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The tasteful image thread.

Postby Doomsayer on Thu Sep 20, 2007 5:23 pm

So, I was browsing the internet, and came across some incredibly well-drawn pieces of art, which gave me the idea of starting this thread.

Basically, post anything which you like (it can be either drawn by yourself, or found elsewhere).

In order to prevent this having the same fate of the Random Image Thread, however, the following rules will be in place:

-One image per post.
It makes it easier for everyone when you don't have to scroll through large slabs of pictures just to get to the next post. In addition, if the picture you are wanting to post is particularly large (either in terms of file-size, or actual dimensions), post a link to it instead.

-Tasteful pictures only
Anything featuring pornography, excessive violence, or incredible idiocy will not be tolerated. Neither will 4chan memes. This forum is PG-13, so let's keep it that way.


Let it begin!

I'll start with this Futurama picture.
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It's just a jump to the left... then a step to the ri-i-i-i-i-ight! Put your hands on your hips... and bring your knees in ti-i-igt!

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Postby Burningblood on Thu Sep 20, 2007 5:39 pm

Fishys!
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Postby Doomsayer on Thu Sep 20, 2007 5:46 pm

It's fine :)

This next one came, strangely enough, from 4chan's /b/... and now it's sitting as my background.

It's also a good example of what I implied by a big picture >_<
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It's just a jump to the left... then a step to the ri-i-i-i-i-ight! Put your hands on your hips... and bring your knees in ti-i-igt!

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Postby Burningblood on Thu Sep 20, 2007 5:57 pm

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Postby NumberFourtyThree on Thu Sep 20, 2007 6:13 pm

Posting one of the strips from the comic I made a thread about last week. Had to look through them to find one without excessive violence or swear words though.
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Postby Drow Bunny on Thu Sep 20, 2007 7:02 pm

"Tasteful" kinda implies much, though. I was gonna wait for another month before trying to restart this. Oh well, technically, I would have posted this image (warning: SFW).

Instead, I'll go with this. Who's eyes have the more awesome power?

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Postby NumberFourtyThree on Thu Sep 20, 2007 7:10 pm

Technically two image files, but they join seamlessly
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Postby Drow Bunny on Thu Sep 20, 2007 8:02 pm

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Postby NumberFourtyThree on Thu Sep 20, 2007 10:18 pm

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43's current site picks:
The Onion: America's finest news source (actually, it's hillarious satire pretending to be a newspaper. Many things on that site have made me laugh over the years.)
One Manga: contains many manga series free to read online. Good interface and extensive database.
Not Always Right: Hilarious anecdotes of customers at various businesses doing incredibly stupid things. Made me laugh many times reading through the archives.
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal: Hilarious and often outrageous single panel comic. I often post strips from this in the image thread.
Venbrux.com: Contains several games made by some guy. Most (though not quite all) of these are pretty entertaining and worth playing.

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If there's one thing I know, it's everything.
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Postby Drow Bunny on Thu Sep 20, 2007 10:56 pm

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Postby NumberFourtyThree on Fri Sep 21, 2007 9:54 am

Box art from the first mech-based tactical rpg released in the US:
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Postby AlmostReadytoFly on Fri Sep 21, 2007 11:13 am

The tasty image thread, you say?

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Yes, it's a weak pun and a reposted photo, but it's the first time I made cheesecake, so :P
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Postby Vene on Fri Sep 21, 2007 11:17 am

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Postby metzger on Fri Sep 21, 2007 12:11 pm

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Postby kgirl1992 on Fri Sep 21, 2007 3:18 pm

I need to find a good pic befor I post this but *GLOMP* thank you for starting a new pic thread Doomsayer *double glomps*

http://tmi-comic.com/istrip_files/strips/20070915.jpg

its from a comic this one is really funny but some of them have parshale nudaty but I don't think any of them are worst then EGS

EDIT: actually I just realised most of the nudaty is sexual and thers lots of talking about sex so just be warned
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Postby Drow Bunny on Fri Sep 21, 2007 7:47 pm



Gods bless Todd Lockwood. The best (and almost only) artist I've seen who draws Drizzt to look young.

Explanation: Drizzt is a drow. Drow are elves, which in Forgotten Realms terms means a maximum lifespan of about 700 years (no drow ever survives to that age before unnatural death, but that's beside the point), sorta making them dogs in reverse. Drizzt, by the end of Hunter's Blades, is around seventy years old. Granted, Drizzt by that point has the emotional maturity and wisdom of a fifty-something year-old, but...

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Postby NumberFourtyThree on Fri Sep 21, 2007 8:24 pm

kgirl1992 wrote:I need to find a good pic befor I post this but *GLOMP* thank you for starting a new pic thread Doomsayer *double glomps*

http://tmi-comic.com/istrip_files/strips/20070915.jpg

its from a comic this one is really funny but some of them have parshale nudaty but I don't think any of them are worst then EGS

EDIT: actually I just realised most of the nudaty is sexual and thers lots of talking about sex so just be warned


I think you are mistaken. I read that strip and it always avoids showing actual nudity (though it has sexual situations sometimes, and occasionally someone is scantily clad, but the important areas are always hidden.) You also made an odd choice by picking a strip that is essentially from a series of gag fillers that is totally unrelated to the real storyline. Anyway, the actual storyline comics of that are interesting in that they usually contain humor in most strips, but they also deal with quite serious issues, such as abortion and eating disorders. For instance:
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The Onion: America's finest news source (actually, it's hillarious satire pretending to be a newspaper. Many things on that site have made me laugh over the years.)
One Manga: contains many manga series free to read online. Good interface and extensive database.
Not Always Right: Hilarious anecdotes of customers at various businesses doing incredibly stupid things. Made me laugh many times reading through the archives.
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal: Hilarious and often outrageous single panel comic. I often post strips from this in the image thread.
Venbrux.com: Contains several games made by some guy. Most (though not quite all) of these are pretty entertaining and worth playing.

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Postby Drow Bunny on Fri Sep 21, 2007 11:28 pm

I have come to a conclusion: screw Google image search. I'm just gonna go straight to DeviantArt when I look.

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Postby NumberFourtyThree on Fri Sep 21, 2007 11:40 pm

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43's current site picks:
The Onion: America's finest news source (actually, it's hillarious satire pretending to be a newspaper. Many things on that site have made me laugh over the years.)
One Manga: contains many manga series free to read online. Good interface and extensive database.
Not Always Right: Hilarious anecdotes of customers at various businesses doing incredibly stupid things. Made me laugh many times reading through the archives.
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal: Hilarious and often outrageous single panel comic. I often post strips from this in the image thread.
Venbrux.com: Contains several games made by some guy. Most (though not quite all) of these are pretty entertaining and worth playing.

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Postby metzger on Sat Sep 22, 2007 2:07 am

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Postby Author-Man on Sat Sep 22, 2007 2:58 am

Hopefully some rules will mean that this thread won't turn into the ultimate evil like the last one. In the meantime, let's jump the bandwagon with Cave Story art! Huzzah!

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Postby Valgaav on Sat Sep 22, 2007 6:40 am

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Postby kgirl1992 on Sat Sep 22, 2007 7:11 am

NumberFourtyThree wrote:
kgirl1992 wrote:I need to find a good pic befor I post this but *GLOMP* thank you for starting a new pic thread Doomsayer *double glomps*

http://tmi-comic.com/istrip_files/strips/20070915.jpg

its from a comic this one is really funny but some of them have parshale nudaty but I don't think any of them are worst then EGS

EDIT: actually I just realised most of the nudaty is sexual and thers lots of talking about sex so just be warned


I think you are mistaken. I read that strip and it always avoids showing actual nudity (though it has sexual situations sometimes, and occasionally someone is scantily clad, but the important areas are always hidden.) You also made an odd choice by picking a strip that is essentially from a series of gag fillers that is totally unrelated to the real storyline. Anyway, the actual storyline comics of that are interesting in that they usually contain humor in most strips, but they also deal with quite serious issues, such as abortion and eating disorders. For instance:
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I couldnt remember how bad it was and I thought it would be better to say it was a little worst then it is and I like "brains"
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