Last post wins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SleepyOrigami]

OOC: did everyone see the pun before it was lost? Amon said distant flyers were approaching but the shapes could not be made out. So the post went "I can't quite make out those shapes," Origami says, "are they pamphlets or leaflets."

[OzLionHeart]

((I saw it. I would have expected leaflets, given the plant-based character who popped up before. ))

[mdm]

((Yeah, I saw it too.))

[SleepyOrigami]

"Hey hey, KF-Oz," Origami says, "if we are going to battle sharks thingies can I borrow a mermaid costume from your infinite rack of clothing? I've always wanted to try out the mermaid's ancient lyrics technique."

[OzLionHeart]

Vieux Town
KF-Oz blinked at Origami. "...All right. Clothing." *snap*

The Rack of Infinite Clothing appeared, the rain somehow avoiding it altogether, as though it had an invisible roof over it. "Go right ahead."

[SleepyOrigami]

Origami looks through the rack of clothes and takes out a 100% sequined polyester skirt with bottom accents fashioned after a mermaids tail and a matching seaweed boa. She slips the skirt on underneath the dress she is currently wearing and wears the boa like a scarf. She looks silly and the combination of anthrofeline and mermaid features make the joke that she's a catfish too obvious. "I don't even know what my new clothing size is and yet it still fits perfectly," Origami says impressed with the clothing rack, "Thanks".

[OzLionHeart]

Vieux Town
KF-Oz gave Origami an amused look. "You're welcome. Although I don't think that dress goes very well with the mermaid skirt."

[SleepyOrigami]

"Hey now!" Origami says defensively to KF-Oz's criticism, "I'm scared okay? Origami is scared. So to get through this battle (whenever it starts) I'll be someone who isn't afraid. The skirt helps with the illusion. What's wrong with that?"

[OzLionHeart]

KF-Oz blinked in surprise, then hugged Origami. "I'm sorry, sweetie," she said. "I wasn't criticising. There's nothing wrong with being afraid, or wanting to be someone else who isn't."

[SleepyOrigami]

Origami returns the hug and says, "okay, okay. I know you didn't mean it like that. And besides, your point is valid, I don't know much about accessorizing or women's fashion. Lack of practical experience 'm afraid."

[OzLionHeart]

Vieux Town
"Well, I'm no expert myself," said the catgirl who normally favours cargo pants and a T-shirt for most occasions, "but let's see what we can do. And yes, Latmerius, before you ask, I'm aware that this is an odd time to be concerned about fashion, but we have time for it."

She reached for the Rack, and produced a sleeveless top with the imprint of a seashell bra on it. "Try this - it might go better with the skirt."

[SleepyOrigami]

Vieux Town
Origami accepts the shirt. "So, getting naked for the first time?" Origami turns her back to Latmerius and KF-Oz. "I- I can do this," she says closing her eyes. She steps out of her dress, the mermaid skirt underneath still covering her lower half, and slips the shirt on over her head. She peeks an eye open, "that wasn't so bad. Though now that I'm actually wearing a t-shirt in the rain all I can think of is 'wet t-shirt contestant'. Thankfully this isn't a white shirt even if the fur covers all applies."

[OzLionHeart]

KF-Oz chuckled. "I wouldn't do that to you. As you can see, the shirt matches your fur colour, apart from the 'shells' - I thought it might fit with the 'mermaid' effect you're going for."

[Amon Star]

OOC Zone

OOC: did everyone see the pun before it was lost? Amon said distant flyers were approaching but the shapes could not be made out. So the post went "I can't quite make out those shapes," Origami says, "are they pamphlets or leaflets."

I missed it. For shame, me, for shame.

Vieux Island
*And suddenly, the eye of the storm is upon the island. There's still rain, but now it's no more than a gentle drizzle, and the thunder seems muted, somehow. Which is good, as now the flying mantas are circling overhead and singing a sweet serenade, more beautiful than the most enchanting of whale songs. Slowly, the villagers emerge from their homes, so they too can listen to the rays of the air*

[SleepyOrigami]

Vieux Town
"What a lovely siren's song," Origami says looking mesmerized at the flying manta rays.

[Anonymous#1]

I'm pretty sure this is the last post in this thread, and that I win a prize. Possibly, a single internet. I think I've saved enough internets to turn into a werewolf now.

Can anyone moon me really quick?

[Amon Star]

OOC Zone

"What a lovely siren's song," Origami says looking mesmerized at the flying manta rays.

These creatures aren't that big. Or metallic. They just look like normal manta rays.

[ChroniclerC]

OOCZone
GatC: Yup. Perfectly normal flying singing manta rays. *sage nod*

[OzLionHeart]

Vieux Town
KF-Oz enjoyed the song, while keeping a watchful eye on the rays.

It was always a good idea to be cautious around rays, after all. Bad things happened to those who weren't careful around rays...

[mdm]

Vieux Town
KF-Oz enjoyed the song, while keeping a watchful eye on the rays.

It was always a good idea to be cautious around rays, after all. Bad things happened to those who weren't careful around rays...

((I see what you did there))

Latmerius stared up at the rays. Stare stare stare.

[Anonymous#1]

wahh imembr da days gawn pas zeez rudunantaries wer nuat d'normals

yuh c sun u gotsa gotsa havs sum flava n'brak th'lands

[Amon Star]

OOC Zone

GatC: Yup. Perfectly normal flying singing manta rays. *sage nod*

Yes, but apart from the flying they look normal. Besides, this is Mayhem. Flying Singing Manta Rays probably does count as normal.

[SleepyOrigami]

Thinks maybe rays not so bad after all?

[Amon Star]

Vieux Island
*Suddenly, the Air Rays stop singing and fly off, all in different directions*

[OzLionHeart]

Vieux Town
KF-Oz blinked. "Well, that was anticlimactic."