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Postby eman on Fri Dec 28, 2007 8:22 pm

You are, of course, referring to the bite-size candy bar, not the galaxy?
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Postby Ankhareon on Fri Dec 28, 2007 9:24 pm

Matthlord: that's certainly a new spin on a regular boomerang - an imaginitive one at that. have an E-gun

yalborap: rewriting a person's skill set? It's been don't to a point in the matrix, but I haven't heard anything like that in gun form, have an E-gun

Kalga: innovative indeed, but the methods themselves aren't imaginative. Fire, spikes etc are pretty standard repulsion devices. try again

Alex_Mage: elemental shape shifting isn't that imaginative, especially not using bracers. Sounds a bit like the Omnitrix from Ben 10, or the power of one of the wonder twins who turned himself into water, but in two forms. the fact that it works best for things that don't exist makes it not very useful so, it's not very imaginative.

DracoDracul: A super villain who is forced to become a hero by night in a world of super heroes and villains where the extraordinary is normal? I love it! However I saw a similar thing in reverse on Evil Inc - Captain Heroic becoming a super villain in order to market his super villain business.
I'll give it to you on account of it's on a larger scale, and it's for a different reason, and the idea is so obscure it can hardly be called unoriginal

MCB: idea 1: that was one of the theorized uses for nanites - using leaves to create steak or something. it's not original
idea 2: this seems like a form of teleport, or at least a device with the same function as one. But it's not instantaneous so you have minor innovation, even if it is a downgrade but not real imagination. besides, the amount of energy created would be ludicrous
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Postby nokvok on Fri Dec 28, 2007 9:40 pm

Actually there is only one thing you need for ultimate power (withing our Universe)
It's a device which effects and manipulates all energy on a quantum level, and thus has complete control over probability.
And since everything is possible, this device can do everything at any time in any distance.
It doesn't even need to be a small device since you merely need the remote control.

Matter transmutation, conversion, rearrangement, transportation... it's kind of like being omnipotent... except of course it's not, since it's (probably) not capable to effect other dimensions nor do 'mystical' things like resurrect the dead... but everything else is fair game.
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Postby catldr24 on Fri Dec 28, 2007 10:41 pm

Quantum Glasses.

All you have to do is look at something, and it changes on a molecular level.

//1 am idea
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Postby Ankhareon on Sat Dec 29, 2007 2:56 am

nokvok: that was pretty much my theory on gaining easy infinite power. It should work, and I think was used in Accidental Centaurs to account for the abilities of djinns. but it's thinking laterally so I'll give you one

catdlr: doesn't that happen already? of course if you're meaning glasses of omnipotence, as nokvok said, then sure, that''s original, have one

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Postby Author-Man on Sat Dec 29, 2007 3:34 am

Author-Vixen: Definitive reason why shotguns are more useful than Evo-Guns! Can an evolution based weapon work on something that is not alive? No. Thus, only the shotgun user will survive the Zombie apocalypse. Pwnd.
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Postby Amon Star on Sat Dec 29, 2007 3:49 am

Ooh, new swanky toy. I like.

Imaginative idea, you say. Hmm, my muse has been kidnapped by Ninja, so my creativity isn't at full strength. However, how about a Monkey Chucker? It looks like a normal nun-chuck, except that one handle has a big red button on it & the other is a Monkey Magnet that sticks to any monkeys. Then you just press the button & the monkey is sent flying.

So, do we have a deal?
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Postby Malachy19 on Sat Dec 29, 2007 7:01 am

So is this E-gun a cousin od the D-evo gun from the famous academy award winning Mario Brothers movie? :shifty: Trust the fungus!
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Postby Kalga on Sat Dec 29, 2007 8:07 am

Fine. Fine. Ignore the dead gun.....

I bring to you, the....Something......Gun...... It can accept anything smaller than a tennis ball as ammunition, and then it shoots things......
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Postby catldr24 on Sat Dec 29, 2007 10:58 am

*examining his new toy*

Kalga, maybe if you came up with an idea that didn't have the word gun in it, you might have a better chance!
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Postby Kalga on Sat Dec 29, 2007 11:48 am

But..... guns..... Oh Oh Oh!


*holds up katana*

Looks like a normal katana, no? But with this built in speaker and mp3 player, you can play cool music......

Seriously. I can't have a good idea without it maiming somebody.....
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Postby Ankhareon on Mon Dec 31, 2007 2:42 am

No, the smart Evo gun user will zap themselves with an armoured shell and immunity to zombie bites, then if they're really good, a zombie controlling pheremone which they will use to pit their undead minions against each other causing an apocolypse for zombies rather than the other way around

the shotgun user only has so much ammo and is in fact very vulnerable to zombies

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Amon: That's just a gravity gun that only works for monkeys, only less precise. NO DEAL!

Mal: never saw that movie

Kalga: also like a gravity gun, only less useful
Mp3 katana? EPIC FAIL!
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Postby yreomyr on Mon Dec 31, 2007 2:52 am

Ankhareon wrote:Mp3 katana? EPIC FAIL!


Oh come on, i know I'd want an iKatana. And think of the commercials, two silhouettes dancing around, when one cuts the other's head off, iKatana.
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Postby Jstone on Mon Dec 31, 2007 8:29 am

As long as we're coming up with strange, and highly improbable, things, I have one. A towel that is composed of an uncountable number of space-time pockets, and can therefore soak up a near infinite amount of liquid without getting wet or gaining mass. Sounds innocuous at first, but think of the destruction that could happen if you tossed it into an ocean. Just don't wring it out after that.
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Postby Kalga on Mon Dec 31, 2007 8:35 am

I'm gonna start giving out iKatana's as newbie gifts.

Clone gun? Anything you shoot with it gets cloned?
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Postby Ankhareon on Tue Jan 01, 2008 1:37 am

Yreomyr: cool, yes. imaginative. NO

JStone: infinite absorbtion towel? you can use it for anything and now it's super powerfull! I like!
Original? it's a towel, but better. It's innovative sure, but that's what the towel does anyway
Imaginative? Never have I seen pocket dimensions applied to fabric so it certainly is Innovative
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Kalga: A clone gun is used in Garry's mod for prop duplication, and I'm pretty sure I saw one on some sci-fi program
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Postby Reaver225 on Tue Jan 01, 2008 5:52 am

Iterative iteration box - It's a box, with a universal reconstructor bit and added computing power.

You put something in it, and it makes it better in some respect. Do it again, and it's improved again. But what if you can't fit it in? Well, you can turn it inside out and make it improve itself! For example, it'd expand itself to fit larger objects! Keep doing this and there's no limit to each iteration will be more powerful!
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Postby A Fan on Tue Jan 01, 2008 10:58 am

But if you turned it inside out, wouldn't you be improving reality at large? You'd need to build a slightly larger IIB to improve your existing one, and then you'd already have a larger IIB!
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Postby Kalga on Tue Jan 01, 2008 11:02 am

*holds up a iron*

Use this! This iron holds the worlds secrets to ironing out plot holes and inconvenience.
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Postby Jesse_God_of_Awesome on Tue Jan 01, 2008 11:17 am

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Postby yreomyr on Tue Jan 01, 2008 11:31 am

Kalga wrote:*holds up a iron*

Use this! This iron holds the worlds secrets to ironing out plot holes and inconvenience.


is it... ironic?
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Postby Reaver225 on Tue Jan 01, 2008 2:44 pm

A Fan wrote:But if you turned it inside out, wouldn't you be improving reality at large? You'd need to build a slightly larger IIB to improve your existing one, and then you'd already have a larger IIB!
You don't turn it inside out, silly! You just need to fold it into itself. Much simpler.
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Postby Dayantis on Tue Jan 01, 2008 2:53 pm

Kalga wrote:Seriously. I can't have a good idea


There, fixed. :D
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Postby A Fan on Tue Jan 01, 2008 3:40 pm

Reaver225 wrote:
A Fan wrote:But if you turned it inside out, wouldn't you be improving reality at large? You'd need to build a slightly larger IIB to improve your existing one, and then you'd already have a larger IIB!
You don't turn it inside out, silly! You just need to fold it into itself. Much simpler.

Hmm. A Klein box. I like it. Let's see origami top that!
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Postby Jake R on Tue Jan 01, 2008 4:42 pm

A unique idea?

... how about a shiny hole? As in, the hole ITSELF shines? I'm pretty sure that's unique...

... not good enough? Okay, if you step inside the hole and sing Bohemian Rhapsody better than the original Queen version, world peace will be instantly achieved. Good luck! =)
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