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PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 12:32 am
by Ankhareon
Reaver - nothing like a coolness enhancer from Emergency Exit then?
I guess it's far enough away, have one *gives you one*

Kalga: an iron that irons out plotholes? I hate to give it to you considering the pun and the fact it does something completely unrelated, but I can't say it isn't original, so here you go *gives you one*

Jake R: no wonder it's so shiny, have an E-Gun! *gives you one*

PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 1:33 am
by tamuru
screw the e gun, i want an Iterative iteration box

PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 2:04 am
by Helseth
Alright i have an invention that will blow your mind

It is a hat that contains a fan and a ring of blades. it removes the scalp and then the fan turns on removing escess heat in difficult, brain straining situations. each purchase comes withseveral tubes of patented brain glue for when you are finished.

PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 2:08 am
by Ankhareon
Sounds like a flying Guillotine with a motor attached and not focused on martial arts

and that won't cool your head, it'll just kill you

it's original enough, if impractical so have an E-gun

PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 4:07 am
by Amon Star
Ankhareon wrote:Amon: That's just a gravity gun that only works for monkeys, only less precise. NO DEAL!
You don't like my idea? Well how about this, a Nun-Chuck. Two shrunken nuns attached to each other by a length of chain at their feet.
Dayantis wrote:
Kalga wrote:Seriously. I can't have a good idea
There, fixed. :D
Now that's just mean.

PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 2:35 pm
by Kalga
*picks up E-gun* Neat... *runs off to the first page to find out what it does*

PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 2:42 pm
by Jesse_God_of_Awesome
Jesse_God_of_Awesome wrote:Scribe


How about these guys?

PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 7:32 pm
by Ankhareon
Amon: It's been done

jesse: reality altering spirits with some pseudoscience behind them and a few Matrix referenes. nope

PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 7:55 pm
by Jesse_God_of_Awesome
Ankhareon wrote:Amon: It's been done

jesse: reality altering spirits with some pseudoscience behind them and a few Matrix referenes. nope


Matrix-reference

And here I thought you were gona call them magic Uryuoms / TF-Guns.

Huh....

PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 1:25 am
by Ankhareon
yeah, I kind of take that kind of thing for granted, considering where we are - TF technology's more of a baseline feature

PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 5:34 am
by Amon Star
Ankhareon wrote:Amon: It's been done
Right, next idea.

How about a robotic fighting machine that that can detect any puns on the same world as it, teleport to that location, then beat that person up.

I call it the PUNisher!

Luckily I haven't turned it on yet either!

PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:28 am
by Jesse_God_of_Awesome
The Nemesis Cannon!

Shoot someone with it and they become your worst enemy. Right until you shoot someone else.

PostPosted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 2:41 am
by Ankhareon
Amon: Same basic thing as the Pun police in Casey and Andy
Jesse: Sounds a lot like the Enrage plasmid from Bioshock, except in reverse

Both are quasi-original, but not very imaginative

PostPosted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 4:17 am
by Amon Star
Ankhareon wrote:Amon: Same basic thing as the Pun police in Casey and Andy
Jesse: Sounds a lot like the Enrage plasmid from Bioshock, except in reverse

Both are quasi-original, but not very imaginative
As none of my ideas seem to work, I asks my Kell, my muse. He suggested the Sub Atomic Harmonic Synthesizer. It scans any object or area of space that isn't a complete void, then composes music based on the positions & energy of the atoms & other sub-atomic particles.

Basically, it lets you hear the universe sing.

PostPosted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 4:44 am
by Ankhareon
if that was all you needed to do, why not do it earlier?

have one *gives you one*

PostPosted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 5:37 am
by Amon Star
Ankhareon wrote:if that was all you needed to do, why not do it earlier?

have one *gives you one*
YAY!

*Takes Evolution Gun*

And to answer your question. When this started, Kell had been kidnapped by Ninjas. It was on the news. Also, Kell's ideas tend to be, how shall we put this, quite inappropriate.

PostPosted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 6:24 am
by Brylian_Troy
HOLY CRAP ON A POOPING MONKEY JUNGLE STICK....YOU DID IT! O.O...

And...wow....JEBUS DOES THAT LOOK NICE!!

Ain't our imaginations grand? ^_^

Personally I wish to see an evolution of headcrab and antlion....a Freaking antlion that EATS YOU HEAD >.>

If we were to use this ingame...methinks that it would be suitable to have it turn creatures into Hybrids that become violent to everything around them...not just you. Allowing more than just fun... but an important gameplay weapon.

PostPosted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 11:04 am
by Valgaav
this idea only works if you presume Lego Genetics.

Also, you can now hear analog clocks.

PostPosted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 11:43 am
by Jstone
Valgaav wrote:this idea only works if you presume Lego Genetics.

Also, you can now hear analog clocks.


Sweet Merciful Crap, I hope there aren't any epileptics around. Your avatar would probably send them into a seizure. I mean, I'm <strike>completely</strike> normal and that makes my eyes feel like they're going to melt out of my skull.

PostPosted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 3:35 pm
by Bainhart
I give you this ::produces a key::

It locks the OOCZone in the thread. Mind you only OOC Characters are effected by this.

PostPosted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 8:57 pm
by A Fan
*Frantically stuffs the keyhole to the OOC Zone with Play-Doh*

PostPosted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 9:03 pm
by Jstone
*snaps fingers, and summons an infinite number of keyholes of the same size and shape as the keyhole to the OOCZone.* "Oh, and the real one is always moving. Have fun" :evilgrin:

PostPosted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 11:02 pm
by Ankhareon
Amon: duely noted

And indeed Mr Troy, our imaginations are grand, and I think the hostility would be the best way to do this, rather than have your rebel friends forced to live out their remainder of their lives with antlion wings. Or you could make it temporay. That'd probably make Gordon seem less uncaring for his allies

Also a headlion would be insane - and it's probably the next step in headcrab evolution anyway - *shudders* a poison headcrab that can fly may be the most terrifying thing I can think of

well no it's not

Val: yeah, this gun's entire principle works on lego genetics


Bainhart: so it makes a thread IC only? I question the usefulness of such a thing being that the two sides are separate anyway. but I never said it had to be useful, so here you go *gives you one*

Jstone: *inserts the key into the moving keyhole* and turns
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Anky: that was easy
Anya: I forget what you just turned off
Anky: me too. best turn it back on then
*turns key*
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Much better, I won't be trying that again (anytime soon)

PostPosted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 8:31 am
by Jstone
"It sounds more like it locks down the fourth wall. Anyway, that won't stop much. A lock is only as strong as the door that it seals, and the fourth wall is pretty flimsy."

PostPosted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 10:52 am
by Kyrio
a phase bullet. when fired it it unaffected by friction nor can it interact with the objects around it as it phases right through them. It is impossible to stop and will, in fact, travel through space indefinitely.