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Postby MsFrisby on Mon May 09, 2005 8:52 pm

No, thank you. I've experienced enough of the depravity of some people to not wish to further lower my estimation of the human race.

Kinky = use a feather



















Perverted = Use the whole chicken


















Depraved = things that make use of the entire chicken seem wholesome.
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Postby Ryalyn on Tue May 10, 2005 6:26 am

Yeeeaaaaaah, not going to check that link out. And while I can think of a use for a feather :oops:, the rest leaves me completely baffled. Sort of like the comic mentioning the toilet seat and rubber chicken. :-?

And I'm glad. :D
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Postby Mravac Kid on Tue May 10, 2005 5:19 pm

Ryalyn wrote:Yeeeaaaaaah, not going to check that link out. And while I can think of a use for a feather :oops:, the rest leaves me completely baffled. Sort of like the comic mentioning the toilet seat and rubber chicken. :-?

And I'm glad. :D

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Postby PrettyPrincess on Tue May 10, 2005 5:21 pm

The_Stalker wrote:I sure hope so.

On a similar note, this site always scares me. http://www.divine-interventions.com/


Hee hee, I've been a fan of that site since 1999
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Postby PrettyPrincess on Tue May 10, 2005 5:30 pm

crypto wrote:Time for a few questions that I normaly wouldn't say;

All: So, what kind of underware do you all prefer?

Ladies/all(?): What size are you?

All: So what type are you drawn to?

While I am a breast and legs guy, I'm not a fan of the huge smother me on my sleep breasts (Sorry Princess).


Underwear: oooh, anything silky or satiny. Although I did just buy a cute pink lacy number for the vacation my husband and I are going on this upcoming week.

Size: Er, somewhere between a 12 and a 15, depending on the cut of the pants. My legs are a size 10/12, my hips are a 12/14, and my post-baby belly is a 14/15ish :( My top is a size 14 or XL or whatever I can get to fit around my stupid boobs. According to http://www.bravissimo.com 's busty shirt sizing, I'm a size 12 super curvy. Bra size is still up in the air - I appear to be a 34 I, possibly II (I haven't actually found a bra in the right size, I just buy bigger band, smaller cup and then chop up the bands and straps to get them to fit). With exception to my belly, I'm probably the kind of girl AP would get the hots for :-D

And I'm not sure if it was me you were apologizing to, but if so, I don't blame you - these things are really a pain and a half.
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Postby crypto on Tue May 10, 2005 6:48 pm

Actualy that was aimed a Amazon, I had forgotten you where that large Pretty.

So, porn, who watches, who makes?
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We can dream can't we? Actually, I'm picturing Skunk on Ellen on Nan on skunk action.

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Postby MsFrisby on Tue May 10, 2005 8:21 pm

I watch sometimes. I actually just recently got a whole bunch more porn than I've ever owned before from a guy friend who had some similar tastes and was willing to share his collection. I've been known by a few select people to give webcam stripteases now and then, but I don't do that anymore.
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Postby kinako mochi on Tue May 10, 2005 9:18 pm

Same here. Without a girl to get aroused with, it's pretty boring. Like watching a nature show in HDTV and 5.1 with a B&W '50's TV set with bunny ears and a paper mono speaker. :/

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Postby TheTeague on Tue May 10, 2005 9:39 pm

I read/watch porn AND draw porn
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Postby The_Stalker on Tue May 10, 2005 9:46 pm

Yeah, like any other male with working hormones, I enjoy porn, but I'm rather picky. I much prefer when it at least appears that the people are enjoying themselves. Some porn is just ugly and repulsive, the looks on their faces show the truth. Because of this, I tend towards amatuer porn/home videos.

I've never made any though, too many negative self esteem issues.
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Postby Serrith on Wed May 11, 2005 5:08 am

The_Stalker wrote:I didnt do it. Nobody saw me do it. You cant prove anything.
::hides in shame::


I use this at least once a day! I'll have to remember the "I deny any ever existed" line. :lol:

As for the topic of this thread:

I too am hesitant about sharing the intimate details. I am in the middle of a 3 year dry spell. I am not the type that likes to go out and just pick up women for one nighters, and my life situation has not lended itself to developing relationships. However, there is this one Bolivian girl, and a Peruvian girl, that I am trying to become acquainted with to see if there is anything there.

I've been engaged 3 times, and the last time was a real kick to the self-esteem. I was engaged to a wonderful woman, with 3 kids -- she was just out of an abusive relationship when we started dating, and things went well from there..but she left me, and has now married a guy that is closer to her oldest daughter's age than hers. :(

That is all ya'll get for now :wink:
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Postby crypto on Thu May 12, 2005 10:47 am

Guess I should answer my own question. Not big on videos, but I'll read and look at photos. I've got a rather active imagination and all it needs is a little insperation and it takes over.
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"noskunkonskunkactionforyou".

We can dream can't we? Actually, I'm picturing Skunk on Ellen on Nan on skunk action.

Ooh, best idea I've heard today! Or read, i guess...


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Postby NorphTehDwarf on Thu May 12, 2005 8:19 pm

I generally prefer things written down or drawn. My imagination, and that of artists, tend to make people that are better looking than any currently available on the planet.
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Postby azalea2 on Thu May 12, 2005 9:34 pm

I like words (erotica) and artsy cheesecake (photos, paintings).
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Postby The1Paladin on Thu May 12, 2005 10:36 pm

I write erotica ocasionaly, enjoy amtatur porn on ocasion, but could never run for public office...

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Postby karlbob2000 on Thu May 12, 2005 11:38 pm

I'll grant that the real thing beats any depictions, but I am another "dry spell" victim. I've seen porn ranging from cheesecake to "I-can't-believe-someone-considers-THAT-to-be-sex!". Overall, I find that I like written erotica best, then video (including web cams), then drawings (Julius Zimmerman, for example), then still photos. One side note: since 1997 my motto has been "Never pay for internet porn while you can find stuff just as good for free". It still holds true today.
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Postby kinako mochi on Thu May 12, 2005 11:45 pm

[quote="azalea2"]I like words (erotica)
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Postby karlbob2000 on Fri May 13, 2005 12:29 pm

--Continued From the Main Forum--
Ms. Frisby wrote:Chocolate bunny goes in warm womanly part, melts, and is tasted together with woman taste.

Sounds good to me.


Several people referred to the chocolate as not really needed, but I must insist otherwise under certain circumstances. I have been with two ladies (no, not at the same time) who were too sensitive in those regions to properly enjoy oral acts, but with a layer of melted chocolate, things went fine. Physical, psychological? Who knows. It worked. Good enough for me, as I also enjoy performing said act.
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Postby EdSaari on Sat May 14, 2005 3:55 am

I've read where one of the prestigous Learning Establishements (in So. Cal. - where else?) took it upon themselves to do an extensive study of pornography and the way it affects - everyone? - the average College Student?

Anyway, they placed a "test group" in a theater, and subjected them to a steady stream of Super XXXXXXX moves for two weeks, complete with brain-wave measuring gear - the whole works.

They noticed one - only ONE - significant effect - there was a significant rise in the number of subjects falling asleep! Everything after the 387th position/ incident - or so - became boring!!!

The most pornographic, depraved, DIRTIEST piece of "literature" I've ever read - by far - was the Federal Governments' "Congressional Report on Pornography" (not sure of the title - something like that - published in the mid - 1970's or thereabouts)..
The people who wrote that must have been realy WEIRD!! They described *everything* in each Adult Flick to the last minute, microscopic detail - what the actors were doing, how many wrinkles there were on the bed sheets, the location of each wrinkle...

With me, an occasional porn flick or two is OK - enjoyable, even - depending on, believe it or not, its aesthetic qualites.
My most favorite brand of porn flick are the ones from the early 1920's to the late 1960's. There was something about the abscence of "slickness" - the sound of the silent 8mm projector ... the scratchy black-and-whiteness - the sheer HONESTY of the participants - the "fobiddenness"...

Didn't I read, a few years back, that the Adult Film business in New Zealand had won a Court Decision allowing them to write off the cost of whipped cream as an "operating expense"?
Hmm ... chocolate. I did see cans of ... Chocolate Flavored whipped cream on a Super Market's shelves. I wonder how many of those actualy wind up on top of the strawberry shortcake... uh, on the dinner table -- uh, that is ... non-sexually.
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Postby Doctor Emmit Brown on Sat May 14, 2005 9:34 pm

Porn? You betcha. Erotica? Even better. Why is it better? Because most of the "porn" out there is little plot, lotsa sex. And what plot there is is completely unbelieveable. I'm a hopeless romantic at heart, so I like to see how the couple gets together in the first place, and the fact that they eventually have sex is just a bonus.

A lot of what I read is on the internet. Sure the fact that I'm not paying for it means that the quality of the material usually sucks since the writers are amateurs, but every once in a while you stumble across a good one that leaves your blood boiling and begging for more. And that makes wding through the muck worthwhile.
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Postby Burger Nerf on Mon May 16, 2005 3:14 am

WARNING: Image is pretty graphic, very adult, totally not safe for work, church, or the family room.

Best Damn Ladies' Bike In Da Whole Wide World, courtesy of Masamune Shirow.

While it loads--it's big--remember you have to start from the RIGHT side of the page to appreciate the "flow" of the "story." There's more, you can see it by tweaking down the URL. I don't need to get in any MORE trouble over this.

ADDITIONAL WARNING: This one's just "almost-hardcore racy," but the rest of Shirow's material on this page can get pretty outrageous, delving into subject matter that might make you uncomfortable. No kids or anything like that, but some occasional rough trade, mutants, and such.
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Postby NorphTehDwarf on Tue May 17, 2005 10:13 am

Somebody once made a video with a bike like that. It was horrifying.

I mean, I'm no prude, but with a metal bar put into a position like that and locked into a bike's gear system, at a high speed, it looks like something... important would end up ruptured.
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Postby PrettyPrincess on Fri May 20, 2005 10:43 am

Doesn't seem metal to me - if you notice in the last panel, it's flexible enough to bend forwards with her - I'd think it's probably silicone over a sturdy but soft rubber core.

*ponders a visit to the Blue Boutique up in SLC*
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Postby Burger Nerf on Fri May 20, 2005 12:28 pm

Also, if you look at the, uh, "front unit" in the bike's big profile-shot, you can see the creator's sleeve through it. It's some kind of futuristic translucent-yet-superdurable plastic...
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Postby kinako mochi on Fri May 20, 2005 2:57 pm

Ngaaaahahaha! The tire brand is "BOTTOMREX". :D

Shirow is lucky in that his notoriety in erotic art hasn't affected his mainstream acceptance in the manga and anime worlds overseas -- he's THAT popular. Of course, part of the reason he IS popular is for a legal dose of that cheesecake in the current comics (count the FS crotch shots in an issue of MMI -- gets tacky after a while). His clean stuff, though, is still very good. The JDM gets a LOT of stuff we'll never see, rightly so. ;)
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