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I haven't written many because it's difficult to get the innuendo just right. But this, I think is just right.
Dan owns these characters. I just play with them. Hehehe.
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The Happy Pure Fics
Overheard Again
By
Joshua Trujillo
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She started humming again. Susan glared to the side at her blonde friend as they walked along to the store. Sarah looked so comfortable wearing a pink skirt and fuzzy yellow sweater. So girly. Susan felt something. She didn't think it was jealousy, but perhaps because of the ease which Sarah wore her gender, there was a twinge. Just a twinge. Ostentiably, they would pick up Justin, Elliot and Nanase from the store, then head over for a pizza a movie night at Tedd's house. Tedd was making the pizza, but Grace gave assurances that he wouldn't do anything to it.
"You're humming again."
Sarah stopped and giggled. Susan sighed and shook her head at the questioning return look. Many things had changed between them all after the party. They hadn't talked about it or shared their experiences, but she could tell. Between her and Justin, things were certainly...different. A good kind of different, she thought. She stepped up and opened the door. Sarah bounced through, but two kids ran out, terrified looks on their faces. Great. Nanase and her illusions again. Susan stepped into the shop and stopped. Nanase stood behind the counter, happily greeting Sarah.
"Nanase, what's with the-"
Susan's question got cut off as a voice came from the back room.
"No, you're doing it wrong!"
Susan blinked. That sounded like Elliot.
"Are they back there?" Sarah asked.
"Yeah-" Nanase stopped Susan. "No! Don't go back there! Justin's working on something special. He won't tell me what it is either, but he said that Elliot could help."
Nanase shrugged as Elliot's voice came to them this time.
"What if I got some butter?"
The three of them looked at each other. Nanase turned to the back room.
"Do you guys need help?" she yelled.
A moment of silence and whispered voices.
"No," Elliot said back. "Thanks, though!"
"Look," Justin said. "What if I just shoved it in further?"
"No!" Elliot said. "You might tear something."
Susan felt her eye twitch.
"Butter might help-"
"No, Elliot. Butter will only make it greasy. I don't want it greasy and neither will Susan."
Sarah and Nanase looked to Susan, all their eyes wide. Susan began to blush heavily. Sarah pointed to her and mouthed something, but Susan shook her head vehemently.
"Yeah," Elliot sighed. "I don't think Sarah would like it greasy either. But it is tight."
Sarah took her turn to blush. She buried her head in her hands.
Justin grunted harshly.
"It won't come out."
"Why'd you put it in there in the first place?" Elliot groused. "I told you it was a dumb idea. I mean, shouldn't Susan have been the first?"
"I wanted to make sure mine would fit!" Justin grunted again. "It's more fun with two people, ya know? I just didn't think it would - mmmrph - be this - oof - hard!"
Sarah growled as a hammer lept to her hands. Susan grabbed the handle as Sarah hefted it over her head, holding the blonde back.
"Guys?" Nanase said again. "Sarah and Susan are here and can hear everything you say..."
"...so?" Elliot said. "We're just playing around back here. We'll be out in a minute, Sarah, okay? Justin, quit pushing so hard, you're only making it worse."
"But..." Justin grunted hard again. "I want it to come-"
"Just relax!"
"Come on!"
"Justin," Elliot said. "Take a breath. I think you're overdoing it anyway. Maybe if you pushed it in a little more, it would come-"
"Oh yeah!" Justin chuckled. "There it goes."
"Whoo, finally out," Elliot laughed. "That was easy. Now, have we learned our lesson?"
"Yeah, not to stick put my fingers where they don't belong?"
"Dude..." Elliot snickered. "That sounded so wrong."
Elliot and Justin came out of the back room and stopped. Nanase rubbed the bridge of her nose, her hand at her hip. On the floor, Sarah had passed out, Susan on top of her, hammers in both of their hands. Both of them had blushed so heavily, they looked sunburnt.
"What the Hell were you two doing in there?" Nanase fought back her own blush.
Elliot bent to Sarah, who held her head as she sat up.
"I got my finger stuck," Justin held up a thin, multicolored tube. "Elliot warned me not to do that, but, well..."
He held the back of his head as he chuckled.
"They were supposed to be party favors, ya know?" Elliot shook his head.
"You mean..." Susan muttered as she got to her feet. "You two didn't- what you were saying...it was over Chinese finger puzzles?!"
Susan shouted an incoherent blurt of rage as two large mallets appeared.
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