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Postby Ankhareon on Wed Jan 02, 2008 12:32 am

Reaver - nothing like a coolness enhancer from Emergency Exit then?
I guess it's far enough away, have one *gives you one*

Kalga: an iron that irons out plotholes? I hate to give it to you considering the pun and the fact it does something completely unrelated, but I can't say it isn't original, so here you go *gives you one*

Jake R: no wonder it's so shiny, have an E-Gun! *gives you one*
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Postby tamuru on Wed Jan 02, 2008 1:33 am

screw the e gun, i want an Iterative iteration box
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Postby Helseth on Wed Jan 02, 2008 2:04 am

Alright i have an invention that will blow your mind

It is a hat that contains a fan and a ring of blades. it removes the scalp and then the fan turns on removing escess heat in difficult, brain straining situations. each purchase comes withseveral tubes of patented brain glue for when you are finished.
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Postby Ankhareon on Wed Jan 02, 2008 2:08 am

Sounds like a flying Guillotine with a motor attached and not focused on martial arts

and that won't cool your head, it'll just kill you

it's original enough, if impractical so have an E-gun
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Postby Amon Star on Wed Jan 02, 2008 4:07 am

Ankhareon wrote:Amon: That's just a gravity gun that only works for monkeys, only less precise. NO DEAL!
You don't like my idea? Well how about this, a Nun-Chuck. Two shrunken nuns attached to each other by a length of chain at their feet.
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Postby Kalga on Wed Jan 02, 2008 2:35 pm

*picks up E-gun* Neat... *runs off to the first page to find out what it does*
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Postby Jesse_God_of_Awesome on Wed Jan 02, 2008 2:42 pm

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How about these guys?
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Postby Ankhareon on Wed Jan 02, 2008 7:32 pm

Amon: It's been done

jesse: reality altering spirits with some pseudoscience behind them and a few Matrix referenes. nope
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Postby Jesse_God_of_Awesome on Wed Jan 02, 2008 7:55 pm

Ankhareon wrote:Amon: It's been done

jesse: reality altering spirits with some pseudoscience behind them and a few Matrix referenes. nope


Matrix-reference

And here I thought you were gona call them magic Uryuoms / TF-Guns.

Huh....
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Postby Ankhareon on Thu Jan 03, 2008 1:25 am

yeah, I kind of take that kind of thing for granted, considering where we are - TF technology's more of a baseline feature
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Postby Amon Star on Thu Jan 03, 2008 5:34 am

Ankhareon wrote:Amon: It's been done
Right, next idea.

How about a robotic fighting machine that that can detect any puns on the same world as it, teleport to that location, then beat that person up.

I call it the PUNisher!

Luckily I haven't turned it on yet either!
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Postby Jesse_God_of_Awesome on Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:28 am

The Nemesis Cannon!

Shoot someone with it and they become your worst enemy. Right until you shoot someone else.
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Postby Ankhareon on Fri Jan 04, 2008 2:41 am

Amon: Same basic thing as the Pun police in Casey and Andy
Jesse: Sounds a lot like the Enrage plasmid from Bioshock, except in reverse

Both are quasi-original, but not very imaginative
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Postby Amon Star on Fri Jan 04, 2008 4:17 am

Ankhareon wrote:Amon: Same basic thing as the Pun police in Casey and Andy
Jesse: Sounds a lot like the Enrage plasmid from Bioshock, except in reverse

Both are quasi-original, but not very imaginative
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Basically, it lets you hear the universe sing.
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Postby Ankhareon on Fri Jan 04, 2008 4:44 am

if that was all you needed to do, why not do it earlier?

have one *gives you one*
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Postby Amon Star on Fri Jan 04, 2008 5:37 am

Ankhareon wrote:if that was all you needed to do, why not do it earlier?

have one *gives you one*
YAY!

*Takes Evolution Gun*

And to answer your question. When this started, Kell had been kidnapped by Ninjas. It was on the news. Also, Kell's ideas tend to be, how shall we put this, quite inappropriate.
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Postby Brylian_Troy on Fri Jan 04, 2008 6:24 am

HOLY CRAP ON A POOPING MONKEY JUNGLE STICK....YOU DID IT! O.O...

And...wow....JEBUS DOES THAT LOOK NICE!!

Ain't our imaginations grand? ^_^

Personally I wish to see an evolution of headcrab and antlion....a Freaking antlion that EATS YOU HEAD >.>

If we were to use this ingame...methinks that it would be suitable to have it turn creatures into Hybrids that become violent to everything around them...not just you. Allowing more than just fun... but an important gameplay weapon.
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Postby Valgaav on Fri Jan 04, 2008 11:04 am

this idea only works if you presume Lego Genetics.

Also, you can now hear analog clocks.
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Postby Jstone on Fri Jan 04, 2008 11:43 am

Valgaav wrote:this idea only works if you presume Lego Genetics.

Also, you can now hear analog clocks.


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Postby Bainhart on Fri Jan 04, 2008 3:35 pm

I give you this ::produces a key::

It locks the OOCZone in the thread. Mind you only OOC Characters are effected by this.
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Postby A Fan on Fri Jan 04, 2008 8:57 pm

*Frantically stuffs the keyhole to the OOC Zone with Play-Doh*
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Postby Jstone on Fri Jan 04, 2008 9:03 pm

*snaps fingers, and summons an infinite number of keyholes of the same size and shape as the keyhole to the OOCZone.* "Oh, and the real one is always moving. Have fun" :evilgrin:
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Postby Ankhareon on Fri Jan 04, 2008 11:02 pm

Amon: duely noted

And indeed Mr Troy, our imaginations are grand, and I think the hostility would be the best way to do this, rather than have your rebel friends forced to live out their remainder of their lives with antlion wings. Or you could make it temporay. That'd probably make Gordon seem less uncaring for his allies

Also a headlion would be insane - and it's probably the next step in headcrab evolution anyway - *shudders* a poison headcrab that can fly may be the most terrifying thing I can think of

well no it's not

Val: yeah, this gun's entire principle works on lego genetics


Bainhart: so it makes a thread IC only? I question the usefulness of such a thing being that the two sides are separate anyway. but I never said it had to be useful, so here you go *gives you one*

Jstone: *inserts the key into the moving keyhole* and turns
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Anky: that was easy
Anya: I forget what you just turned off
Anky: me too. best turn it back on then
*turns key*
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Much better, I won't be trying that again (anytime soon)
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Postby Jstone on Sat Jan 05, 2008 8:31 am

"It sounds more like it locks down the fourth wall. Anyway, that won't stop much. A lock is only as strong as the door that it seals, and the fourth wall is pretty flimsy."
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Postby Kyrio on Sat Jan 05, 2008 10:52 am

a phase bullet. when fired it it unaffected by friction nor can it interact with the objects around it as it phases right through them. It is impossible to stop and will, in fact, travel through space indefinitely.
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