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Whack a Bryan

Postby Propellerhead on Sun Apr 30, 2006 9:17 am

Iwant to start a fanfic/war thread so here it is:
I hate Bryan so much that I will turn his suffering into a game:
Bryan, while locked in the closet, finds an interdimensional portal that sucks him in. He enters a new dimensoin, a dimenson of pain.
This is the best part, you get to decide what's going to happen to him.
rules:
-he must suffer
that's all...

The sky opens and Bryan falls on his face...
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Postby Aura on Sun Apr 30, 2006 2:20 pm

He falls on his face in the Amazon, where he is immedeatly set upon by a Panther, crushing his head and making diferent organs go places they shouldnt.

the Prince of Persia randomly shows up and reverses time, throwing Bryon into another dimension....
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Postby Propellerhead on Sun Apr 30, 2006 10:51 pm

Bryan feels happy for the moment, but then he sees a sign: "welcome to the we hate dumbass inkers dimenson". because only dumbass inkers get whacked here, Dave Grohl spends his holydays here, Oh, look, it's him right over there.
Before Bryan could stand up, Dave rode in on a Harley and whacked him with a guitar on the head.... ROCK ON!
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Postby daanton on Mon May 01, 2006 11:30 am

"Whack a Bryan"!

Fun for the whole family!

From Ripoff Toys.

Get yours today!
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Postby Propellerhead on Mon May 01, 2006 11:52 am

daanton wrote:"Whack a Bryan"!

Fun for the whole family!

From Ripoff Toys.

Get yours today!


Ripoff zombie toys, every thing I start must have something to do with zombies, except for the Gym Massacre trilogy...
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Postby Blue_Cherry on Mon May 01, 2006 3:14 pm

Before Dave could apologize (yeah, right), Bryan goes to another dimension...

Full of Purple Telletubies!!!

And you know what happened to him...
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Postby badkittyface on Mon May 01, 2006 6:03 pm

that freaky baby sun ate him?
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Postby Propellerhead on Mon May 01, 2006 9:53 pm

well, every thing that goes up must come down, the freaky suns arse (wich is the teletubby Moon) poops Bryan into a field full of bunnies, "I'm finally safe"he thinks, too band for him that the guard bunnies of the TV-Tubbs turn into werewolves
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Postby Blue_Cherry on Mon May 01, 2006 11:33 pm

...and started ragging his clothes and biting and scratching him everywhere, he was totally covered in blood...
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Postby atristain on Tue May 02, 2006 8:26 am

...when he finds that the butterflies also turn into bats thanks to the same effect of the moon. They bite, and lick with razor-sharp tongues that also sends electrical charges to the tip.

They keep at this pace for about three hours, until there's a thunderous sound that makes the bats run away. Bryan thinks the rain will help him soothe his wounds... Alas he does not realize that the rain in here is salted water with a concentration higher than the one in our seas...
The sound of rolling dice
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'Cause I'm a gamblin' Boogie Man
Although I don't play fair!
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Postby daanton on Wed May 03, 2006 6:48 am

Propellerhead wrote:Ripoff zombie toys, every thing I start must have something to do with zombies, except for the Gym Massacre trilogy...

Sorry, it's my company, I'll name it how I like it...


BTW, we've since recalled the Gym Massacre set; parents complained it wasn't bloody enough! :P

Meanwhile, we've got "Squeezable Porcupine-Skunk". Cuddly, smelly, pricky: three lovely sensations in one!
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Postby Propellerhead on Wed May 03, 2006 6:50 am

daanton wrote:
Propellerhead wrote:Ripoff zombie toys, every thing I start must have something to do with zombies, except for the Gym Massacre trilogy...

Sorry, it's my company, I'll name it how I like it...


BTW, we've since recalled the Gym Massacre set; parents complained it wasn't bloody enough! :P

Meanwhile, we've got "Squeezable Porcupine-Skunk". Cuddly, smelly, pricky: three lovely sensations in one!


Gym Massacre was a movie...
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Postby daanton on Wed May 03, 2006 6:59 am

Hey, gotta come up with something to help promote it, ok?
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Postby Propellerhead on Wed May 03, 2006 7:06 am

daanton wrote:Hey, gotta come up with something to help promote it, ok?


Gym Massacre, the massacre in the Gym... COMING SOON...
Oh yeah, I'm so good I can hardly speak!
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Postby atristain on Wed May 03, 2006 2:31 pm

I thought the game was called "Whack a Bryan" and not "Propellerhead and daanton whack each other"... :grumble:

Boy, that sounded soooo awful on soooo many levels... :x
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Postby Propellerhead on Wed May 03, 2006 9:47 pm

ooookay, let us forget abou that....

Bryan is coverd by foam (just like a snail) he's yelling so loud that he wakes up the TV-tubbs, that was a fatal mistake. The tubbs get their weapons and armor, they put the stuff on in a cool scene just like in an anime movie, they run outside and whack Bryan...
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Postby daanton on Fri May 05, 2006 2:49 pm

atristain wrote:I thought the game was called "Whack a Bryan" and not "Propellerhead and daanton whack each other"... :grumble:

Boy, that sounded soooo awful on soooo many levels... :x

I know, but since he's now pursuing 600 posts and onwards, we've got to cut him off at every instance we have...


Hey, Chris, isn't Bryan gone yet??
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Postby Propellerhead on Fri May 05, 2006 9:43 pm

I'm not pursuing any number of posts, I just post to many forums, okay !?
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Postby atristain on Sat May 06, 2006 12:32 am

Propellerhead wrote:I'm not pursuing any number of posts, I just post to many forums, okay !?


No, no... Say it right:
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"Pursuing any number of posts I am not, to many forums I just post, Mmmmmh !?"
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Postby Propellerhead on Sat May 06, 2006 12:43 am

Pursuing any number of posts I am not, to many forums I just post, Mmmmmh !?
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Postby daanton on Sun May 07, 2006 10:14 am

"Answered my question you have already."
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Postby Propellerhead on Sun May 07, 2006 10:25 am

Can we continue with the game... uhh... wahatever, it has no point to continue, you have ruined everything, I have to think of somethig else, continue if you want... but the Dark side you have defeated not!Image
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Postby daanton on Sat May 13, 2006 10:09 am

"Whack-a-Bryan"--only $19.95!

While they last!

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Isn't he gone yet?
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