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PostPosted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 7:40 am
by Propellerhead
^Tried to kill THE METAL

PostPosted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 11:58 am
by atristain
^His opponent's Tongue-Fu was greater than his.

PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 7:56 am
by Ardamus
^^^died trying to do the Kid'N'Play dance on a tightrope with a neighborhood friend 3,000 ft. off of the ground

PostPosted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 8:40 pm
by Hyp3rB14d3
Brought a sword to a gunfight.

PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 3:17 pm
by atristain
Brought a sword to a swordfight, alas he tripped an impaled himself in a very uncomfortable place. Died of embarrasement during the enema.

PostPosted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 4:32 am
by Hyp3rB14d3
Brought a pen to a sword fight.

PostPosted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 7:59 pm
by stjen
^ won the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction contest and bored himself to death reading all the entries.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 12:12 pm
by chris daily
^Flattened by this thread BUMPING him down from behind.

PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 1:42 pm
by atristain
^Brain eaten by a recently resurrected thread.

PostPosted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 6:48 am
by MURPHYCHACHO
^Took a chainsaw to the face.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 9:22 am
by atristain
Ate a pizza that he kept since the last time he posted.

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:26 pm
by Majkai
Was driving to work and blinded by strange yellow glowing orb in the eastern sky, which caused him to drive into a bridge abutment.

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PostPosted: Sun May 04, 2008 9:53 pm
by atristain
^Looked at the same orb, and also the driver of the 18 wheel truck that didn't watch him.

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PostPosted: Mon May 05, 2008 6:14 pm
by Majkai
While sitting in the front row of the baseball game, looked down to pick his big beer :rootbeer: off the top of the dugout, and got hit in the head by a foul ball....

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PostPosted: Tue May 20, 2008 12:28 pm
by atristain
Underdog Super Energy Vitamin Pill overdose.

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PostPosted: Mon May 26, 2008 8:33 pm
by chris daily
^ ROFL 1 too many times

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PostPosted: Tue May 27, 2008 6:56 am
by atristain
Laughed his @$$ out... for real!

Lost too much blood before the doctors could glue it back on place. :shifty:

Funeral will be held in two different boxes.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 9:20 pm
by leperphiliac
Drops cell phone down toilet in train by mistake. Reaches in to get it and arm gets stuck. Fire department pries them out after hours of delayed traffic. Sewage has creeped in through a bleeding hangnail. Dies of blood poisoning.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 05, 2011 11:08 am
by alkaizer87
^After pressing clicking submit, he/she enters the computer because he/she has entered a strange combination that's activated after clicking submit buttons. He/She gets stuck in the post. Then someone deletes his/her post, thinking the picture of him/herself is a mistake. Him/Her dies along with deleted post.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 19, 2011 10:21 am
by atristain
Tried to get inside the computer using some laser gun that separates his molecules. Too bad the computer was not connected to a UPS when the light went out in middle of the process.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 7:12 am
by Reg DeCurry
^ Brain melted after hearing "Ice Ice Baby" played on an alternative rock station in a non-ironic way.