
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Re: Clt thought of the Day/ Some amusing news

Postby Cheshy458 on Wed Dec 03, 2008 1:19 pm

What would Rorschach do? That guy's kinda hazy on the matter. Like when he does something, the end justifies the means fine. But at the end he tries to tell everyone about Captain Metropolis's plan.

Much discussion thusly follow.
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Postby cheeselovingtree on Wed Dec 03, 2008 1:25 pm

Don't you mean veidt's plan?
And I totally saw Rorschach being a hypocrite. In that childhood essay he wrote, he said he respected truman for causing Hiroshima because he says it ended the war and saved countless lives. Isn't that essentially what veidt did?
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Postby ed atiln on Wed Dec 03, 2008 1:31 pm

1. Depends on the means and the end. If they're balanced, then yes. Also the psychological effect on those using those means is to be measured with the means => it's complicated.
2. Only if you're ignorant of your ignorance.

It's not really Metropolis's plan... he just supports Ozymandias's plan because the harm is already made.
Rorschacrch does think end justifies the means, and end in which Ozymandias is unpunished is not the end he can accept.

Yes, but in his eyes Truman didn't do anything bad, while Ozymandias murdered people who were practically bystanders.
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Postby Cheshy458 on Wed Dec 03, 2008 4:14 pm

He wiped out New York and opted not to tell anyone. At least we know about Hiroshima.
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Postby MEKofTheMEKkingdom on Wed Dec 03, 2008 4:50 pm

Well, guess I can strike off Watchmen on my To Read list. :grumble:
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Postby Fulgrymm on Wed Dec 03, 2008 5:44 pm

Yep, THANKS A LOT GUYS.
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Postby MEKofTheMEKkingdom on Wed Dec 03, 2008 7:00 pm

Also, I just learnt that mic spammers usually use a certain program to do all that shit they do (Like mic spamming huuurrr) And I managed to make it work for L4D...

Shame L4D is boring as shit.
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Postby Cheshy458 on Thu Dec 04, 2008 7:31 am

No it isn't.
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Postby cheeselovingtree on Thu Dec 04, 2008 8:56 am

Save it for the videogame thread
Also yeah watchmen is still worth reading man
I guess spoiler tags would have helped, but since we were talking about it spoilers were kinda inevitable..
Anyway, thing of the day-

Meet Alisha. She's 19, she's sexy, and she's just suffered a bitter divorce. poor poor girl.
But wait a second, she isn't 19, she's a 13-year old girl who likes to fool older men into having sex with her then sending them to jail.

http://www.wftv.com/news/16348047/detail.html
ORANGE COUNTy, Fla. -- A 13-year-old girl's sexual shenanigans have put a second man behind bars. Morris Williams, 22, told the judge he thought the girl was 18-years-old, but he found out Tuesday that ignorance is not a defense.
Morris Williams' mother wailed as he went off to jail. The judge asked for media not to show 13-year-old Alisha Dean's face in court, but her pictures are all over her MySpace page and they portray a sexy, 19-year-old divorced woman.
"She told me she had just turned 18," Williams said.
Williams said Dean picked him up on the street and after a few conversations they had sex. When he heard she was not 18, he went to her father.
"He was like 'well, she's 13,'" Williams said of a conversation with Dean's father.

Williams said he never did it again, but Dean has done it before with 24-year-old Darwin Mills. Mills was sentenced to five years in prison.
Dean's father wanted Williams to join Mills there.
"One of the reasons for the law is the fact that minors have poor judgment," said Jerry Dean, the girl's father.
Williams' father believes the jail sentence sends the wrong message to Alisha.
"I guess we just sit back and count how many after this," Henry Smith asked after his step-son was sentenced to jail.
Dean's family admits Alisha still stays out late and has yet to delete her misleading MySpace page.
Williams will serve six years probation with the first year in jail. The other five years he will have to wear an ankle monitor. His attorney says he will come back to court to ask again for a shorter sentence.

Wait a second, this is legal?
What, does she think she's Chris Hansen or something? To catch a predator is different, they get people who know that the woman is below the legal age. This is lying to a man and fooling him into having sex with you, then springing the news on him that you're underage. That's not fair at all! And what does the father say about this?
"One of the reasons for the law is the fact that minors have poor judgment," said Jerry Dean, the girl's father.

That's the absolute worst defence for the most despicable behaviour a girl of that age could be doing.
Dean's family admits Alisha still stays out late and has yet to delete her misleading MySpace page.

Worst parents ever? Or worse, do they support her? Maybe they think she's doing some fucking good! Pah!

So question of today- Do you support this? Who is in the wrong here? what should happen to the guy? what should happen to the girl?
Personally I think the girl is completely in the wrong here and neither the parents nor the law are doing nothing to stop it.
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Postby ed atiln on Thu Dec 04, 2008 1:57 pm

MEKofTheMEKkingdom wrote:Also, I just learnt that mic spammers usually use a certain program to do all that shit they do (Like mic spamming huuurrr) And I managed to make it work for L4D...

Shame L4D is boring as shit.

I heard quite the contrary from a friend I know, British guy, you might know him, his dad is like a rocker or something.
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Re: Clt thought of the Day/ Some amusing news

Postby cheeselovingtree on Thu Dec 04, 2008 2:05 pm

oh snap :smug:
also MEK are you using HLDJ or HLSS? I've been meaning to try that shit out for a while.
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cheeselovingtree wrote:oh snap :smug:
also MEK are you using HLDJ or HLSS? I've been meaning to try that shit out for a while.

HLSS :P
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Postby MEKofTheMEKkingdom on Thu Dec 04, 2008 4:09 pm

Also, that girl is living proof of Little Sisters.
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Postby cheeselovingtree on Thu Dec 04, 2008 5:17 pm

little sisters?
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Postby MEKofTheMEKkingdom on Thu Dec 04, 2008 5:54 pm

cheeselovingtree wrote:little sisters?

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Re: Clt thought of the Day/ Some amusing news

Postby Dawlish on Thu Dec 04, 2008 5:56 pm

They need to rape the girl and then go sweeney todd on her ass,cut her up into pieces, bake her into a pie and get the guy from American pie to fuck it.
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Postby Fulgrymm on Thu Dec 04, 2008 6:11 pm

Ho shit, Dawg. Has this placed turned you into a smoldering, raging psychotic?
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