Despot

[Ryalyn]

I'm a despot! Wohoo!! And it only took me . . . 10 months?

Skips over to the bar and orders a round for everybody in the Pub.

Party??

[kinako mochi]

Party!

*buys Ryalyn a bowl of chips and some mango salsa*

Over on another forum I'm passing 3000 posts, and I'm also known for the length of my posts, as they are usually diagnosing sportbike problems.

Didja see MsFrisby's post count?? She's getting up to 10,000 posts! Gawwwwd. I guess Despot is the end of the road, though, as opposed to q***********c******, where it seems every tenth post you get called some other too-clever-for-you name.

Edit: Actually, I'm at nearly 500 posts since February -- less than three months. I may get to Despot by my birthday! (28 September)

[Ryalyn]

Digs into the chips and salsa, being sure to offer them to the people sitting next to her.

I think you mean Diety, though, not Despot. Despot is what you get after 1000 posts. Diety is after, what, 1 million?

[Ryalyn]

Runs around the room, giving everybody a present that she pulls from a little blue and yellow polka-dotted bag that she found under her chair. After everybody has one, she sits down on her favorite chair and a half and opens her present. It's a little fairy godmother wand, that lights up and gives off sparkles when she swings it around tapping things, making little twinkle noises.

She sits there, playing with her new toy, waiting for the others to open their presents, hoping that she's not being really obnoxious.

[MsFrisby]

Congrats, Rya! *gives her a crystal unicorn figurine and fudge*

Actually, Deity is at 10,000 posts. Which I will be at soon. Also, I will be the first female Deity on Keenspot.

[azalea2]

*opens her present*

oooh, yay, more origami paper!

*creases furiously*

*folds carefully*

*gives Ryalyn an origami rose*

[kinako mochi]

*opens present*

*freezes*

*pulls out ornate handle, with ito braiding on it and carved button*

*PISHIWWWW

[PrettyPrincess]

*opens her gift, finding a custom Fox Bassoon*

Oooooh....

*starts playing a bassoon sonata*

[kinako mochi]

*claps furiously for musicianship in the Pub, gawks at trick amp pickup on end*

Woohoo! Request, request! Bach's Cello Suite No. 1 in G Major, Pr

[Elfbiter]

Hail the Despot. Just remember that despots usually rule through to consent of those she rules

(I have apparently reached the status of "supreme" - after only 15 posts apparently. Well, I do not feel very "junior", either.)

Digs into his knapsack and tosses Ryalyn the Royal Apple of the Realm.

Could not eat that anyway, hope you find some use for it.

[crypto]

Welcome fellow despot, sorry i'm late to the party.

Here is a gift.

:hands Ry a shinny little box:

:Ry hands him one from her bag:

Um, thanks.

[Ryalyn]

Wohoo! Thank you for the pretty unicorn and the fudge, MsFrisby!! And good luck on the Deity status!

Offers everybody a piece of fudge and sets the unicorn carefully in her lap.

And that's an awesome rose, Azalea! Thank you!

Plants the end of the rose carefully in between the cushion and the body of the chair so it's visible for all to admire.

And thanks for the recipe, Kinako!

Runs off to find a recipe card and adds rum and mangoes to her shopping list.

Applauds loudly for PPs bassoon solo, thinking about how long it's been since she's heard a well-played bassoon.

Very well done! Yea!

Looks at the Royal Apple of the Realm, then very carefully puts it on her lap beside the unicorn.

Wow, Elfbiter! Thanks! I have no idea what that is, but it's really pretty. You'll have to tell me all about it sometime.

Ooh! A shiny box! Thanks, Crypto! I'm so excited that I'm finally special like you! ... Wait, that sounded wrong . . . .

Turns the box around in her hands for a while, admiring the light flashing off it's smooth sides. Then, holding it up to her ears, she shakes it. It rattles slightly, so she very carefully pulls the top off. Resting inside is a necklace made entirely of sparkles. Very carefully, she pulls it out and puts it on.

Cool! Thank you!

[kinako mochi]

Kinako munches on tasty, tasty homemade fudge, still warm and gooey in the fingers, and takes a seat at the impromptu Despot inauguration. He looks around the room

[Elfbiter]

Elfbiter tries the mango salsa on good warm salty tortilla chips. His lips crinkle a millisecond after the first bite, and as tactfully as possible, excuses himself

Actually, that would be somewhat inaccurate I wish I could transport here some of the chili we ate in a friend's doctorate inauguration couple of years back. Another quest compared it to nuclear fallout...