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Postby Fhqwhgads on Wed Mar 16, 2005 4:24 pm

OKOKOK, s'more, clearly y'all haven't had enough yet... :P

Man, no arms/legs, in a quarry

Man, no arms/legs, in a pot field

Two men, no arms/legs, hanging over your window

Man, no arms/legs, who fell in the fire

Man, no arms/legs, buried 6 feet under

Man, no arms/legs, buried 3 feet under

Man, no arms/legs, works at the soda factory

Man, no arms/legs, sitting on the podium

Man, no arms/legs, flying over a fence

And because we're gender-equitable here at the Wapsi Pub...

Woman, no arms/legs, stuck on a fence

Woman, no arms/legs, sitting in the grill

Woman with one leg shorter than the other?

After she gets corrective surgery?

Aaaand animals...

What do you a call a cat with no legs?

A dog with no legs?

A fly with no wings?
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Postby Fhqwhgads on Fri Mar 18, 2005 1:13 pm

Yaaay, thank to Kes for her valiant efforts... :) OK then; the rest...

Man, no arms/legs, in the BBQ. Frank

Man, no arms/legs, upside down in the end zone. Spike

Man, no arms/legs, in a coffee cup. Joe

Man, no arms/legs, on a beach. Sandy

Man, no arms/legs, throwing up. Chuck

Man, no arms/legs, hit by lightning. Rod

Man, no arms/legs, in a quarry. Rocky

Man, no arms/legs, in a pot field. Bud

Two men, no arms/legs, hanging over your window. Curt 'n Rod

Man, no arms/legs, who fell in the fire. Bernie

Man, no arms/legs, buried 6 feet under. Doug

Man, no arms/legs, buried 3 feet under. Douglas

Man, no arms/legs, works at the soda factory. Tab (? that one kinda stank, sorry)

Man, no arms/legs, sitting on the podium. Mike

Man, no arms/legs, flying over a fence. Homer

And because we're gender-equitable here at the Wapsi Pub...

Woman, no arms/legs, stuck on a fence. Barb

Woman, no arms/legs, sitting in the grill. Patty

Woman with one leg shorter than the other? Eileen

After she gets corrective surgery? Nolene

Aaaand animals...

What do you a call a cat with no legs? Dog food.

A dog with no legs? Who cares? He won't come when you call him anyway

A fly with no wings? A walk

Worst one: Man, half of one leg and 4/5 of the other foot gone. Tony
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