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Virtual Bartender

Postby PrettyPrincess on Thu Dec 09, 2004 11:18 am

http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/beer_usa.htm

She doesn't know many mixed drinks, but she's still funny...

Edit: Tell her to read a book! :o
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Postby Tanukitsune on Thu Dec 09, 2004 1:07 pm

It reminds me of that guy in a chicken suit....
This is very naughty girl indeed, you're not supposed to ask her to make drink, just type in words and commands at random like an old text game....
Verbs/ commandes accepted (some do the same):
Beer, jump, jiggle, strip, dance, bend, kiss, kick, topless (:oops:) , look, play, laugh, giggle, fondle. fight (cool), naked, "the F word", suck, lick, boobs, spin, butt, hair, cartwheel, shake it, shoot, tap, talk, hello, mad, be mine, sing, tickle, shower, sleep, rock, yoga....
That about all I'm bothering to type... I guess there are more... :P
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Postby pablo on Thu Dec 09, 2004 2:00 pm

Typing in "fight" is absolutely friggin' hilarious! :D :D :D
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Postby PrettyPrincess on Thu Dec 09, 2004 3:34 pm

try "pillow fight"

edit: be mine was hilarious. tickle was kind of gay...

Second edit: when you type in "yoga" she does a sun salutation.
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Postby crypto on Thu Dec 09, 2004 4:25 pm

Slow as hell if you don't have a high speed connection.

Still cool though.
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"noskunkonskunkactionforyou".

We can dream can't we? Actually, I'm picturing Skunk on Ellen on Nan on skunk action.

Ooh, best idea I've heard today! Or read, i guess...


Quadraxis wrote:Crypto, your mind is a very disturbing sandwich. The kind of sandwich you decide not to eat and just let rot somewhere unnoticeable.
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Postby amazon princess on Mon Dec 13, 2004 10:02 am

Also try the strip command. she gets naked but a damn bouncer gets in front of her. what a let down. :lol:
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Postby crypto on Mon Dec 13, 2004 12:13 pm

moon.
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Infuego wrote:
crypto wrote:
"noskunkonskunkactionforyou".

We can dream can't we? Actually, I'm picturing Skunk on Ellen on Nan on skunk action.

Ooh, best idea I've heard today! Or read, i guess...


Quadraxis wrote:Crypto, your mind is a very disturbing sandwich. The kind of sandwich you decide not to eat and just let rot somewhere unnoticeable.
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Postby Tanukitsune on Mon Dec 13, 2004 12:38 pm

amazon princess wrote:Also try the strip command. she gets naked but a damn bouncer gets in front of her. what a let down. :lol:

:o
Eep! I found out more naughty stuff than Amazon Princess?
Does this I'm naugthier than her? :wink:
Or maybe I have more free time?
Nah, it's my l33t IF/text adventure skillz that did the trick! 8)
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Postby crypto on Mon Dec 13, 2004 2:19 pm

She looks kind of like some one I know. . . but if it was her, her parents would kill her.


Oh, so sad. she doesn't know what a vibrator is.
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"noskunkonskunkactionforyou".

We can dream can't we? Actually, I'm picturing Skunk on Ellen on Nan on skunk action.

Ooh, best idea I've heard today! Or read, i guess...


Quadraxis wrote:Crypto, your mind is a very disturbing sandwich. The kind of sandwich you decide not to eat and just let rot somewhere unnoticeable.
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Postby luchog on Tue Dec 14, 2004 8:56 am

pablo wrote:Typing in "fight" is absolutely friggin' hilarious! :D :D :D

Now that is the best command of the lot. Sexy and geeky. :lol:
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Postby EdSaari on Sat Jan 08, 2005 5:59 am

Great Giggling Golem Girls!!! I was looking up a word in my trusty Funk and Wagnalls - no kidding ... F&W "Standard College Dictionary" ... when I came across this entry:

tit-man (tit' man): n. pl. - men (-men) U.S. informal. 1. The smallest pig in a litter; the runt of a litter of pigs. 2. A man who is small or stunted either physically or mentally. ( M.E. tit little thing + MAN).

I ... I ...

The mind boggles. I'll have to watch the way I describe myself. I would want to give the impression that I am a MAN with a little "thing".

What a horrible discovery - after all these years. And the incongruity of that Middle English word with some of the women I know...

... And the reference to "pigs"!! ... a ready-made Femin-Nazi word....
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Postby EdSaari on Sat Jan 08, 2005 7:21 am

EdSaari wrote:Great Giggling Golem Girls!!!

The mind boggles. I'll have to watch the way I describe myself. I would want to give the impression that I am a MAN with a little "thing".


ARRRGGGHH!!!!! Massive Freudian slip!!!! That should read: "NOT want to give the impression... "

I had to correct that. Otherwise, if I was successful, I'd stand the risk of being accused of spreading false information. :roll: :roll:
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Postby JiveBlues on Sat Mar 26, 2005 5:48 am

If you want to see a really strange one, try "run".
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Postby JiveBlues on Sat Mar 26, 2005 5:29 pm

Apparently, "kill" is the same as "run". Found a couple more though: Try pout, model, handstand, flex, and orgasm. My wife found most of those.

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Postby Fhqwhgads on Mon Mar 28, 2005 6:43 am

Tried "Run"... :o whoa dude, WTF??

...That's pretty hilarious. :D
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