Fort Mayhem! Created to Protect The Goonish Worlds!

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Fort Mayhem! Created to Protect The Goonish Worlds!

Postby KylenPhylar on Wed Apr 25, 2007 8:58 pm

On the outskirts of Mayhem and EGS Main, to the Left of the Interdimensional Bar, sits Fort Mayhem. This massive fort holds the multiverse's largest non-weaponspace storage of Bunny Weapons. Lined with traps, it's halls are deadly to any General Kylen and Commander-In-Cheif Berk decide are against Truth, Comics, and The Mayhem Way.

The barracks are home to some of Mayhems most feirce, non-knight, non-Squata fighters. All are trained in shape shifting, as so that TFing doesnt' effect them.

It is truly a magnificent sight, surpassed by none in the EGSverse.

Currently recruiting all Muses, General Forum characters, Authors, Avatars, and anyone not Squata.
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Postby ChroniclerC on Wed Apr 25, 2007 9:03 pm

*sits in a corner, strumming his mandolin* For those who don't know what we're arming for, I would advise browsing through this thread.
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Postby Dirty Dirty Catgirl on Wed Apr 25, 2007 9:06 pm

*peeks in*

Ummm...

do you have a place for a little ol' catgirl like me...? :shifty: :nervous:
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Postby Author-Man on Wed Apr 25, 2007 9:07 pm

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Postby whackamole2 on Wed Apr 25, 2007 9:07 pm

Brunet author-boy and 21-year-old Whackamole reporting for duty.
The lanky, somewhat androgynous teen fondles a light TF-sniper rifle. "What're you thinking we need to defend Mayhem from, Ky? I thought the... threat... had passed."
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Postby Dirty Dirty Catgirl on Wed Apr 25, 2007 9:08 pm

LOEAM......?
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Postby KylenPhylar on Wed Apr 25, 2007 9:11 pm

"So long as The EOU have interdimentional capability, there will be a threat. There is room for everyone. How ever, I doubt many of our TF weapons will help. We may actually have to use deadly force on them. Luckly, AuthorKy, being out scout on the outside world, in the world of Authors, has been...scouting what has been happening." General Kylen said, patting his sword slightly.
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Postby ThatCanadianDude on Wed Apr 25, 2007 9:14 pm

"Private Warth, reporting for duty, sir!"

A man with a soul patch and pair of sunglasses, dressed like a stereotypical General.

"YOU MAGOT! When you address me, the first AND last words out of your filthy sewers will be SIR!"

"Sir, yes sir! Sorry, sir! Please do not hurt me, sir!"

"That's more like it..."
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Postby Dirty Dirty Catgirl on Wed Apr 25, 2007 9:15 pm

I'm jus' a little catgirl, but I can carry a gun and pull a trigger...

What do you need me to do?
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Postby whackamole2 on Wed Apr 25, 2007 9:28 pm

WhackanAuthor (as the brunet is forevermore known,) gives DDC something generically explosive-looking. "Use this." He puts down the TFG himself, taking one of the generic explosives in hand.
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Postby Drayco on Wed Apr 25, 2007 9:29 pm

*my moogly self pops in on a floating blue cloud* *salute*
Ready, willing, and able Reality Mage at your service. And I have two and a half muses, and several extra personality fragments on hold just incase... aw heck.
*snap*
*Drayco appears in a poof of blue smoke*

Drayco: Hey, might wanna get Anti-me here too. He's got more firepower.

Art/Me: Hrm, guess he couldn't hurt. Well, couldn't hurt US, at least... *snap* *AntiDrayco (mostly like that, at least) pops in too, though instead of a cloud of blue smoke, he appears in a poof of red blood mist, which leaves a small stain on the ground when it falls*

AntiDrayco: 'sup. Who needs killing?

Art/Me: Umm... chill. They aren't here yet.

AntiDrayco: 'k. *sits against a wall and takes a catnap until violence is readily available*
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Postby Dirty Dirty Catgirl on Wed Apr 25, 2007 9:33 pm

Oooooooo! A 'splodie!
*Huggles GE*

Can I blow things up yet?
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Postby ChroniclerC on Wed Apr 25, 2007 9:39 pm

*waves to Whack* Hey ArtMoogle, I thought Roan was essentially the anti-Drayco, what with the being on the other shoulder and all. As for myself, a bard can only do so much. But the story is not a static thing, a new hero might appear... *plays a few different chords on his mandolin, each one conjuring a figment of a different character*
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Postby KylenPhylar on Wed Apr 25, 2007 9:43 pm

The main screen turn on.

"Someone send us signal." Vortex Fleet Admirl Ceryl says, hitting buttons

AuthorKyGreg appears on the screen.

"Agent bunny is still on the loose. He must be found and put out. TFSheilds will help much in the upcoming fights. May the Shive be with you."
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Postby whackamole2 on Wed Apr 25, 2007 9:53 pm

*Waves to CC as well* *Smaks the button on his Arrakeen belt, projecting a modified Shield*
"It blocks projectiles going faster than 9 CM/Sec, and deflects TF beams."
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Postby KylenPhylar on Wed Apr 25, 2007 9:58 pm

Damien runs about the base. For those who don't know, Damien is AuthorKygreg's Ultimate Evil Muse. He's helping because if the Goonverse is taken over, he can't take over/do evil his way. He's just making sure all the weaponry is set to "Kill or Maim."
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Postby Drayco on Wed Apr 25, 2007 9:59 pm

ChroniclerC wrote:*waves to Whack* Hey ArtMoogle, I thought Roan was essentially the anti-Drayco, what with the being on the other shoulder and all.


Roan's the other shoulder, yeah. He's my conscience, sorta. Very sorta.
But AntiDrayco is like... Drayco with less moral obligations. He's also epic-uber. >.>; The Anti is more for Antihero.

Drayco: Yeah, and here in my muse form, my main power is Costume Change Combat. I can mod my outfit into anything the moogle thinks up, and thus gain their powers. Watch. *whips a red sash out of nowhere, and then spins and whirls it around his neck into a long trailing scarf. His outfit changes instantly to look like Strider Hiryu, and the Cypher blade appears in his hand*
Strider Drayco: See? Being a muse rocks. You should see some of the other ones we've thought up. Not as purely powerful as Anti-me, but it's damn versatile, and some of the cooler forms are pretty scary. ^^;

Yeah, seriously. Name something, and I'll see what I can do. ^^;
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Postby Dirty Dirty Catgirl on Wed Apr 25, 2007 10:00 pm

Mmmm...
Maim and Bacon...

Agent Bunny? Is it a spy? How will we find them out...?
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Postby anti-paragon on Wed Apr 25, 2007 10:01 pm

Ann calmly cleans her magnum, ears twitching towards any noises nearby as she quietly surveys over the bunnies... wondering if the traitor is already amongst us...
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Postby KylenPhylar on Wed Apr 25, 2007 10:04 pm

Saasha is...well...Lets just say Damien is even staying away from her. you DONT" try to piss off a romance muse...bad idea.

Lucien is helping out Damien, cause he's the Pure Good version.
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Postby ThatCanadianDude on Wed Apr 25, 2007 10:05 pm

And it this moment, 3 muses entered.

"5, buddy!"

Alright, 5, although you can only see 3.

One is wearing what appears to be a plunger on his head, and is wearing a t-shirt and is holding an old single action army. while the second has sunglasses and military style outfit and hair cut, complete with short shorts, and is weilding a knife. Between the 2, they carry a table, on which sits a block of tofu. Behind them floats a pale man with a black cape, drapped over him in a mysterious fasion. And that's it... no 2 others.

Then the general steps forward.

"Ah, you've arrived. Walter, Biff, Virgil, Invisible Bob, and Block of Tofu. Did you make the trip alright?"
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Postby jfan999 on Wed Apr 25, 2007 10:06 pm

Agent bunny is a spy sent by EOU to infiltrate the forums after I explained that forums act as a kind of shield from invasion. It was thought that Death Bunny was agent bunny but my amazing attorney skills have gotten him the not guilty verdict.
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Postby Kum-El on Wed Apr 25, 2007 10:10 pm

Well, I'm already in this up to my big red 'S' over in the main forums, so like heck you arn't getting me here too.

The Muse is around somewhere...
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Postby Drayco on Wed Apr 25, 2007 10:12 pm

KylenPhylar wrote:Saasha is...well...Lets just say Damien is even staying away from her. you DONT" try to piss off a romance muse...bad idea.


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Postby KylenPhylar on Wed Apr 25, 2007 10:13 pm

There will be no breach! The EGSVerse SHALL BE PROTECTED!

*authorKy hits a button*

*Base transforms into Super Base of Death to All EOU*
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