Last post wins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Amon Star]

Vieux Town

KF-Oz blinked. "Well, that was anticlimactic."

*As soon as Oz finishes...*

*FLASH!**BOOM!* *And repeat continuously

*Yep, the storm is right on top of them now*

[mdm]

Latmerius roared defiance at the storm for no other reason than because he could.

[Amon Star]

Vieux Town

Latmerius roared defiance at the storm for no other reason than because he could.

*The storm answers with an arc of lightning, hitting a metre or so from the group*

*The villagers have returned to shelter*

[Anonymous#1]

porked a sammich to find out of pulled pork really pulls or not

next in line is a fat womans with an embattled broom stick to match with my mop head

[SleepyOrigami]

Origami seeks shelter by hiding behind KF-Oz, burying her face into her back. Spooky storm is spooky.

[OzLionHeart]

Vieux Town
KF-Oz wrapped her tail around Origami in a gesture of reassurance. "Easy there, sweetie. There's not much that storm can do to hurt us."

[Amon Star]

Vieux Town

KF-Oz wrapped her tail around Origami in a gesture of reassurance. "Easy there, sweetie. There's not much that storm can do to hurt us."

*Another arc of lightning, this time mere inches from the group and causing a small explosion to bombard the three dirt and rocks*

[OzLionHeart]

Vieux Town
KF-Oz quickly angled her umbrella to deflect most of the rocks from herself and Origami. She brushed some dirt off her shirt, and looked annoyed.

"I think we should probably head for shelter at this point. We're not really accomplishing anything standing here."

[Anonymous#1]

whoa dude...


where do you get your pot?

[Amon Star]

Above Vieux Town
*Reality rips and tears as a Massive Ball of Yarn appears in the sky*

[OzLionHeart]

KF-Oz glanced up immediately, being sensitive to such things as a rip in reality. "Now what..?"

[Amon Star]

Above Vieux Town

KF-Oz glanced up immediately, being sensitive to such things as a rip in reality. "Now what..?"

*A beam of light shoots down from the Sphere, piercing the cloud cover and striking the group a few feet from the group. Then, the light is gone, but in it's place is a Kitten, wearing a collar with red, flashing LEDs all around it. The feline immediately bolts for the cover of a building*

[OzLionHeart]

Vieux Town
"I think our new arrival there has the right idea," KF-Oz commented.

She quickly herded the others towards the shelter that the kitten had headed for. "Come on, let's get out of this rain."

[Anonymous#1]

chimany chimany chim chim charroooo

where do i find the time to bid you adieuuu

[Amon Star]

Vieux Town
*When the group gets under cover, the rather bedraggled looking kitten will look at them*

"mew"

"WE ARE THE KITTEN. GIVE US WHAT WE WANT, OR WE WILL TAKE IT. RESISTANCE IS FURRY," comes the translation.

[OzLionHeart]

Vieux Town
KF-Oz blinked, then nodded. "Oh, you're with the Kitten Collective. What are you after?"

[Amon Star]

Vieux Town

KF-Oz blinked, then nodded. "Oh, you're with the Kitten Collective. What are you after?"

"mew"

"MILK. CATNIP. SLAVES. POWER. GIVES US ENOUGH OF THESE THINGS AND WE WILL LEAVE. FOR NOW."

[OzLionHeart]

Vieux Town
KF-Oz considered this. "Milk and catnip I think we can arrange. We're fresh out of slaves, though."

[Amon Star]

Vieux Town

KF-Oz considered this. "Milk and catnip I think we can arrange. We're fresh out of slaves, though."

"mew"

"WHAT ABOUT POWER?"

[mdm]

Latmerius had followed Oz, his bolter aimed at the ground.

He stared at the kitten with what amounted to a WTF expression. Of course, his helmet failed to betray this, just as his ceramite armor protected him from the rain.

[OzLionHeart]

Vieux Town
"That," replied KF-Oz, "depends on what kind of power you mean."

[Amon Star]

Vieux Town

"That," replied KF-Oz, "depends on what kind of power you mean."

"mew"

"POWER! POWER TO MAKE US STRONGER. POWER SO WE ARE BETTER PROTECTED. POWER SO WE ARE EVEN MORE FEARED AND TAKE WHAT WE WANT WITH EVEN GREATER EASE!"

[OzLionHeart]

Vieux Town
KF-Oz said nothing for a long moment.

"Power like that has its price," she said quietly. She gave the kitten a Look. "And that price can be far greater than you imagine. As the saying goes: 'Be very careful what you wish for; you might get it.'"

[Amon Star]

Vieux Town

KF-Oz said nothing for a long moment.

"Power like that has its price," she said quietly. She gave the kitten a Look. "And that price can be far greater than you imagine. As the saying goes: 'Be very careful what you wish for; you might get it.'"

"mew"

"WE ARE THE KITTEN, WE WILL NOT BE INTIMIDATED BY A WANNABE. WE HAVE GIVEN OUR TERMS. DO YOU EXCEPT THEM?"

[OzLionHeart]

Vieux Town
"A wannabe, am I?" KF-Oz's tone was dangerously soft. She moved to stand over the kitten. "Very well, then; you want power to be stronger, and to take what you want. Try this on for size."

KF-Oz held a paw over the kitten. The green flames around her body brightened, and a stream of flame poured from her paw, cascading over the kitten, and hiding it in green light.

*FWOOO-*

The light grew, changing shape, becoming larger, taller...

*-OOOSSSHH!!*

A flash of unbearable brightness hid the scene for a moment, then all was revealed.

Where the kitten had been was now a small (and obviously very young) female anthro-kitten, about four feet tall, with pink fur.

"There." KF-Oz stepped back, the glow of her aura fading to its normal level. "You have the power of opposable thumbs, and you're stronger than you were in your normal form."