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PostPosted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 8:15 am
by Radbaron
^^^^^^ Went to the drive-in to see "CLOSED FOR THE SEASON" and froze to death :) :lol: :evilgrin:

PostPosted: Fri Mar 10, 2006 9:22 am
by atristain
^Clubbed with a Pipe by Colonel Mustard in the living room...

PostPosted: Fri Mar 10, 2006 6:20 pm
by my_gf_says_youre_gay
^ put all of his personal info on Myspace, was mercilessly raped by a post-op. Virginia trannie/pedophile, died squealing like a pig. On a happier note, the headline made the front page of the local newspaper. His mom didn't clip out the picture and keep it in her wallet.

PostPosted: Sat Mar 11, 2006 7:36 pm
by Blue_Cherry
^died of a heart attack after writing the above post^

PostPosted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 1:59 pm
by my_gf_says_youre_gay
^was trampled by raving fans who thought she was Joaquin Phoenix^

PostPosted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 6:53 pm
by lazyguygy
panda Mauling

PostPosted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 8:05 am
by atristain
^Ben F. ghost stuck a metal rod up his buttocks. Sadly, the rod was tied to a metal string attached to a kit flying out the window. Sadly, there was a lightning storm out too.

PostPosted: Sun Mar 19, 2006 12:41 pm
by zaiatzgeist
^ choked on a Girl Scout cookie.

PostPosted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 1:14 pm
by atristain
^ choked *by* a Girl Scout...

PostPosted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 2:43 pm
by Pomiej
tripping over the body of the poster above him

PostPosted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 4:29 pm
by atristain
^Tortured by feminists that didn't like his sig, smashed with arithmetic books by math freaks that don't like absolutists, torched by a group of confused "protectors" of the minorities that thought the last part of his sig was Nazi propaganda, and scanned to death to make new emoticons by a group of hackers that don't like people saying acronyms out loud.

PostPosted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 11:06 pm
by Blue_Cherry
^Dies after watching the new emoticons^

PostPosted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 10:14 am
by atristain
^Took a nap on a chair during an Otakon. Sailor Bubba sat on same chair. Now she's thinner than she ever wanted to be...

PostPosted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 5:26 pm
by Blue_Cherry
^Died after Zombie Blue_Cherry ate his brain^

(Watching too much horror films, lol

Oh, and I never want to be thinner than I am now, lol)

PostPosted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 9:52 am
by atristain
^Got a paper as an extra zombie on a very well known RPG. An adventurer ended her career pretty early.

PostPosted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 10:02 am
by Propellerhead
^He talked about zombies too much...

PostPosted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 7:53 pm
by Blue_Cherry
^A zombie from Dawn of the Dead killed him after reading his post^

(You're right... too much zombies... but they're fun, and dumb)

PostPosted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 5:34 am
by atristain
^Smahed by George Romero who was p*ssed off that somebody is wasting the words 'zombie' and 'Smash' before he has a chance to film *another* zombie movie.

PostPosted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 5:39 am
by Propellerhead
He's last words were: "What's with the chainsaw and the hockey mask !?..."

PostPosted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 5:46 am
by atristain
^What he heard last was "Good. Bad. I'm the one with the shotgun"

PostPosted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 6:08 am
by Propellerhead
zrazi ta auto.. you don't know what that means (it's in Slovak) and the curiousity will kill you! :smug:

PostPosted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 11:44 am
by Blue_Cherry
^A crazy forumner kills him with his PC because he didn't translate the post^

PostPosted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 1:18 pm
by atristain
^Crushed under a 20 pound can of Spam.

PostPosted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 5:21 am
by Propellerhead
Ended up on the electric chair for selling SPAM to a group of anti UN terrorists

PostPosted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 6:51 am
by atristain
^Torched down by a mob that hated acronyms. They carved 'LOL' on his skull.