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Re: Advanced Genie Training

Postby Youwillneverknow on Fri Mar 07, 2008 7:01 pm

rating: 5

granted, you get turned into a gorilla

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Re: Advanced Genie Training

Postby NumberFourtyThree on Fri Mar 07, 2008 10:11 pm

Rating: that would be stronger than a lot more than 85% of the population. Your penalty: I send a gorrilla to pick you up and throw you as far as he can.

Granted, but has been dead for two weeks and is quite smelly and inedible.

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Re: Advanced Genie Training

Postby Helseth on Sat Mar 08, 2008 1:26 am

Rating 6:10 a bit obvious

Granted. this causes your other senses to decrease by 99%

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Re: Advanced Genie Training

Postby Youwillneverknow on Sun Mar 09, 2008 9:23 am

Rating: 6/10 a bit unbalanced

Granted; but after getting it, bow and arrows are outlawed. Since you refuse to surrender your new weapon, you must live on the run killing to surivive.

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Re: Advanced Genie Training

Postby Haylo on Sun Mar 09, 2008 3:53 pm

Excellent blending of imagination and tradition – 8/10.

Granted! You have a pet king cobra named “Ermine”. He has beautiful scales and ... Ouch! Goodbye cruel world...

I wish my pet black cat brought good luck (perhaps by directing the bad luck she controls to only attack truly evil people).
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Re: Advanced Genie Training

Postby NumberFourtyThree on Sun Mar 09, 2008 8:08 pm

rating: an unusual choice. For that I award thee an umbrella that conceals a sword inside the handle.

Granted, but she only grants good luck to herself. You keep getting mice infestations and finding injured birds coming to your property. I won't go into details about the crash of the truck carrying fish that happens.

I wish that whenever I rolled a six sided die it would come up a 6 10% more often than chance would normally cause.
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Re: Advanced Genie Training

Postby Youwillneverknow on Tue Mar 11, 2008 9:01 pm

Rating: 8/10 nice cat trick

Granted: but after playing 20 games with Stephen Hawking he realizes that you have a loaded die, so he shoots you with a gun built into his wheelchair, now your his chair buddy.

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Re: Advanced Genie Training

Postby NumberFourtyThree on Mon Mar 17, 2008 7:16 pm

rating: uh, ok.... you get as a reward a small metal piece of something that you can't identify.

Uh, granted, he curses you with bad luck and hallucinations. (come on now, try wishes that actually provide a benefit to you so they can actually be "twisted".)

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Re: Advanced Genie Training

Postby Youwillneverknow on Mon Mar 17, 2008 9:07 pm

Rating:5/10 it could have been so much more

Granted: but having 230 trophies in your room make you seem conceited so people dont want to spend time with you any more

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Re: Advanced Genie Training

Postby NumberFourtyThree on Tue Mar 18, 2008 8:20 am

rating: uh, you don't know anything about smash bros. do you?

Granted, but she happens to have several infectious diseases that are transmissible by kissing.

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Re: Advanced Genie Training

Postby Youwillneverknow on Tue Mar 18, 2008 7:19 pm

rating: 7/10

Granted: but you only get to own it for one day, since that day is when your audited, it counts as property pushing you into a larger taz bracket, thereby reducing your disposable income

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Re: Advanced Genie Training

Postby Dame HelenNet on Sun Mar 23, 2008 11:59 am

Rating: Oooh, good use of taxes! Lose a point for the typo and using a foil that isn't relevant to the younger bunnies. 8/10

Granted: The genii grabs onto your typo and gives you a haunted mask that NOBODY wants, thus making it the least hunted mask in the world. You now have the ghost of Cute Things That Never Existed haunting you, singing trite little jingles that only you can hear that remind you only of insipid children's shows wherever you go.

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Re: Advanced Genie Training

Postby Youwillneverknow on Sun Mar 23, 2008 7:07 pm

Rating: nice twist with the typo, but typos are such a weak mean of twisting 8/10

Granted, but your immune system is so powerful the absolutely nothing can get by it. the lack of nutrients turn you into a very weak person and you our unable to procreate. Because light can not penetrate your eyeball, you are rendering blind, as is sound in your ear. Now you can no longer sense where you are or strengthen you. soon you are on death's door, but not even death can reach you, so you spend all eternity waiting

I wish for rain that will not harm me
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Re: Advanced Genie Training

Postby Dame HelenNet on Sun Mar 23, 2008 8:21 pm

Rating: Poor, your understanding of the immune system is weak. 3/10

Granted, you are no longer affected by rain at all. You are no longer affected by any sort of water at all, in fact. This means you can no longer take in the hydration your body needs...welcome to a nice, slow, painful death. Enjoy the hallucinations.

I wish I had wifi access everywhere.
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Re: Advanced Genie Training

Postby Youwillneverknow on Sun Mar 23, 2008 9:00 pm

Rating: 6/10

Granted: but the Wi-Fi access is very unsecured so people keep breaking into your computer to messing around with it

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Re: Advanced Genie Training

Postby Dame HelenNet on Mon Apr 07, 2008 10:38 pm

WISH RECURSION ERROR!

Your wish is nullified.

I wish for those stupid Century 21 jackets weren't so obnoxiously yellow.
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Re: Advanced Genie Training

Postby Youwillneverknow on Wed Apr 09, 2008 8:37 pm

Ranking: Unused

Granted, now there bright neon green with fluorescent purple spots

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Re: Advanced Genie Training

Postby NumberFourtyThree on Wed Apr 09, 2008 9:11 pm

Rating: eh, you could have done more with that wish. I give you a rating of Ohio.

Granted, A cheap cell-phone replaces part of your brain. The result is quite fatal, and there is no way to use the phone what with it being encased in the remaining parts of your brain.

I wish for ten pounds of gold (and nothing else) to appear on top of my kitchen table.
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Re: Advanced Genie Training

Postby Piebunny on Wed Apr 09, 2008 10:25 pm

Rating: Nicely evil.

Granted. The gold comes from Fort Knox, and is stamped with serial numbers. You are arrested and locked away for a long time.

I wish that you, the genie, would understand and grant exactly what I mean by this and every future wish, without tampering with the wishes in any way.
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Re: Advanced Genie Training

Postby Youwillneverknow on Thu Apr 10, 2008 1:53 pm

Rating: 6/10

Granted: but since this is a very evil genie, the wishes are twisted into evil worse and more horrible manifestations

I wish i saw my deepest darkest fear
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Re: Advanced Genie Training

Postby NumberFourtyThree on Thu Apr 10, 2008 7:41 pm

rating: huh?

Granted, you see it because it is approaching you and about to kill you.

I wish for the ability to magically heal injuries by touching them.
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Re: Advanced Genie Training

Postby Youwillneverknow on Fri Apr 11, 2008 7:26 pm

Rating: 5/10

Granted: but those injuries have to go somewhere so you take them onto yourself

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Re: Advanced Genie Training

Postby NumberFourtyThree on Sat Apr 12, 2008 1:49 pm

rating: you know, I've read multiple works of fiction where someone had a magical power that worked like that. Anyway, I rate you a sprained ankle.

Granted, whenever cheese touches you it shall pass through you as if you weren't there. If cheese is left where your body is you and the cheese shall both remain in place without affecting each other until one is moved. As one consequence of this, if you ever try to eat a food containing cheese, be it pizza, a sandwhich, or maybe just some in a salad, the cheese shall fall through you and separate from the rest of the food and mostly end up on the inside of your clothing. It shall then be difficult to remove as you can't touch it, and putting it in the laundry will then cause all of your clothes to smell like cheese.

I wish for a hundred dollar bill to appear inside my wallet.
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Re: Advanced Genie Training

Postby Youwillneverknow on Sat Apr 12, 2008 7:20 pm

Rating:8

granted: but your wallet appear in my pocket

I wish i was tall
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Re: Advanced Genie Training

Postby NumberFourtyThree on Sat Apr 12, 2008 8:11 pm

Rating: that effect isn't a reasonable consequence of the wish. Do try to twist the wish rather than just adding a random misfortune. I rate you with a two hour lecture on cause and effect.

Granted, though tall is a relative term, so you will still be considered a tall person if I don't change your height at all, but make everyone else on Earth half as tall. Everyone is very annoyed at you for making that wish, and you are promptly lynched.

I wish for immunity to all harm.
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