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Postby Radbaron on Sun Mar 05, 2006 8:15 am

^^^^^^ Went to the drive-in to see "CLOSED FOR THE SEASON" and froze to death :) :lol: :evilgrin:
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Postby atristain on Fri Mar 10, 2006 9:22 am

^Clubbed with a Pipe by Colonel Mustard in the living room...
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Postby my_gf_says_youre_gay on Fri Mar 10, 2006 6:20 pm

^ put all of his personal info on Myspace, was mercilessly raped by a post-op. Virginia trannie/pedophile, died squealing like a pig. On a happier note, the headline made the front page of the local newspaper. His mom didn't clip out the picture and keep it in her wallet.
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Postby Blue_Cherry on Sat Mar 11, 2006 7:36 pm

^died of a heart attack after writing the above post^
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Postby my_gf_says_youre_gay on Mon Mar 13, 2006 1:59 pm

^was trampled by raving fans who thought she was Joaquin Phoenix^
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Postby lazyguygy on Mon Mar 13, 2006 6:53 pm

panda Mauling
So there I was bangin this chick when the ghost of Benjamin Franklin appeared and said boy you're doin it all wrong... move over
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Postby atristain on Tue Mar 14, 2006 8:05 am

^Ben F. ghost stuck a metal rod up his buttocks. Sadly, the rod was tied to a metal string attached to a kit flying out the window. Sadly, there was a lightning storm out too.
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Postby zaiatzgeist on Sun Mar 19, 2006 12:41 pm

^ choked on a Girl Scout cookie.
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Postby atristain on Tue Apr 04, 2006 1:14 pm

^ choked *by* a Girl Scout...
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Postby Pomiej on Wed Apr 05, 2006 2:43 pm

tripping over the body of the poster above him
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Postby atristain on Wed Apr 05, 2006 4:29 pm

^Tortured by feminists that didn't like his sig, smashed with arithmetic books by math freaks that don't like absolutists, torched by a group of confused "protectors" of the minorities that thought the last part of his sig was Nazi propaganda, and scanned to death to make new emoticons by a group of hackers that don't like people saying acronyms out loud.
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Postby Blue_Cherry on Sun Apr 09, 2006 11:06 pm

^Dies after watching the new emoticons^
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Postby atristain on Tue Apr 11, 2006 10:14 am

^Took a nap on a chair during an Otakon. Sailor Bubba sat on same chair. Now she's thinner than she ever wanted to be...
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Postby Blue_Cherry on Wed Apr 12, 2006 5:26 pm

^Died after Zombie Blue_Cherry ate his brain^

(Watching too much horror films, lol

Oh, and I never want to be thinner than I am now, lol)
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Postby atristain on Tue Apr 18, 2006 9:52 am

^Got a paper as an extra zombie on a very well known RPG. An adventurer ended her career pretty early.
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Postby Propellerhead on Tue Apr 18, 2006 10:02 am

^He talked about zombies too much...
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Postby Blue_Cherry on Tue Apr 18, 2006 7:53 pm

^A zombie from Dawn of the Dead killed him after reading his post^

(You're right... too much zombies... but they're fun, and dumb)
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Postby atristain on Wed Apr 19, 2006 5:34 am

^Smahed by George Romero who was p*ssed off that somebody is wasting the words 'zombie' and 'Smash' before he has a chance to film *another* zombie movie.
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Postby Propellerhead on Wed Apr 19, 2006 5:39 am

He's last words were: "What's with the chainsaw and the hockey mask !?..."
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Postby atristain on Wed Apr 19, 2006 5:46 am

^What he heard last was "Good. Bad. I'm the one with the shotgun"
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Postby Propellerhead on Wed Apr 19, 2006 6:08 am

zrazi ta auto.. you don't know what that means (it's in Slovak) and the curiousity will kill you! :smug:
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Postby Blue_Cherry on Wed Apr 19, 2006 11:44 am

^A crazy forumner kills him with his PC because he didn't translate the post^
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Postby atristain on Wed Apr 19, 2006 1:18 pm

^Crushed under a 20 pound can of Spam.
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Postby Propellerhead on Thu Apr 20, 2006 5:21 am

Ended up on the electric chair for selling SPAM to a group of anti UN terrorists
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Postby atristain on Thu Apr 20, 2006 6:51 am

^Torched down by a mob that hated acronyms. They carved 'LOL' on his skull.
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