Kim the Whore

It's not just a clever name for a webcomic... okay, it is.

Moderator: chris daily

Re: Kim the Whore/Kim the Lawyer

Postby Blue_Cherry on Tue Apr 18, 2006 8:01 pm

daanton wrote:
Papuasblya wrote:What's the difference between a whore and lawyer?

A whore won't screw you when you're dead.

Kudos, Papuasblya!

What with that ad Kim had published, you'd think she believed that as her credo...


lol

Yeah! She would do both!! (If she hasn't done it yet).


On another note, Kim knows Damion?
User avatar
Blue_Cherry
Keenspot Despot
 
Posts: 3110
Joined: Mon Jul 12, 2004 4:20 pm

Re: Kim the Whore/Kim the Lawyer

Postby Propellerhead on Wed Apr 19, 2006 5:13 am

Blue_Cherry wrote:On another note, Kim knows Damion?


If she knew him she would say: "Rachel, bad news I think some guy wants to sue Damion because Control Group bit him..." so the answer is no.
User avatar
Propellerhead
Keenspot Juggernaut
 
Posts: 3671
Joined: Sun Apr 16, 2006 12:54 am
Location: Octopus mode!

Postby Blue_Cherry on Wed Apr 19, 2006 11:33 am

That's what I thought, but then I read this:

atristain wrote:Kim is in DS now if she don't realises this... Fast.


And it confused me...
User avatar
Blue_Cherry
Keenspot Despot
 
Posts: 3110
Joined: Mon Jul 12, 2004 4:20 pm

Postby Propellerhead on Wed Apr 19, 2006 12:32 pm

Blue_Cherry wrote:That's what I thought, but then I read this:

atristain wrote:Kim is in DS now if she don't realises this... Fast.


And it confused me...



Oh, how I envy you...
User avatar
Propellerhead
Keenspot Juggernaut
 
Posts: 3671
Joined: Sun Apr 16, 2006 12:54 am
Location: Octopus mode!

Postby atristain on Wed Apr 19, 2006 1:12 pm

Blue_Cherry wrote:That's what I thought, but then I read this:

atristain wrote:Kim is in DS now if she don't realises this... Fast.


And it confused me...

BlueCherry confused? Me bad English. me Learn... S-L-O-W
The sound of rolling dice
To me is music in the air!
'Cause I'm a gamblin' Boogie Man
Although I don't play fair!
User avatar
atristain
Keenspot Despot
 
Posts: 1571
Joined: Fri Nov 16, 2001 12:00 am
Location: Mexico, Mexico, Mexico

Postby Nsqueshion on Wed Apr 19, 2006 9:35 pm

So what are the odds that it's actually Chip who's going to be suing Damion, thus increasing the drama exponentially? Exhibit A: http://www.stripteasecomic.com/d/20020325.html

Just had to point that out... it's been nagging at me ever since I first saw that someone would be suing Damion, or the coffee shop, for a rat bite when I also KNEW I had seen it at some point before in the comic.
"Flying a plane is a lot like riding a bicycle, it's just a hell of a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes."
User avatar
Nsqueshion
Grand Poobah Keenspotter
 
Posts: 387
Joined: Thu Sep 08, 2005 8:36 am
Location: Denial

Postby badkittyface on Thu Apr 20, 2006 5:13 am

Nsqueshion wrote:So what are the odds that it's actually Chip who's going to be suing Damion, thus increasing the drama exponentially? Exhibit A: http://www.stripteasecomic.com/d/20020325.html

Just had to point that out... it's been nagging at me ever since I first saw that someone would be suing Damion, or the coffee shop, for a rat bite when I also KNEW I had seen it at some point before in the comic.


ooh... good catch. Kim did meet Chip, though, when she was questioning people: http://www.stripteasecomic.com/d/20050601.html. it sounds like she hasn't met this client yet (to me, anyway).
User avatar
badkittyface
Keenspotter Supreme
 
Posts: 192
Joined: Tue Apr 04, 2006 7:45 am

Postby atristain on Thu Apr 20, 2006 6:55 am

Actually, it fits perfectly that it's Chip. He looks like the kind of guy that would respond to Kim's ad.

Besides, being so close to Max, it's been a long since we have seen him on-screen.
The sound of rolling dice
To me is music in the air!
'Cause I'm a gamblin' Boogie Man
Although I don't play fair!
User avatar
atristain
Keenspot Despot
 
Posts: 1571
Joined: Fri Nov 16, 2001 12:00 am
Location: Mexico, Mexico, Mexico

Postby badkittyface on Thu Apr 20, 2006 7:09 pm

i gotta point out, though, that Chip got bitten back in... what, 2002? there's gotta be a statute of limitations on that sort of thing. :P
User avatar
badkittyface
Keenspotter Supreme
 
Posts: 192
Joined: Tue Apr 04, 2006 7:45 am

Postby CodeGuy on Thu Apr 20, 2006 8:24 pm

Comic time usually moves vastly slower than real time.
User avatar
CodeGuy
Grand Poobah Keenspotter
 
Posts: 616
Joined: Tue Jan 23, 2001 12:00 am
Location: LA,CA,USA

Postby badkittyface on Fri Apr 21, 2006 10:51 am

oh, snap! just read today's comic. :oops:
User avatar
badkittyface
Keenspotter Supreme
 
Posts: 192
Joined: Tue Apr 04, 2006 7:45 am

Postby daanton on Wed May 03, 2006 7:05 am

Is this the reason why Alii is yelling at Kim today??
User avatar
daanton
Grand Poobah Keenspotter
 
Posts: 900
Joined: Tue Sep 27, 2005 6:17 am
Location: Canada

Postby Propellerhead on Wed May 03, 2006 7:11 am

daanton wrote:Is this the reason why Alii is yelling at Kim today??


Well, I's her fault that Tommy left, remember? (remember, remember the 5th of november...)
User avatar
Propellerhead
Keenspot Juggernaut
 
Posts: 3671
Joined: Sun Apr 16, 2006 12:54 am
Location: Octopus mode!

Postby HiFranc on Wed May 03, 2006 11:31 am

I think it's more that Tommy is just the latest of Kim's involvements.
Francisco
I read several webcomics.
User avatar
HiFranc
Keenspot Juggernaut
 
Posts: 4090
Joined: Wed Mar 13, 2002 4:00 pm
Location: Newcastle upon Tyne, England

Postby Propellerhead on Wed May 03, 2006 12:36 pm

... the gunpowder treason and plot. I know of no reason why the gunpowder treason should ever be forgot.
User avatar
Propellerhead
Keenspot Juggernaut
 
Posts: 3671
Joined: Sun Apr 16, 2006 12:54 am
Location: Octopus mode!

Kim is a good person

Postby Papuasblya on Wed May 10, 2006 12:09 am

Not in spite of the fact that she dresses slutty and puts out, but BECAUSE of it. You all need to cheer her on. She has the fewest hang ups, and probably the lowest blood pressure, of all of the characters, and she's the least hypocritical. She is also booty-licious and fine.
Three generations of imbeciles is enough.
User avatar
Papuasblya
Keenspotter Supreme
 
Posts: 118
Joined: Thu Mar 02, 2006 10:19 pm

Postby atristain on Wed May 10, 2006 10:43 am

Not to mention that she provides some great fan service :evilgrin: Isn't that what you meant? :wink:
The sound of rolling dice
To me is music in the air!
'Cause I'm a gamblin' Boogie Man
Although I don't play fair!
User avatar
atristain
Keenspot Despot
 
Posts: 1571
Joined: Fri Nov 16, 2001 12:00 am
Location: Mexico, Mexico, Mexico

Postby Papuasblya on Wed May 10, 2006 11:28 pm

atristain wrote:Not to mention that she provides some great fan service :evilgrin: Isn't that what you meant? :wink:


Well interpreted, droogie.
Three generations of imbeciles is enough.
User avatar
Papuasblya
Keenspotter Supreme
 
Posts: 118
Joined: Thu Mar 02, 2006 10:19 pm

Postby Radbaron on Thu May 11, 2006 8:04 am

*Imagines Kim doing the "Uhura Fan Dance" *

That should keep a lot of little perverted minds busy for a while....

................. mine included ;)
Image
Radbaron
Keenspotter Supreme
 
Posts: 218
Joined: Sat Jan 07, 2006 2:03 pm
Location: North Sydney, Nova Scotia, Canada, North America, Earth, Sol System, Saggitarius Arm, MWG

Postby atristain on Thu May 11, 2006 3:47 pm

Papuasblya wrote:
atristain wrote:Not to mention that she provides some great fan service :evilgrin: Isn't that what you meant? :wink:


Well interpreted, droogie.

'Droogie'?????? :-? You mean that underaged genius that was a Doctor? (80's TV series) The one that ended with him sitting in front of his computer updating his diary? You know, the same actor that played a Psychic Colonel on Starship troopers... Boy now I feel old...

* Googling *
Do you mean I have very bad luck at playing poker, or that I like Megadeth? 'Cause neither are right. Unless is strip poker, since making me lose my clothes makes the other players like they are losing... if you know what I mean... :evilgrin:
The sound of rolling dice
To me is music in the air!
'Cause I'm a gamblin' Boogie Man
Although I don't play fair!
User avatar
atristain
Keenspot Despot
 
Posts: 1571
Joined: Fri Nov 16, 2001 12:00 am
Location: Mexico, Mexico, Mexico

Postby Radbaron on Thu May 11, 2006 7:40 pm

someone's in for a good tolchukking
Image
Radbaron
Keenspotter Supreme
 
Posts: 218
Joined: Sat Jan 07, 2006 2:03 pm
Location: North Sydney, Nova Scotia, Canada, North America, Earth, Sol System, Saggitarius Arm, MWG

Postby sixstringgun on Thu May 11, 2006 9:57 pm

atristain wrote:
Papuasblya wrote:
atristain wrote:Not to mention that she provides some great fan service :evilgrin: Isn't that what you meant? :wink:


Well interpreted, droogie.

'Droogie'?????? :-? You mean that underaged genius that was a Doctor? (80's TV series) The one that ended with him sitting in front of his computer updating his diary? You know, the same actor that played a Psychic Colonel on Starship troopers... Boy now I feel old...

* Googling *
Do you mean I have very bad luck at playing poker, or that I like Megadeth? 'Cause neither are right. Unless is strip poker, since making me lose my clothes makes the other players like they are losing... if you know what I mean... :evilgrin:


nono... that was DOOGIE (probably misspelled... but that's phonetically correct). Maybe he's referring to Stanley Kubrick's "A Clockwork Orange". The henchmen were known as droogs or droogies.

By the way, I'm new. What's up.
sixstringgun
Keenspotter Supreme
 
Posts: 20
Joined: Thu Sep 29, 2005 5:33 am

Appy-polly-loggies

Postby Papuasblya on Thu May 11, 2006 10:21 pm

Radbaron wrote:someone's in for a good tolchukking


Oh, my bratty, tolchocking is too shoomny for a bedny malchik like him, there. Perhaps yekhating to the old biblio might put a bit of the dobby oomny skolliwol to our droogie, here. Feast your glazzies on the following polezny vesch.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nadsat

Viddy well, brother, viddy well.
Three generations of imbeciles is enough.
User avatar
Papuasblya
Keenspotter Supreme
 
Posts: 118
Joined: Thu Mar 02, 2006 10:19 pm

Re: Appy-polly-loggies

Postby sixstringgun on Fri May 12, 2006 8:49 pm

Papuasblya wrote:
Radbaron wrote:someone's in for a good tolchukking


Oh, my bratty, tolchocking is too shoomny for a bedny malchik like him, there. Perhaps yekhating to the old biblio might put a bit of the dobby oomny skolliwol to our droogie, here. Feast your glazzies on the following polezny vesch.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nadsat

Viddy well, brother, viddy well.


"Nadsat is a teen language spoken by Alex and his 'droogs' in the futuristic world of A Clockwork Orange."

10 points for me!
sixstringgun
Keenspotter Supreme
 
Posts: 20
Joined: Thu Sep 29, 2005 5:33 am

Postby daanton on Tue May 23, 2006 4:19 pm

Radbaron wrote:*Imagines Kim doing the "Uhura Fan Dance" *

That should keep a lot of little perverted minds busy for a while....

................. mine included ;)

I got bored with that... a long time ago.

Really, Jonesy?
User avatar
daanton
Grand Poobah Keenspotter
 
Posts: 900
Joined: Tue Sep 27, 2005 6:17 am
Location: Canada

 
Previous

Return to Striptease

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest