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Postby Scotty on Wed Mar 16, 2005 11:12 pm

The lead, dizzy from the battery of nonsense that had just crashed into it, wandered away from the group of people chasing it. It had managed to escape detection so far, and as it pushed its way farther into the bushes, the sounds of pursuit became more muffled.

Eventually the lead came to a large hole in the ground, in the middle of a forest clearing. This was most perplexing, as there weren't any forests in the area. Not pausing to consider the ramifications of its actions, the lead took a single look back to check for pursuit, and rolled into the hole.

The tunnel took the rolling lead for a long ride, spiralling deeper and deeper into the earth. There were unusual sights along the way, but they flashed by so quickly the lead couldn't make them out. Finally the tunnel stopped, dropping the lead into a very comfortable chair.

"So, you've arrived at last."

The voice that filled the room made the lead jump. Before it could respond, the large chair behind the even larger desk at the other end of the room spun around. The man filling that chair was tall, as far as the lead could tell. His thick red hair puffed up from his head like a wavy mushroom, and it looked like his glasses hadn't been cleaned in a month. Or adjusted, for that matter, because they were sitting halfway down the man's nose and crooked.

"Yes, I've been expecting you. I knew that when my previous plans were thwarted, I would have to get less creative. There's very little less creative than falling down a hole, wouldn't you agree?"

The lead considered this for a moment.

"I have to disagree. Although falling down a hole isn't the most creative thing, the act of falling isn't so important. It's what happens after the fall that people remember."

"An excellent point, my primary friend. But a fast-moving tunnel ride into a subterrainean lair? Very hackneyed, no?"

"Well, I guess it is. What's the point of this anyway?"

"A just question. You see, the trouble with holding on to you is that you tend to be taken easily through obvious ploys. Stolen through distraction, dropped during a collision, and the like. My initial clever precaution to hold on to you was averted through time, so I figured a new method would be necessary. I decided that if a predictable method could be used to take you, an ultimate predictable method could be used to keep you."

The gravity of the man's words sank in to the lead's brain.

"So you're saying..?"

"Yes, you are my test subject. You probably didn't notice the process, but you're self-aware now. You have thoughts, and feelings, and the ability to make your own decisions. I created you, in a way, and it's up to you to decide if this methd will be successful. But don't worry, you'll like it here. There's a bar in the basement."

"Can't complain then."

The lead hopped off its chair and followed the mysterious man out of the room.
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Postby Berk on Thu Mar 17, 2005 3:28 am

*Dashes in, knocked the tall man over and grabbing the lead before running head first into a wall*
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Postby Mr. no-boobs on Thu Mar 17, 2005 8:31 am

*before Berk can regain himself after his collision with the wall the lead seems to dematerialize, leaving no visible evidence that it was ever there*
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Postby Atashi-Cloud on Fri Mar 18, 2005 7:03 am

After a long and tiring day, Atashi comes back outside of his house on Mobius, having heard someone crash into a wall not too far from his place. "I wonder what that is...?" He queries, watching as the lead suddenly reappers in front of him. "Er....what the heck are you?"

"I'm the lead. Now, if you'd be so kind as to point me in the direction away from these mad people, I'll be on my way." Atashi looks at it curiously, then nods, picking it up and carrying it with him at faster-than-super-sonic-speed.

"Can you at least tell me why you want away from the rest of them?"

"No.....I just want away, that's all."

:-? "All right, but don't do anything funny back there, or you'll regret messing with me....got it? oh, and if anyone's following us, tell me?"

"Right...." watches behind them, hoping that there won't be any more random appearances by others...
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Postby Dude of cool on Fri Mar 18, 2005 12:45 pm

faster than super sonic I can't catch faster than super sonic! unless...
*pulls out magic pencil*
hmmmm, the horizon line would be... her so if I draw a rock here, replace the ground here with a trap, then create a lead stealing creature here...
*watches as Atashi trips over the rock falls into the trap, which entangles him in a net, and watches a racoon-style creature takes the lead and brings it to him*
thank you thiefy, now CEASE TO EXIST!
*takes the lead and erases thiefy*
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Postby WereBunny on Fri Mar 18, 2005 1:09 pm

If that's the way he treats his subordinates he does not deserve the lead.

*switches the lead with a fish without even alerting Dude of cool to my preasence*
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Postby Lord Ernie on Fri Mar 18, 2005 5:20 pm

Mwuhahahaha! *steals the lead, mounts it above his fireplace, and sits in a comfy armchair smoking a pipe*
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Postby Random_Sage on Fri Mar 18, 2005 5:27 pm

*drops a bucket of gas on Lord Ernie which causes the pipe to explode*

*grabs the lead in the confusion*

It's mine!!!
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Postby Lord Ernie on Fri Mar 18, 2005 5:31 pm

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! You blew up my burning bubblegum. DIE!!! *Kills a random sage and then kills Random_Sage and takes the lead*
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Postby Dude of cool on Fri Mar 18, 2005 6:16 pm

*sigh* more killing, I guess that means I'm going to have to do this
*stabs Lord Ernie with a poison-tipped knife*
and give me my lead or better yet
*draws a mobile-comfortable arm chair and grabby*
grabby get me... the lead
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Postby mousekrod on Fri Mar 18, 2005 6:42 pm

*rides by on a motorized bar stool*

My lead!

*takes the lead and putts away*
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Postby Random_Sage on Fri Mar 18, 2005 6:48 pm

*posseses mousekrod, reincarnates himself, and then steals the lead*

No, my lead!!
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Postby Lord Ernie on Fri Mar 18, 2005 6:55 pm

OOOOOWWWWW!!!!! *rums around screaming and gets lead stuck in hair*
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Postby Dude of cool on Fri Mar 18, 2005 7:05 pm

... d*** I shoulda known to go for the head, oh well, nothing a grenade down the throat can't cure
*takes the lead out of Lord Ernies hair and shoves a grenade with the pin taken out of it in his mouth*
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Postby Atashi-Cloud on Fri Mar 18, 2005 10:38 pm

*leaps out of the hole, landing in front of DoC a ways up, watching him run towards* Right...if everyone's done with the killing, I think I'll just take this...*yoinks away the Lead, quickly swapping it with a coconut as a diversion, going the opposite direction of DoC, returning the race back to it's original path*Now....to speed things up.*pulls out a radio*Okay, Team Rocket, you know what to do....

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Postby mousekrod on Sat Mar 19, 2005 10:16 am

*does something completely unheard of and... ignores team rocket*

Go! Annoyachu!

*annoyachu distracts Atashi while the lead is taken*
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Postby Blankslate on Sat Mar 19, 2005 8:42 pm

*replaces the lead with a pile of elephant dung and hides in a Tibet*
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Postby sven8705 on Sat Mar 19, 2005 11:58 pm

*Looks in a Tibet. It is the wrong Tibet*
Curses! Foiled by an article!
*Searches in many Tibets over many years finally coming upon the lead surrounded by - among others - Blankslate's bones.

The lead looks around with a crazed gleam in its eyes*
Steady... steady...
*shoots tranquilizer dart at lead and... misses.
Lead jumps and attacks, more tranquilizers are shot and the lead is finally subdued after a clubbing to the head*
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Postby Berk on Sun Mar 20, 2005 3:32 am

*Traqs sven and steals the lead while he is out cold*
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I feel significantly less menacing.
Blasphemy!
Given that I'd be in the closet with another girl, I don't think I'd be doing a very good job.
I'm supposed to know how magic works?
I thought I was ready for man-on-Ellen loving.
Mom told me to wake you. She was unspecific as to how.
Excuse me, I need to find something heavy and blunt to kill you with.
You can make marbles even more shiny?
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Postby mousekrod on Sun Mar 20, 2005 1:02 pm

*Clubs Berk and steals lead*
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Postby sven8705 on Sun Mar 20, 2005 1:18 pm

*Uses high-powered magnet to take the lead away from mousekrod*
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Postby Random_Sage on Sun Mar 20, 2005 2:00 pm

*uses a higher-powered magnet to trap sven then takes the lead*
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Postby Death Mage on Sun Mar 20, 2005 2:21 pm

I win!

..At least until the next person posts. But I'm winning NOW, and you can't say otherwise! So mwa ha ha ha ha!
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Postby BumRussianElvis on Sun Mar 20, 2005 2:55 pm

Sure I can.
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Postby Atashi-Cloud on Sun Mar 20, 2005 3:10 pm

and I cantoo.....er cantoo?!? what the heck is a cantoo? oh well, I'm in the lead once more......I managed to have Team Rocket sacked for not doing their job...^ ^
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