TF Saber [Mayhem Fanfic, One-shot]

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TF Saber [Mayhem Fanfic, One-shot]

Postby Jesse_God_of_Awesome on Thu Aug 16, 2007 11:17 am

Berk sighed. He looked down at the brown cloaked owl known as GA Jedi.

"So let me get this straight," The Mayhem Moderator said, "You invented a TF Lightsaber and TF Midichlorines. Burning Blood, the resident Deadpool fan, gets his hands on both. Injects himself with the Midichlorines and runs of with the Saber and goes on a TF rampage. Our TF Guns prove useless against him, even turned against us by deflecting the beams back at us, and TF Grenades are short circuited by TF Lightning."

"Well, we do have one person working on this," Tedd, now a girl as a victim of BB's rampage, assured.

"Who? Squata is a little too much for a guy with a TF Saber, and everyone else can't touch 'im with their Guns. Don't tell me you sent Squata on him," The mod pleaded.

"Nope," GA scratched his feathery head as he tried to remember who they sent, "Some guy with an afro and a golden bat."

"Oh for Shive's sake," Berk muttered, resting his face in his hand, "Why Jesse?"

"He's the one of the few with a melee TF weapon, his bat," Sage said, "That, and he was first to vollunteer. He was quite eager to prove himself. I do hope he suceeds in subduing Blood."

"Yeah, this needs to end soon," Berk agreed.

"Not only that, but if Blood got his hands on Jesse's weapon, it could spell trouble."

"Why? It isn't that powerful."

"Not by itself, but Jesse once spoke of its ability to fuse with another weapon if both are held by one person."

"Well, I'm sure Jesse wouldn't let BB take his-"


A golden saber slashed through the assembled four. GA begame a Psionic Owlbear, Berk was turned into the blue clay thing of his avatar, Sage become John Colbert, and Tess was now wearing only her multi-shaded green panties.

"Chimichanga! Chimichanga!" The Deadpool-clad man known as Burning Blood cried as he ran past his four latest victims, carrying a golden TF Saber

"Come back here with my Bat!" Jessica, Goddess of Awesome, demanded as she ran after him.

"Oh, for Shive's sake," Berk muttered, resting his clay face in his clay hand, "Why me?"
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Postby Author-Man on Thu Aug 16, 2007 12:19 pm

BWAHAHAHAHA! Oh, man, you're good at making me laugh, Jesse.
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Postby Blinkdog on Thu Aug 16, 2007 12:21 pm

Gave me a laugh it did.
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Postby Atashi-Cloud on Thu Aug 16, 2007 1:23 pm

Gave me a laugh as well...Jesse, I applaud you for your stories. I was waiting for another one ever since the 'Color of her panties' story.^^;;
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Postby Cheez on Thu Aug 16, 2007 1:29 pm

:D Funnier than a hill of lairiers. 'Tis velly grood.
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Postby Amon Star on Fri Aug 17, 2007 10:30 am

And lo, the prophets did say, that upon this day, there would be many lulz.

In other words, a good story.
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Postby OzLionHeart on Fri Aug 17, 2007 10:35 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:

'Tis good indeed. Any plans for a sequel? It seems like it deserves one somehow.
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Postby A Fan on Fri Aug 17, 2007 11:02 am

May: Hmm. Melee TF weapons, eh? Time for beam-axes!

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