Keenspot

by **Piebunny** on Wed Oct 25, 2006 9:57 pm

*KSSSHKT* "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. It has come to my attention that we are all about to suffer painful fiery death. If you would all please do up your seatbelts, it will make it a lot easier to identify your bodies. That is all. Oh, and thanks for flying with El Cheapo Airlines."

((Now. Run with it.))

by **Cameo** on Wed Oct 25, 2006 10:02 pm

*unbuckles seatbelt, stands up in the aisle, takes suitcase out of overhead bin* Alright, who wants shrink soda?

*is greeted with puzzled looks* At least in theory, sufficiently small living things can't get hurt by falling.

by **clawlikedragon** on Wed Oct 25, 2006 10:15 pm

*Takes out a 24 pack of TF Soda (Anthro Bird-girl Flavour)* It's a good thing i always take a pack of TF Soda for just an occasion.

by **Piebunny** on Wed Oct 25, 2006 10:15 pm

BRILLIANT! What else you got in there?

by **TeddVerres** on Wed Oct 25, 2006 10:21 pm

"Dammit... Oh well, I was gonna die in a month anyways.... just a sec, my cell phones ringing.... Hey, Doc, what's up?.... You mean they where wrong?.... I don't have cancer? SWEET! I'm gonna live..... oh shit..."

by **Cameo** on Wed Oct 25, 2006 10:21 pm

*looks* 24 foot-long titanium sporks, Transformation Technology for Dummies, a LED flashlight, a disassembled Lego spaceship, a smacky-stick and a TF gun.

by **clawlikedragon** on Wed Oct 25, 2006 10:24 pm

Hmmm *Pulls out of my pockets, firstly an anti-gravity mat to put this stuff on, multiple guns and pieces of weaponry, a scuba suit, a shark cage, a bag of acorns, a fire extiguisher, two pregnant snakes, a one thousand tonne weight, a radiation proof suit, a glider and a UFO* I like to be prepared

by **Piebunny** on Wed Oct 25, 2006 10:25 pm

"Hmmm.... It's either the anthrobirdgirl soda or the shrink soda."

"Wait. You didn't mention you had UFOs and gliders BEFORE?"

by **VOR** on Wed Oct 25, 2006 10:29 pm

Meanwhile, Aboard the Hammer o' Justice:

Computer: Sir, it looks like your terrorist plot to crash the plane by implanting a "Stupidmaker 6000" in the pilot's head is gonna get foiled.

ChibiMe: WHAT?! That's the second foiled plot TODAY! What am I doing wrong?!

Computer: I dunno. Anyway, it looks like they're gonna try and shrink so the fall doesn't hurt them.

ChibiMe: ...doesn't matter how small you shrink, a couple tons of exploding jet fuel's gonna hurt you.

Computer: True...shall I fire lasers at the crash site to be safe?

ChibiMe: No, no...let's not have it be directly tieable to us. Is this cape on properly?

Computer: No, it's inside out.

ChibiMe: ...blast, you're right. (*Goes back into changing room.*)

by **KylenPhylar** on Wed Oct 25, 2006 10:32 pm

*mean while, On Vampire Class ship The Alucard*

Rachel V: We have the Hammer O' Justice in range, Ken.

Ken Miller: Good. Don't let it know we are about to make major moola by blowing it up, or that we're here.

Hearld: Yes sir.

by **Piebunny** on Wed Oct 25, 2006 10:33 pm

MEANWHILE, BACK ON THE PLANE....

Piebunny: OK. here's the plan so far. We drink the soda and shrink to doll size. Next, we charge the cockpit and take control of the plane.

Random Passenger: How do you suppose we do that when we're doll-sized?

Piebunny: Can you come up with a better plan?

Passenger:..... No sir.

Piebunny: Good. Now drink that soda.

by **CPUX** on Wed Oct 25, 2006 10:35 pm

This thread needs this pic:

I have an idea. Quick, someone grab a TF gun and zap me with some sort of bird hybrid form! Preferably a bird that can fly!

by **clawlikedragon** on Wed Oct 25, 2006 10:35 pm

<Back> Well, The UFO is out of fuel, and the glider holds one person... Oh Wait a minute *Pulls out a giant dragon with wings that only barely fits in the corridor* That's where you were, sorry, you can have your food afterwards, Anyone wanna go dragon riding?

by **Piebunny** on Wed Oct 25, 2006 10:36 pm

I think the dragon's dead.....

by **clawlikedragon** on Wed Oct 25, 2006 10:37 pm

*Dragon Roars, cracking some of the windows* No, she's very much alive...

by **Piebunny** on Wed Oct 25, 2006 10:40 pm

UNFORTUNATELY, THE ADDED WEIGHT OF THE DRAGON MAKES THE PLANE PLUMMET FASTER TOWARDS THE SEA, WHICH IS IN TOTAL VIOLATION OF THE LAWS OF PHYSICS, BUT WHAT THE HELL. THE CRASH IS NOW MERE SECONDS AWAY.

Don't you just love that voice-over? Oh, and AAAAAARGH!

by **Cameo** on Wed Oct 25, 2006 10:40 pm

...hm. Could you get it to roar again? *downs a can of shrink soda*

by **clawlikedragon** on Wed Oct 25, 2006 10:43 pm

Damn, she always does this *Puts Dragon bag into pocket, and takes out a Dagon Staff, and then Blows a large hole in the plane, then gets in the glider* So long suckers, well not really, since you have the shrink/bird girl soda, so, oh well *escapes*

by **Piebunny** on Wed Oct 25, 2006 10:45 pm

*also downs a can of shrink soda and waits*

by **Cameo** on Wed Oct 25, 2006 10:49 pm

*shrinkety-shrink*

*switches from Cameo-the-character to Cameo-the-author form, therefore gaining a lovely pair of wingies*

by **Piebunny** on Wed Oct 25, 2006 10:52 pm

*shrinks* OK! I have a plan! Grab onto your shirt and use it as a parachute! *notices Cameo's wings* Or fly. Whatever. *grabs shirt and jumps out of plane*

by **Cameo** on Wed Oct 25, 2006 10:56 pm

*takes off, headed for the big hole... and only then does she realise how very naked she is*

EEP! *frantically tries to cover up*

by **Piebunny** on Wed Oct 25, 2006 10:59 pm

*lets shirt unfurl as parachute* Hey... is that an island? *steers for island*

by **clawlikedragon** on Wed Oct 25, 2006 11:07 pm

*Some thing posesses plane* What the F***?
Boss Battle: Giant Posessed Airplane- El Cheapo 6000/6000 hp
Clawlikedragon- 600/600 Status- Controlling Glider
Cameo- 90/90 Status- Author Form, Shruken (High Dodge rate, Low Max HP)
PieBunny- 50/50 Status- Unable to attack with hands, Shrunken(High Dodge rate, Low max HP)
*Attacks Plane with Weaponry- 200 Damage*
Survive 10 turns to win (land on Island)
Edited...

by **Piebunny** on Wed Oct 25, 2006 11:11 pm

((Dude. Not Ed. Piebunny. Plus, Cameo and I are six inches tall.))

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