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Re: Fun Forum game

Postby Whatisthemeanin on Sun Sep 14, 2008 9:26 pm

I try to toss the other guys out of the escape pod to make it go faster!
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Re: Fun Forum game

Postby cheeselovingtree on Sun Sep 14, 2008 11:12 pm

You only need to get rid of one...
man, what a dick.
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Re: Fun Forum game

Postby ed atiln on Mon Sep 15, 2008 4:57 am

I guess there's only one way to go about this...

I try to sabotage the pod so that it crashes.
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Re: Fun Forum game

Postby Whatisthemeanin on Mon Sep 15, 2008 6:02 am

cheeselovingtree wrote:You only need to get rid of one...
man, what a dick.

It's not about you guys, it's about the pods safety, health and feeling of usefulness. :smug:
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Re: Fun Forum game

Postby Cheshy458 on Mon Sep 15, 2008 7:53 am

Sensing whatisthemeanin's malcontent and general dickishness I attempt to spear foot him, Sparta style, out of the pod while shouting:

"This is Cake Town!"
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Re: Fun Forum game

Postby Whatisthemeanin on Mon Sep 15, 2008 9:09 am

"Ohno that legless guy wants to toss me outta here!"
You guys are mean to crippled people. I should have you all reported to the proper authorities.
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Re: Fun Forum game

Postby Monty Montahue on Mon Sep 15, 2008 4:49 pm

I rip out my own spine and use it as a weapon to kill... Whatisthemeanin.

fuckin fag

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Re: Fun Forum game

Postby ed atiln on Tue Sep 16, 2008 9:27 am

I'd say this will surely kill Whatisthemeaning...
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Re: Fun Forum game

Postby Whatisthemeanin on Tue Sep 16, 2008 11:01 am

Ripping out your own spine might cause casualties indeed.
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Re: Fun Forum game

Postby ed atiln on Tue Sep 16, 2008 11:20 am

They are about to get blowed anyways.
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Re: Fun Forum game

Postby cheeselovingtree on Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:10 pm

Liquidatedmasterpiece wrote:With my newfound bricklaying knowledge, I attempt to construct a statue to my giant moose deity, in hopes I'll gain prestige, and that he'll save me from the impending destruction.

As was my plan from the start. :smug:

(1) using your finely honed bricky mind, you immediately set to work. You become a blur of red and grey as you make the statue faster than a buttered whippet. Unfortunately, it happens to be a vengeful god and it smites you old testament style, leaving you to your explosive fate.
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fuckin fag

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(3) Grunting, then screaming, you rip out your own spine. Using the last of your strength, you throw the spine like a bolas at the slow moving escape pod from 2 rooms away. Your aim is remarkable, but your spine only dents it. You collapse to the floor, crying tears of blood. Sorry Monty.
Monty has left the game

Back in the pod.
"I say we play rock, paper, scissors to decide who goes" Ed declares.
"I'll get rid of some chairs" Mek chips in. He does so and the ship speeds up slightly.
"seriously, though, one of us needs to go. Let's play rock, paper-" Ed is interrupted.
"-KILL EVERYONE!" Cries Whatisthemeanin. Something is wrong with him.
"heh, funny" Ed Humours him. "seriously though, rock, paper, scissors is the ans-"
"Can I sparta kick whoever's going?" Cheshy interrupts.
"Goddammit, if you can't agree who's going, I'm going to sabotage this goddamn ship!" Ed snaps.

There is a silence. Whatisthemeanin throws up blood! Roll to dodge.
Ed- (5) You flip out of the way.
MEK- (4) you tilt your head to the right and it misses you.
Cheshy- (3) You catch some in your eye, blinding you. Also, there is a chance you have AIDS.

Roll for whatisthemeanin to survive Atiln spore-
(2) Whatisthemeanin collapses to the floor. Something is pulsing in his chest. With a scream of pure terror and pain something bursts from him. It is some sort of tiny mole creature. It looks around, then jumps on to whatisthemeaning's face, looking around ponderously. Cheshy approaches whatisthemeanin, who is gurgling bloody, shallow breaths. Lifting his spear foot with an unconcealed look of glee on his face, Cheshy roars
"THIS
IS
SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
and boots both the spore and whatisthemeaning off the ship. The T-rex looks at both. The ship takes a minute to recalibrate to the new weight.
"by God," Cheshy says. "look outside."
Outside is a strange sight. The T-rex, whatisthemeanin, the Atiln spore, the tiger ghost, Atlin's ghost and some sort of moose deity are looking at the ship and waving.
The ship suddenly gains massive amounts of speed and bursts through the roof of the room. There are still a bunch more floors to bust though, though.. is it enough? Time is running out!

Detonation in-
5.

4.

3.
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2.


1.









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...boom?

Where's the explosion?






Any sign?






























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Oh, there it is. But where's the escape pod?
Shit guys, I guess that's it.

GAME OVER.



















KIDDING.

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Whoa, what a rush! after briefly being swallowed by the flame, the pod has made it through!
Phew.Thought you guys hadn't made it there.

Now what? Well it isn't fucking over. That button whatisthemeaning pressed a turn ago that turned into a 1 suddenly turns into a zero and the roof of your escape pod busts off, and space helmets are forced on all of you.
3 players left. MEK, Cheshy and Atiln.
Suggestions- plot a course? press more buttons? kill eachother?
IT WONT END TIL ONE IS LEFT STANDING.
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Re: Fun Forum game

Postby ed atiln on Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:29 pm

This here is epic CLT, you have mad story adapting skillz.
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Re: Fun Forum game

Postby Cheshy458 on Tue Sep 16, 2008 3:37 pm

I sit down, Mek is also strapped down in his seat.

cheeselovingtree wrote:IT WONT END TIL ONE IS LEFT STANDING.
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Re: Fun Forum game

Postby MEKofTheMEKkingdom on Tue Sep 16, 2008 5:18 pm

When I get back this is going on the site B-)
I'll just hold on to tha seat for now.

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Re: Fun Forum game

Postby cheeselovingtree on Tue Sep 16, 2008 11:17 pm

MEKofTheMEKkingdom wrote:When I get back this is going on the site B-)
I'll just hold on to tha seat for now.

CLT=EPIC

When we're done we should totally do a Gmod comic adaptation of this :smug:
Cheshy458 wrote:I sit down, Mek is also strapped down in his seat.

cheeselovingtree wrote:IT WONT END TIL ONE IS LEFT STANDING.

I see what you did there :smug: but dont loophole me, you know what I mean :smug:


Also all 3 of the last ones just posted and there were no actions D: in theory it should go faster with less people.
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Re: Fun Forum game

Postby MEKofTheMEKkingdom on Wed Sep 17, 2008 1:40 am

I push a random button then :smug:
Also, GMod comic version? :drool:
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Re: Fun Forum game

Postby ed atiln on Wed Sep 17, 2008 5:14 am

I say we go into hibernation to make the trip last shorter. (Yes, I really love Alien)
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Re: Fun Forum game

Postby Whatisthemeanin on Wed Sep 17, 2008 8:14 am

I laughed really hard at my "kill everyone" outburst.
I didn't get to roll to dodge for the sparta kick, and you didn't wirte "WITM LEFT THE GAME!".. does that mean I'm alive?
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Re: Fun Forum game

Postby Cheshy458 on Wed Sep 17, 2008 8:36 am

I want to try and press the barrel roll button.
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Re: Fun Forum game

Postby ed atiln on Wed Sep 17, 2008 8:40 am

Whatisthemeanin wrote:I laughed really hard at my "kill everyone" outburst.
I didn't get to roll to dodge for the sparta kick, and you didn't wirte "WITM LEFT THE GAME!".. does that mean I'm alive?

You're just as alive as the masterpiece over there.
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Re: Fun Forum game

Postby cheeselovingtree on Wed Sep 17, 2008 11:29 am

Cheshy458 wrote:I want to try and press the barrel roll button.

(2) You accidentally press a button on the map plotter and plot a course for a planet named sexy. Unfortunately, the planet doesn't seem to have air. And The course can't seem to be changed.
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(4) "I don't know about you guys," Ed says, stretching out. "but I'm taking a motherfucking nap." You are asleep before anyone can say a word.
MEKofTheMEKkingdom wrote:I push a random button then :smug:

"wait! what about the airless planet we're heading for?" Ed is asleep, and cheshy seems to be too busy replaying the sparta moment in his head to care, so MEK presses a button.
(1) Shit. It's a one. I guess I could end it? MEK IS leaving for a week, after all. It's gonna be hard to do this with an afk player.
MEK presses the self-destruct button. A computerised voice announces this, seeming almost proud in its emotionlessness.
Ed shakes himself awake. "Wha?"
Cheshy doesn't seem to notice.
"OSHI-" MEK gasps.
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All that can be heard from the ground is a "pffff" like a distant firework exploding, or a sarcastic teenager.
Ed Atiln has left the game
Cheshy has left the game
MEK has left the game


EPILOGUE

Down in the rubble of the ex-keenspot building.
two figures, both scarred and hurt enough to be barely recognisable as human beings, crawl out of the rubble.
One is known as Liquidatedmasterpiece, whose ape-strength saved him from the explosion. The other is known by some as whatisthemeaning, who survived the explosion by sheer luck. Both are pale, bloody, and missing important limbs.
"what got you?" LMP asks.
"Tongue-kiss and an alien spore." WITM declares, almost with pride. "you?"
"moose deity."
"pffff."
There is silence for a minute. WITM rolls on to his back to look up at the sky, squinting against the sun, and sees some pretty clouds. one looks like a ham. One looks like his old girlfriend, who didn't kiss nearly as well as Ed atiln. One looks like Cheshy's limbs. Wait a second..
"You know the rules, right?" LMP grunts, interrupting WITM's cloud-gazing. He doesn't answer.
"There can be only one, son." LMP is dragging himself towards him. WITM still refuses to answer. He knows they're both dying anyway.
LMP stops dragging himself closer. Not only is there no more strength in his limbs, but he's spotted something. A strange silhouette.
A T-rex, and something on its back.
"No... No way." A poor choice of last words.
"we.. we did okay, man. I guess it's hard to win when shit like this happens." A slightly better choice of words from WITM.
They both die at the same time.
Whatisthemeanin has left the game
LMP has left the game




Minutes earlier..


Appropriate music for this moment




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Something moves underneath the rubble.
Something big.
Slowly, strugglingly, a green head bursts from the rock and twisted metal. The head of a goddamn T-rex, gasping for air in the mid-evening sunlight. On its back is some sort of tiny mole creature, with the pinky of its now-dead father fashioned into a crude necklace. The Mole creature has been nibbling on it for survival.
They both look around at the destruction around them, then at eachother, realising a long-lasting friendship has just been formed. They plod off into the sunset together.
The night is young.






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THE END. THANKS FOR PLAYING/READING!
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Yes. It will be super hard though, so let's wait for a holiday.
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Re: Fun Forum game

Postby Whatisthemeanin on Wed Sep 17, 2008 11:43 am

So technically LMP won? He died last..
*thinks a little* doesn't really matter who won anyway does it?
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Re: Fun Forum game

Postby cheeselovingtree on Wed Sep 17, 2008 11:45 am

Whatisthemeanin wrote:So technically LMP won? He died last..
*thinks a little* doesn't really matter who won anyway does it?

If you wanna be technical, Ed atiln won. You and LMP were meant to die the 2nd last turn, I just realised after I made the post that I forgot the "leaving the game" messages, so I thought I could use you two for an epilogue once it's over.
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Re: Fun Forum game

Postby ed atiln on Wed Sep 17, 2008 11:56 am

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If you wanna be technical, Ed atiln won.

Then yes, I want to be technical. :smug:

But yeah, this is great and you should get a medal or something CLT.
I guess this means I have to update LP:YhtBtR...
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Re: Fun Forum game

Postby cheeselovingtree on Wed Sep 17, 2008 12:03 pm

I should do another game of this at some point, to pick up the slack when you get bored of that again :smug:
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