
Man, no arms/legs, in a quarry
Man, no arms/legs, in a pot field
Two men, no arms/legs, hanging over your window
Man, no arms/legs, who fell in the fire
Man, no arms/legs, buried 6 feet under
Man, no arms/legs, buried 3 feet under
Man, no arms/legs, works at the soda factory
Man, no arms/legs, sitting on the podium
Man, no arms/legs, flying over a fence
And because we're gender-equitable here at the Wapsi Pub...
Woman, no arms/legs, stuck on a fence
Woman, no arms/legs, sitting in the grill
Woman with one leg shorter than the other?
After she gets corrective surgery?
Aaaand animals...
What do you a call a cat with no legs?
A dog with no legs?
A fly with no wings?